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Flips and blips
If there are any old sewer-pipe Radiomen (capitol "R") among you (if you have to
ask, then you ain't one), here's something I had to share with you. Tribute to an old shipmate by Bob 'Dex' Armstrong - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Vic Casciola, Radioman, Shipmate. Late one evening, before our last reunion, I got a phone call. When I heard the voice, years melted away. "Dex... Vic Casciola... You remember me?" Did I remember Vic? Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? You bet I remember Vic!! Vic had a medical condition that erased a lot of his memory and was phoning to see if I thought the lads would recall who he was. He didn't want to show up at the reunion if nobody would remember him. He also wanted his son to know that long ago, his dad rode the boats. So, this is for his son. It's not much... Others could do better. I'm not articulate enough to capture on paper the unique, one-of-a-kind shipmate that was Vic. All I want to do is validate Vic's credentials. Vic arrived on Requin wearing paratrooper wings over his ribbons. Paratrooper wings and Silver Dolphins... Talk about double-dipping lunatics. Vic was a radioman... Make that triple-dipping lunacy. He was the absolute master of the "speed key." A contraption radio guys used to tap out flips and blips that to fellow practitioners of flip and blip transmission, could be translated into communication understood by normal members of the human race. Vic could pound out stuff at a rate that constantly frustrated his recipients. Many nights, radiomen receiving Vic's "heat" would have to tell him to hold up until they could hunt up some poor devil who could read at his rate... Like going to find a catcher for Nolan Ryan's fast ball. Vic could bang out code faster than Gypsy Rose could pop a garter snap. He was amazing. He was also a master at sneaking stuff into official traffic. In the old days, boat sailors didn't get fifty word 'poopy-grams'... We got 'Little Orphan Annie drops' and anything you could con a radioman to sneak into a message after he caught up on ALLNAV transmissions. A 'Little Orphan Annie drop' came from naval aviators. The good ones, God bless 'em, would go to the tender, collect your mail, put it into a cleaned up paint can along with a couple of recent newspapers, a dog-eared Playboy, and two or three sports magazines. They would tape the contraption up and drop it to you when you were surfaced. They would fly over and yell stuff over the radio, "Mark center... Mark ringer..." And out of the bottom of a P2V would come a tumbling can. Lookouts would cheer and the can would slam into the swells. If you were lucky, someone on deck would fish out the can with a boathook, mail would be distributed in the control room and we would spike the morale-meter. If you were unlucky, the sunovabitch would sink... And set up housekeeping with crabs and a lot of German U-Boat crews. One Christmas, we lost a can on a three contraption drop. I later learned that a port wine soaked, pecan loaded fruitcake my aunt sent me, had been misdirected to the deck force of the Titanic. That brings us back to method two of clandestine shore communication... Vic Casciola and his magical speed key. The poor *******s in the Orion radio shack would get stuff like this... "REQUIN ETA 1600Z... REQUIRE WELDER FOR DECK DAMAGE ON STAND BY... PHONE 319-6247 FOR RESULTS OF LITTLE LEAGUE SERIES... REQUIN TO DEPART NORFOLK 0800Z 031561... WILL REQUIRE STORES, TWO WEEKS... FUEL... CHARTS ACCORDING TO OP ORDERS... PHONE 319-4670 TELL MARY DAD WILL FUND PROM DRESS... WILL LOAD 2 MK37 TORPEDOES... HAVE INJURED MAN TO TRANSFER NORFOLK NAVAL HOSPITAL REQUIRE TRANSPORT... PATIENT AMBULATORY... PHONE 319-4026 OBTAIN RESULTS PREGNANCY TEST... WILL NEED NEST ASSIGNMENT AND LINE HANDLERS... (pause)... WILL EXPECT ANSWERS NEXT TRANSMISSION" Magic Man could get everything from clothing measurements to racing results and the wardroom never knew. Vic could fall asleep in the middle of a bar brawl. We didn't know that it was probably an early indication of his later medical problem. Once, the diving officer was told that Vic was asleep on watch in the radio shack. Major no-no. When the diving officer went to the shack, there was Cassiola wearing headphones with his eyes closed. "Casciola... You asleep?" "No sir." Never opened his eyes. "Well, what in the hell are you doing with your eyes closed?" "Checking my eyelids for holes." The worst duty on Requin was having the below deck watch and having to wake Vic up. The sonuvabitch could sleep through the last five minutes of a hocky game, a five hundred pound bomb drop and the second coming of Christ. The COB once said if Vic had been at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, he would have slept through it. I would rather have taken raw meat from a half-starved Bengal tiger than have been sent to separate Vic from his rack. It ranked up there with the most delicate surgical procedures... You had to remove the flashcover from Vic's back without getting your lights punched out. We toyed with the idea of doing it electrically, but how could you wire up a guy who could have the tender phone your mom to wish her a happy birthday? Vic Casciola... Did we remember you? Hell no. Everyone wore Dolphins, paratrooper wings, sent code at the speed of light and slept like a bank vault. -- http://www.home.earthlink.net/~k0hb |
Hans,
Did/does he have that 'sailors swing' ?? Dan/W4NTI "KØHB" wrote in message nk.net... If there are any old sewer-pipe Radiomen (capitol "R") among you (if you have to ask, then you ain't one), here's something I had to share with you. Tribute to an old shipmate by Bob 'Dex' Armstrong - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Vic Casciola, Radioman, Shipmate. Late one evening, before our last reunion, I got a phone call. When I heard the voice, years melted away. "Dex... Vic Casciola... You remember me?" Did I remember Vic? Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick? You bet I remember Vic!! Vic had a medical condition that erased a lot of his memory and was phoning to see if I thought the lads would recall who he was. He didn't want to show up at the reunion if nobody would remember him. He also wanted his son to know that long ago, his dad rode the boats. So, this is for his son. It's not much... Others could do better. I'm not articulate enough to capture on paper the unique, one-of-a-kind shipmate that was Vic. All I want to do is validate Vic's credentials. Vic arrived on Requin wearing paratrooper wings over his ribbons. Paratrooper wings and Silver Dolphins... Talk about double-dipping lunatics. Vic was a radioman... Make that triple-dipping lunacy. He was the absolute master of the "speed key." A contraption radio guys used to tap out flips and blips that to fellow practitioners of flip and blip transmission, could be translated into communication understood by normal members of the human race. Vic could pound out stuff at a rate that constantly frustrated his recipients. Many nights, radiomen receiving Vic's "heat" would have to tell him to hold up until they could hunt up some poor devil who could read at his rate... Like going to find a catcher for Nolan Ryan's fast ball. Vic could bang out code faster than Gypsy Rose could pop a garter snap. He was amazing. He was also a master at sneaking stuff into official traffic. In the old days, boat sailors didn't get fifty word 'poopy-grams'... We got 'Little Orphan Annie drops' and anything you could con a radioman to sneak into a message after he caught up on ALLNAV transmissions. A 'Little Orphan Annie drop' came from naval aviators. The good ones, God bless 'em, would go to the tender, collect your mail, put it into a cleaned up paint can along with a couple of recent newspapers, a dog-eared Playboy, and two or three sports magazines. They would tape the contraption up and drop it to you when you were surfaced. They would fly over and yell stuff over the radio, "Mark center... Mark ringer..." And out of the bottom of a P2V would come a tumbling can. Lookouts would cheer and the can would slam into the swells. If you were lucky, someone on deck would fish out the can with a boathook, would be distributed in the control room and we would spike the morale-meter. If you were unlucky, the sunovabitch would sink... And set up housekeeping with crabs and a lot of German U-Boat crews. One Christmas, we lost a can on a three contraption drop. I later learned that a port wine soaked, pecan loaded fruitcake my aunt sent me, had been misdirected to the deck force of the Titanic. That brings us back to method two of clandestine shore communication... Vic Casciola and his magical speed key. The poor *******s in the Orion radio shack would get stuff like this... "REQUIN ETA 1600Z... REQUIRE WELDER FOR DECK DAMAGE ON STAND BY... PHONE 319-6247 FOR RESULTS OF LITTLE LEAGUE SERIES... REQUIN TO DEPART NORFOLK 0800Z 031561... WILL REQUIRE STORES, TWO WEEKS... FUEL... CHARTS ACCORDING TO OP ORDERS... PHONE 319-4670 TELL MARY DAD WILL FUND PROM DRESS... WILL LOAD 2 MK37 TORPEDOES... HAVE INJURED MAN TO TRANSFER NORFOLK NAVAL HOSPITAL REQUIRE TRANSPORT... PATIENT AMBULATORY... PHONE 319-4026 OBTAIN RESULTS PREGNANCY TEST... WILL NEED NEST ASSIGNMENT AND LINE HANDLERS... (pause)... WILL EXPECT ANSWERS NEXT TRANSMISSION" Magic Man could get everything from clothing measurements to racing results and the wardroom never knew. Vic could fall asleep in the middle of a bar brawl. We didn't know that it was probably an early indication of his later medical problem. Once, the diving officer was told that Vic was asleep on watch in the radio shack. Major no-no. When the diving officer went to the shack, there was Cassiola wearing headphones with his eyes closed. "Casciola... You asleep?" "No sir." Never opened his eyes. "Well, what in the hell are you doing with your eyes closed?" "Checking my eyelids for holes." The worst duty on Requin was having the below deck watch and having to wake Vic up. The sonuvabitch could sleep through the last five minutes of a hocky game, a five hundred pound bomb drop and the second coming of Christ. The COB once said if Vic had been at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, he would have slept through it. I would rather have taken raw meat from a half-starved Bengal tiger than have been sent to separate Vic from his rack. It ranked up there with the most delicate surgical procedures... You had to remove the flashcover from Vic's back without getting your lights punched out. We toyed with the idea of doing it electrically, but how could you wire up a guy who could have the tender phone your mom to wish her a happy birthday? Vic Casciola... Did we remember you? Hell no. Everyone wore Dolphins, paratrooper wings, sent code at the speed of light and slept like a bank vault. -- http://www.home.earthlink.net/~k0hb |
"Dan/W4NTI" w4nti@get rid of this mindspring.com wrote Did/does he have that 'sailors swing' ?? Are you trying to get me into a fight with Brian? OF COURSE he sent proper code for Radiomen to copy, NOT the sanitized/sterilized machine code suitable for robots to copy. 73, de Hans, K0HB |
"KØHB" wrote in message ink.net... "Dan/W4NTI" w4nti@get rid of this mindspring.com wrote Did/does he have that 'sailors swing' ?? Are you trying to get me into a fight with Brian? OF COURSE he sent proper code for Radiomen to copy, NOT the sanitized/sterilized machine code suitable for robots to copy. 73, de Hans, K0HB No, I am not. Oh....in other words he does have a sailors swing. Thats good, perfectly sent CW is boring. I remember when one ''used'' to be able to tell each other by their fists. No longer. Dan/W4NTI |
Dan said:
Oh....in other words he does have a sailors swing. Yes, but he can't go to heaven. It's in the Bible (Verily!). "Thou shall not enter heaven if your Morris Code is not precisely timed, suitable for a robot to copy". Book of Brian, Chaper 9, Verse 6. 73, de Hans, K0HB didididah didaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
"KØHB" wrote in message oups.com... Dan said: Oh....in other words he does have a sailors swing. Yes, but he can't go to heaven. It's in the Bible (Verily!). "Thou shall not enter heaven if your Morris Code is not precisely timed, suitable for a robot to copy". Book of Brian, Chaper 9, Verse 6. 73, de Hans, K0HB didididah didaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dit dah dit Dan/W4NTI |
Not exactly. If the intention is to purposely make the code so badly
sent that a Technician couldn't copy it with a machine.... Anyway, maybe some of the SK Banana Boaters can give us a sign as to which QTH they're at. |
"William" wrote Not exactly. If the intention is to purposely make the code so badly sent that a Technician couldn't copy it with a machine.... See! I knew it! I'm going straight to hell, right along with Mr. Farnsworth! dit dit BTW, who brought up "Technician"? I'm an equal opportunity sort of guy; I don't care what the license class of the robot is. didididah didaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 3, de Hans, K0HB |
"B.P. Stupidname" wrote ------- CT(R) LightiningFastChickenF***ers... Awright! I hadn't heard that term in 25 years! Use'ta love jerking their chains. In 64 we were upriver, and NavSecGru Kama Seya had the grapes to send us a gig-note when one of our boats yelled on pri-tac about some "F----ing incoming". Of course I'm sure that was from a CT(O), but "guilt by association" works for me. 73, Hans, K0HB (RMCM) |
Not exactly. If the intention is to purposely make the code so badly
sent that a Technician couldn't copy it with a machine.... "See! I knew it! I'm going straight to hell, right along with Mr. Farnsworth!" Mr. Farnsworth developed a teaching method. In the Farnsworth method, as the speed approaches 20wpm, the differences between Farnsworth and Morse begin fading away, and are gone entirely at 20wpm. The Farnsworth teaching method is not meant to be implemented as Morse Code, but you and all the rest of you OF's pretty much do as you please. After all, you own ham radio. Here's an example: "Leff right leff" is a method of teaching marching. It is not a legitimate way to call cadence and is abandoned once recruits learn to march, not that the Navy does much marching or needs to know left from right. They got starboards, bulkheads and decks. ;^) "BTW, who brought up "Technician"? I'm an equal opportunity sort of guy; I don't care what the license class of the robot is." One of the old farts, now SK, was specifically targeting the NCT's with his illegible "banana boat swing" transmissions. He said so himself, and that is the incident that both you and I are referring back to. 73 and Merry Christmas, bb |
"William" wrote The Farnsworth teaching method is not meant to be implemented as Morse Code, but you and all the rest of you OF's pretty much do as you please. "Everything not specifically prohibited is mandatory." dit dit 3, de Hans, K0HB |
"B.P. Stupidname" wrote down Jason up CW... Do you remember "Oh ****, Jason is beeping, now gone steady tone, and I can't find a time tick!" 73, de Hans, K0HB |
"Len Over 21" wrote
Does that have anything to do with chainsaws? :-) Nope. Has to do with Romulus, Orestes, and maybe the Argonauts. |
"B.P. Stupidname" wrote the stupidest thing I ever used was a British BID610... or some such I didn't know the Brits had those. We had a couple on loan from Canada at CINCLANT to crosspatch some Cutler circuits up to the Canucks. Big ugly monsters, the key method reminded me of Orestes. Tedious! dit dit Hans |
Would you mind sending three copies to the Department of Redundancy
Department? Thanks, bb |
OldSailor wrote:
The only thing lightning fast about CT(R)'s was how fast they could spill a mug of coffee or a Coke into a TTY or a piece of electronic equipment and yell "matman"! Actually the CT rating was more properly known as the crossed swab and buffer. Of course, we told RM's we talked to god and wrote down what he said! I wanted to be an RM, arriving in boot camp with a First Phone/Radar, General Class ham ticket and 3 years of Navy MARS experience. I was told my GCT/ARI was too high, so off to ET school which I challenged and finished in 5 weeks, then DS "A" and suddenly I was ranked with the 2 percent of ET/DS that could read and became a CT (M). 73 Doug K7ABX CTMCS (Retired) I, too, became a "lightning fast chicken plucker" CT(R) after a few years as a ham. We seldom spilled our coffee into gear, though we did beat the c**p out of our mills copying code at 35+ gpm. I think each of our operators had 3 of those old typewriters, 1 in use and 2 in the shop for the matmen to try to cobble back together. Fortunately our R390's were pretty indestructable. Back to the original topic here, we got so familiar with the "fist" of each of the operators of the stations we monitored, we could identify most stations without hearing callsigns. This was even more useful in telling us when and where units were being rotated. After a couple of years of copying code like that, I went back to civilian life and haven't made more than half a dozen cw qsos since. Wayne, KEØBZ (former CTR2 1966-73) |
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