I am the great bathrooman. I am looking for assistants to stay after
school to help clean the restrooms or at least to restock the soap and
toilet paper. We will do anything it takes to get assistants including
sending out requests on ham radio nets. Those little brats should
clean up their own %$#&*ing mess. Putting a log in a book is not what
we meant by 'logbook.' Throwing toilet paper all over the floor is not
what we meant by 'spreadsheets.' 'Contesting' had nothing to do with
#%&$ing. If they can learn CW by operating the plunger, so much the
better. We are also looking for security assistants in the event of a
bomb threat or mass school shooting, and some ham to teach them how to
solder. If they do well they get a supervised field trip to Polly
Parrot's shack. If they do poorly, they get an UNsupervised field trip
to the parrot's shack. hehehehehe