Selling 52 Simplex Radios
 

My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi & chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how you
communicate the message.


73,

Rabbi Phil
Chief,
Sanhedrin Council

Rabbi Phil wrote:
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi & chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how you
communicate the message.

The only thing worse than being witty is not being witty.

Come on, you can do better! 8^)


- Mike KB3EIA -

Very classy on his part.

In his next "smart business move" will he just move his Hooters-girl
lookalike daughters into prostitution?

Disgusting!

"Rabbi Phil" wrote in message
...
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi & chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how you
communicate the message.


73,

Rabbi Phil
Chief,
Sanhedrin Council

Dave B. wrote:
"Rabbi Phil" wrote in message
...
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with
close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi &
chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three
gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little
outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters
girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the
shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at
five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how
you
communicate the message.

Very classy on his part.

In his next "smart business move" will he just move his Hooters-girl
lookalike daughters into prostitution?

Disgusting!

Folks...sex, or the suggestion of it, sells everything in this
country...Even those who argue AGAINST "sex" are using it to thier
advantage by the mere suggestion of it. (Before "NYPD Blue" ever hit
the airwaves, Jerry Falwell and his ilk were protesting it. The
producers said the best advertisement they could get was Jerry railing
against it!)

I think the idea was cute.

Also, we have people fussing about the "greying, all white male"
demographic of Amateur Radio in the United States...so maybe this gave
it a kick in the rear...? We're not talking about child pornography
here...Young ADULT women, the same like of which adorn the sidelines of
any NFL game on Monday Nights, showing some booty and cleavage to get
YOU to look twice. It works. Deal with it.

Of course there will always be the "we could do it without that"
contingent...But that contingent hasn't done a whole lot to promote the
program either. So...given your choice between a poster with Fred Maia
or Gordon West promoting Amateur Radio, or a diverse selection of
scantilly clad cheerleaders holding HT's I am sure none of whom are
licensed to operate...which do you think would garner more
"check-outs"...?!?!

73

Steve, K4YZ

I have no idea what that rambling BS particular post was trying to say, but
I am still waing to hear what exploitation this so-called "smart
businessman" engaged his poor, ignorant daughters in in an attempt tomake
afe buck trying to sell some cheap radios.

That story is so pathetic, I DARE that miserable piece of sh*t to e-mail me
directly (not post on a newsgroup like a chickensh*t) and tell me how much
profit he generated from his ignorant daughters' asses. My guess is that if
he tells the truth, I can generate that from my friggin' pocket, send it to
him, and save 2 or 3 girls that happened to be born to one of the dregs of
society from at least a little embarassment.

Let's hear it, BIG-TIME OPERATOR!!!!!!!



"K4YZ" wrote in message
ups.com...

Dave B. wrote:
"Rabbi Phil" wrote in message
...
My friend Lennie Schwartz owns a radio store and was stuck with
close
to a hundred 52 simplex radios he could not sell. As his Rabbi &
chief
Sanhedrin, Lennie asked me for advice. Now Lennie has three
gorgeous
college-age daughters, so I had Lennie get them some cute little
outfits,
tight tops and tight short-shorts, similar to what the Hooters
girls wear.
We had the following message boldly printed on the butt end of the
shorts
and across the bust area of the tops:

"I MONITOR 52 SIMPLEX"

In less that 24 hours, Lennie sold all his 52 simplex radios at
five times
the
original asking price and had to order more. Every male ham of any
age swamped Lennie's radio store and demanded a 52 simplex radio.

NOTE FOR HANS: It is not the message that is so important, as how
you
communicate the message.

Very classy on his part.

In his next "smart business move" will he just move his Hooters-girl
lookalike daughters into prostitution?

Disgusting!

Folks...sex, or the suggestion of it, sells everything in this
country...Even those who argue AGAINST "sex" are using it to thier
advantage by the mere suggestion of it. (Before "NYPD Blue" ever hit
the airwaves, Jerry Falwell and his ilk were protesting it. The
producers said the best advertisement they could get was Jerry railing
against it!)

I think the idea was cute.

Also, we have people fussing about the "greying, all white male"
demographic of Amateur Radio in the United States...so maybe this gave
it a kick in the rear...? We're not talking about child pornography
here...Young ADULT women, the same like of which adorn the sidelines of
any NFL game on Monday Nights, showing some booty and cleavage to get
YOU to look twice. It works. Deal with it.

Of course there will always be the "we could do it without that"
contingent...But that contingent hasn't done a whole lot to promote the
program either. So...given your choice between a poster with Fred Maia
or Gordon West promoting Amateur Radio, or a diverse selection of
scantilly clad cheerleaders holding HT's I am sure none of whom are
licensed to operate...which do you think would garner more
"check-outs"...?!?!

73

Steve, K4YZ

Dave B. wrote:
I have no idea what that rambling BS particular post was trying to
say, but
I am still waing to hear what exploitation this so-called "smart
businessman" engaged his poor, ignorant daughters in in an attempt
tomake
afe buck trying to sell some cheap radios.

That story is so pathetic, I DARE that miserable piece of sh*t to
e-mail me
directly (not post on a newsgroup like a chickensh*t) and tell me how
much
profit he generated from his ignorant daughters' asses. My guess is
that if
he tells the truth, I can generate that from my friggin' pocket, send
it to
him, and save 2 or 3 girls that happened to be born to one of the
dregs of
society from at least a little embarassment.

Let's hear it, BIG-TIME OPERATOR!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

What is a "Dave B" and who gives a rat's kazoo about his dares?

Steve, K4YZ

K4YZ wrote:
Dave B. wrote:
I have no idea what that rambling BS particular post was trying to
say, but
I am still waing to hear what exploitation this so-called "smart
businessman" engaged his poor, ignorant daughters in in an attempt
tomake
afe buck trying to sell some cheap radios.

That story is so pathetic, I DARE that miserable piece of sh*t to
e-mail me
directly (not post on a newsgroup like a chickensh*t) and tell me
how
much
profit he generated from his ignorant daughters' asses. My guess
is
that if
he tells the truth, I can generate that from my friggin' pocket,
send
it to
him, and save 2 or 3 girls that happened to be born to one of the
dregs of
society from at least a little embarassment.

Let's hear it, BIG-TIME OPERATOR!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

What is a "Dave B" and who gives a rat's kazoo about his dares?

Steve, K4YZ

What about all of Steve's dares?

bb wrote:

What about all of Steve's dares?

Good question.

So far, all of my "dares" have been for YOU to prove ANY of your
assertions or "opinions" to be correct.

So far, not a one of them has met the test of seeing daylight, let
alone being corroborated or "proven" as correct.

Which pretty much leaves you at the bottom og the barrel.

Steve, K4YZ

Anonymous wrote:

Sort of like how you couldn't prove I've never been to your
place of employment, Nursie.

You never have. It's not up to ME to prove...YOU already did
that.

Can't name the facility or the town it's in...report what shift I
work or who I work with, etc etc etc.

You're STILL an Anonymous Coward, and a lying one at that.

Steve, K4YZ

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote:
In article . com
"K4YZ" wrote:

You never have. It's not up to ME to prove...YOU already
did
that.

No, Nursie, you still haven't disproved it, because You say I
never did.

You've neer been there...If you had, you'd be rubbing it in
everyone's nose.

You can't answer a single question because you don't know.

In short...you're LYING.

Can't name the facility or the town it's in...report what
shift I
work or who I work with, etc etc etc.

Try posting in English, Nursie.

It's just fine, Anonymous Lying Coward.

You STILL can't name the facility, the town it's in, report what
shift I work or whom I work with.

You're STILL an Anonymous Coward, and a lying one at that.

You're still a LIAR, Nursie. And a unmitigated blowhard.

Nope.

Prove me wrong. Fill in the blanks, Anonymous Lying Coward.

STEVE WORKS AT:____________________________________

STEVE STARTS AT: _________ AND HIS SHIFT ENDS AT:___________

His Shift Supervisor is:____________________________________
(I'll give you the point if you can just look in the window and
describe him/her...)

HE WORKS ON: (DAYS OF WK):__________________________________

So, Anonymnous Lying Coward...Yo gonna ante up or just make more
"you're a liar and blowhard" statements?

I say your nads are in the vise.

Steve, K4YZ

I say your nads are in the vise.

It doesn't have any.

Further, its sole existence seems to be geared towards harrassment of
others via computer newsgroups.

That should tell you a few things...

So, Anonymnous Lying Coward...Yo gonna

"Yo gonna"???? Is Nursie in 'da hood??????

ante up or just make more "you're a liar and blowhard"
statements?

So lying Nursie, are you going to admit you are a liar and an
unmitigated blowhard?

I say your nads are in the vise.

At least I have a set, Nursie.

///////////////////

Yeah, Rogie. You "have a set", alright.
Spit em' out.
Lloyd wants them back.

"yojimbo" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 15:04:10 +0200 (CEST), Secwet Woger wrote:
In article
.com
"Mr. Obvious" wrote:

It doesn't have any.

Oh, the irony. Somebody who hides under "Mr. Obvious" casting
aspersions on others.

Further, its sole existence seems to be geared towards
harrassment of
others via computer newsgroups.

Says a moron who can't spell "it's"........

Says a moron who miscorrects the correct spelling of "its."

Hint: "it's" is a contraction of "it is," while "its" is the
possessive of "it."

Got it, Mr. Woger?
//////////////

He lurnt that at Devry.


--
"It's "complaintant," you sniveling weasel." (Roger Wiseman on spelling
complainant.)

"Phil Harmonic" NoToddie@nospam wrote in message
...

"yojimbo" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 15:04:10 +0200 (CEST), Secwet Woger wrote:
In article
.com
"Mr. Obvious" wrote:

It doesn't have any.

Oh, the irony. Somebody who hides under "Mr. Obvious" casting
aspersions on others.

Further, its sole existence seems to be geared towards
harrassment of
others via computer newsgroups.

Says a moron who can't spell "it's"........

Says a moron who miscorrects the correct spelling of "its."

Hint: "it's" is a contraction of "it is," while "its" is the
possessive of "it."

Got it, Mr. Woger?
//////////////

He lurnt that at Devry.


--
"It's "complaintant," you sniveling weasel." (Roger Wiseman on spelling
complainant.)



LOL, thats funny, but then Wogie always so funny.

73,

Lloyd

"Phil Harmonic" NoToddie@nospam wrote in message
...


So, Anonymnous Lying Coward...Yo gonna

"Yo gonna"???? Is Nursie in 'da hood??????

ante up or just make more "you're a liar and blowhard"
statements?

So lying Nursie, are you going to admit you are a liar and an
unmitigated blowhard?

I say your nads are in the vise.

At least I have a set, Nursie.

///////////////////

Yeah, Rogie. You "have a set", alright.
Spit em' out.
Lloyd wants them back.



LOL, that is funnier yet, but then Woger always gets
funnier yet!

73,

Lloyd

Lloyd wrote:
LOL, that is funnier yet, but then Woger always gets
funnier yet!

Mongolloyd makes good sentences! It's another **** up in his 31 years
of ****ing up!!

Mongolloyd queer for Roger.

--
Lardass admits he is not interested in dating women in
http://the-forum.us/nimbusters/forum...ard=8&id=8396:
"Dating is something for simpletons and losers!"

yojimbo wrote:
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 15:04:10 +0200 (CEST), Secwet Woger wrote:
In article
.com
"Mr. Obvious" wrote:

It doesn't have any.

Oh, the irony. Somebody who hides under "Mr. Obvious" casting
aspersions on others.

Further, its sole existence seems to be geared towards
harrassment of
others via computer newsgroups.

Says a moron who can't spell "it's"........

Says a moron who miscorrects the correct spelling of "its."

Says the moron who still ****s up and leaves out the apostrophe and
thinks that is correct. Hi Lardass Davies!



Hint: "i excuses for incorrect useage

Hint: You always **** up like that, Davies.
It's because you flunked out of high school.


Got it, Mr. Woger?

In article
"Phil Harmonic" NoToddie@nospam wrote:



So, Anonymnous Lying Coward...Yo gonna

"Yo gonna"???? Is Nursie in 'da hood??????

ante up or just make more "you're a liar and blowhard"
statements?

So lying Nursie, are you going to admit you are a liar and an
unmitigated blowhard?

I say your nads are in the vise.

At least I have a set, Nursie.

///////////////////

Yeah, Rogie. You "have a set", alright.

Yeah, and you don't. That's why you hide behind "Phil Harmonic" through
Altopia.
Oh, the irony, Davies.

Spit em' out.

Projecting your homosexuality, FAGGOT? Oh, and keep guessing.

Lloyd wants them back.

Lardass Lloyd never had a set (like you, "Phil") to begin with.
Now whine for me, Bitch boy!

In article
"Lloyd" answered himself in:

LOL, thats funny, but then Wogie always so funny.

Not half as funny as your pig-like face, Davies the 31 year old VIRGIN.

LARDASS LLOYD AUTISM DAVIES' ENGLISH DICTIONARY

breaddead" - LLoyd hasn't got anything upstairs in the oven
"defenseive" - Lardass is "defensive" of his ignorance
"counter-offenseive" - When LARDASS LLoyds attack
"nights" - Athens ASSHOLE was referring to last "night's" masturbation
session
"I forget to set the playlist in Winamp to repeat!" - Mongolloyd also
"forgets" the use of past tense, maybe he forgot!
"Techincal" - Lloyd just hates those "technical" things
"Dalkes" - Lloyd's granddad remembers when movies became "talkies" too
bad LARDASS learned to Dalk sic
"That it!" - When Mongolloyds get real mad, they talk like Tor Johnson
"Woger" - LARDASS closely identifies with Elmer Fudd with his lack of
hair and all
"decide on weather or not" - It's always "stormy weather" with Lloyd
deciding "whether" or not to use correct English
"can not" - Mongolloyd is wondering how he "cannot" seem to get ahead
in life
"is'nt" - "Isn't" LARDASS cute when he is mad?
"PAINFULL" - How LARDASS' bathroom scale feels when he steps on it in
the morning, real "painful"
"I wish for Roger Wisemand" - Lloyd liked thosed thingd ford Rogerd
"alot" - Davies dreams he can communicate in English a lot
"thier" - Lavender Lloyd sure does lisp after a night behind the
dumpster
"dont" - Lloyd says "dont", the rest of the world says "don't"
"Isreal" - Is FATASS Lloyd's retardation for real, or can he blame
Israel?
"juist jelous" "extermenate" - A three for one post Athens Asshole
axiom
"footting" - What LARDASS doesn't have, an equal "footing" anywhere
"Cant" - Emmanuel?
"th" - When Lloyd gets nervous, he stutte, er stutters
"enfighting" - Lloyd's two brain cells are infighting for control of
his stupidity
"YOU STUPID JEW!" - Wasn't Jesus Jewish, so called Christian LLoyd?
"Tonite" - There's nothing in Lloyd's brain "tonight" or any night
"segmant" - What Lloyd's communications are, only sentence "segments"
"I just listening" - Too bad he doesn't listen to his poor English
"buffon" - The Athens, Alabama "buffoon" strikes again!
"museium" - Where LARDASS LLoyd keeps his "muse"
"nastey" - How everybody describes LARDASS' body stench, especially in
the ghetto
"loose" - Lloyd's description of his spinchter muscles...
"wont" - Lloyd refuses to learn English, it's Lloyd's "wont"
"awhile" - It will be "a while" before Davies gets a clue
"freinds" - Lloyd's conglomeration of "friends" and "fiends"
"thier" - "There" just isn't any hope for LARDASS Lloyd "ill-educated"
Davies
"backstabers" - Lloyd's version of the OJays' hit
"becuase" - Home of the "Deliverance Extras" spelling by LARDASS Lloyd
"obselete" - What LARDASS thinking is to him, others see it as
'obsolete'.....
"belive" - What fools like LARDASS Lloyd "believes"
"thier" - Ill-educated Xtian LARDASS Lloyd shows off his language
skills!
"marshalls" - Mongolloyd spell "marshals" real good!
Wisemand - LARDASSd ****sd upd againd
"compay" - Mongolloyd never gets any female "compay," while others do
get "company"
" But when we are winning," DUMB****, YOU have NEVER WON anything in
your miserable life!
"and do the nasty!" You don't really know what that means, do you, 30
year old VIRGIN?
"It's does" - Mongolloyd use good English
"momnet" - LARDASS Lloyd Davies misses his dead "momnet" for a "moment"
"seriuosly" - Lavender Lad President Mongolloyd wants to be taken
"seriously" instead of "seriuosly"
"annouced" - Mongolloyd "announces" his stupidity again
"tonite" - Davies never lets his lack of education stop him from
announcing to the world he's a ****ing imbecile!
"nite" - When LARDASS Lloyd molests those kids he makes them say "nite,
nite" at "night"
"weldare" - Calling Dr. Weldare, LARDASS needs his head out of his
FATASS....put it on his welfare bill
"so **** of" - When Mongolloyds who have man tits talk tough......
"fukcing funney" - Alabama deliverance extra Davies speak
"pictrue" - "Picture" yourself as a Davies Mongolloyd
"isseus" - Davies has "issues" too many to list here
"resortjng" - Is Lloyd from Finland?
"attsxks" - When LARDASS Davies "attacks" he uses illiteracy
"basturds"- What mental illness patient LARDASS Lloyd calls his nurses
"shkt" - Mongolloyd Davies' "Skittles", he likes that "Hershey rainbow"
"law suit" - LARDASS never leaves his HUD apartment with out his law
suit
"opinionn" - When LARDASSn postsn whiln drunkn
"intrenet harrasssmint" - Tries to make LARDASS Lloyd's rotting teeth
feel fresh
"sneeky" - The teachers always "sneaked" Lloyd through the next grade
"that' wasnet" - LLoyd was out that year of school that they went over
English grammar
idiout! - "Lloyid" sic strikes out again!
"speling" - Mongolloyd Davies the "spelling" bee champ of the retards!
"reas isseus instaed" - Davies talking out of that cheap beer again
"atttacking" - LARDASS Lloyd stutters when he gets upset.....ttttt.....
"challegne" - When Mongolloyds drink and post
"metnal" - Mongolloyd just doesn't have the "mental" ability to
debate......
"debste" - What Lloyd's mommy did to him in the bathtub
"cahllenge" - Mongolloyd speak for "call" and "challenge"
"basturds" - LLoyd ,Amanda's illegitimate "*******" sure does have a
scat fetish
"morsd" - Whend Daviesd drinkd andd postd
"wont" - It is Mongolloyd's "wont" to be stupid, "won't " you let him?
"youd" - Oops, LARDASS did it again!
"poinion" - Must be an Athens Alabama "Deliverance" thing
"Woger Wiseman"- LARDASS Lloyd's got that cocksucker's lisp
"isnt" - "Isn't" LARDASS cute when he slobbers?
"worfh" - Davies' cocksucking lisp has returned
"waset of spaceda" - When Lloyd's only friend Colt 45 malt liquor kicks
in
"Oppulant" - The only thing "opulent" in LARDASS is that he is rich in
ignorance
"obly" - LARDASS lisp from cocksucking shows when he tries to say his
favorite fag artist "Moby"
"wood" - LARDASS LLOYD'S head "would" be made of "wood"
"dserve" - LARDASS lives in that ghetto where they say he sure does
"dserve" those pizzas
"frum" - LARDASS LLOYD DAVIES wonders where his real father is "from"
"DISCUST" - Mongolloyd Davies' command of the English language is
"disgusting"
"You worthless coward are scared of debating me." - Mongolloyd make
good sentence
"jellous" - Most of LARDASS Lloyd's cellulite body is "jealous" of
skinny, in shape people
"It just didn't wok out" - When LARDASS tried to stir fry those
nutsacks for pizza topping, Pappa John's terminated him saying he
didn't "work out".
"entact" - LARDASS' single brain cell isn't "intact" either.
"empahis" - Notice how LARDASS Lloyd's "emphasis" is always on his
****ing stupidity.
"**** all fo you" - Christian LARDASS Lloyd showing that Jesus
spirit.....
"bllod" - How LARDASS Lloyd spells "blood"
"did'nt" - LARDASS "didn't" do very well in school
"PLEASE by a clue" - LARDASS Lloyd's parents couldn't even "buy" him an
education
"extrodinare!" - LARDASS is a moron "Extraordinaire"
"unsubsribe" - Mongolloyd Davies "subscribes" to the theory that
ignorance is bliss...he must be in heaven
"Must've struck a cord" - LARDASS confuses his favorite sex fetish of
tying his penis with a light cord and masturbating to the word "chord".
"dumass" - Dumbass Davies trips and falls in **** again.
"Them two bigtime losers!" - Mongolloyd mentally ill Davies makes good
sentence!
"straming" - Lardass usually has to wash his sheets from the "stream"
of **** when he wets the bed or not given his filthy HUD apartment
"surpassinf" - LARDASS is always "surpassing" his previous levels of
stupidity.
"pleanty" - guffaw! "Plenty" of stupidity coming from LARDASS Lloyd.
"Cause i'll have law lock you up and throw away the key!" - Mongolloyd
talk tough!
"pome" - When LARDASS WADSWORTHLESS Stubbyfellow writes a "poem"
"Once she here's my show" - Most people hears a show, LARDASS "here's"
them!
"forgotton" - LARDASS has "forgotten" what he was taught in special Ed
"I want your seriousness" - LARDASS does his take on "I want your sex"
"I did'nt ask for your ****ing grammer checking!" - LARDASS Lloyd
revels in his ignorance!
"agrument" - When the voices in LARDASS Lloyd's mentally ill head
collide they have an "argument"
"craetive" - Mongolloyd Davies isn't very "creative" with his
stupidity, however.
"You could have posted it, for we know!" - LARDASS make good sentence!
"bottem" - Mongolloyd likes those little boys' "bottoms" from hanging
with Steve Holsten
"James Wickstrom talked about tonite that out threre, thier Sherriff's
department" - Mongolloyd
shows off those Pulitzer prize writing skills.
"bring yer cents" - Mongolloyd show how he flunked out of school
because he had no "sense"
"You peeks out" - LARDASS Lloyd and stupidity a symbiotic relationship.
"Be thier" - LARDASS Lloyd make good sentence!
"If you pussys have balls you confront me!!! Deep down you are scared
of me. You our jellous
because I am the great almighty Time Lord!!!!
The Time Lord always wins in the end." - Does it really need to be said
about Mongolloyd Davies?
"yerself", "hisself" - LARDASS picked up his language skills or lack
thereof from the
******s his mommy Amanda serviced.
"I lost TEN POUNDS on my diet simce first of the year!" - Too bad
LARDASS didn't gain any language skills
"The best Amatuer Radio talk show ever!" - Chosen 5 to 1 over literacy
by other ill-educated morons and Mongolloyd
"All of my Daleks have been dispached!" - Too bad some extra brain
neurons haven't, Mongolloyd.
"satillite" - When LARDASS met the space between his ears
"Tuseday" - LARDASS' usual day to wear his pink tutu
"I am 210 punds now!" - LARDASS lies and ****s up again!
"jelous" - LARDASS Lloyd is "jealous" of those who can spell, read, and
write.
"peoples" - LARDASS Lloyd the "people's" choice of the Biggest
L-O-S-E-R!
"curtians" - LARDASS LLOYD DAVIES uses those "curtains" in his filthy
apartment as a masturbation rag
"depsised" - Mongolloyd Davies, who the entire real ham community has
"despised" for his lack of ability
to pass a simple 5 wpm code test or General theory
"sicker" - When Lloyd Davies has a mouth full of cum he can't say
"sticker"
"liceneses" - Mongolloyd Davies has one of those exclusive "licenses"
on stupidity
"isseus" - LARDASS has "issues" with people of intelligence.
"conquor" - Mentally ill LARDASS Lloyd has yet to "conquer" his obesity
and mental illness
"crakheads" - Retard Davies make good sentence!
"servent" - Roger Wiseman's willing "servant" makes another gaffe.
"lesibens" - When Benjamins take the wild side...the "lesbians" don't
care, though!
"Los Angles" - Mongolloyd has the wrong "angle" about "Los Angeles"
"busses" - Do they take the motored "buses" or do they take the
"thier" - You say "their," Lardass says "thier".... to-may-to,
to-mah-to.....
"eductional" - LARDASS Lloyd's writing is "educational" on how severe
illiteracy is in his family.
"She sounded like she really whappy to here from me." - Mongolloyd get
rejected again!
"This is morning I weigh at 207 pounds. This should prove to you, that
I can succeed if I put my
mind to it. I know some your stupid critics can't see that, but I'm not
here to please you." -
- LARDASS makes the "huh?" factor rise.
"This looks much more like sexy Lloyd" - Porky Pig lookalike stubby
tubby Davies dreams
he looks like a skinny, tall Billy Zane
"I figured you the thought of me owning..." - Lardass dreams the
impossible dream of thought
"I took you a long hour and a several minutes..." - Too bad LARDASS
Lloyd didn't take and pass English
"I get a laugh over you!" - Mongolloyd make good sentence!
"did'nt" - "Didn't" Lardass ever pass any school subject?
"Proves to show" - Lavender Lloyd proves he is an imbecile
"It' paid off" - Alcoholic LARDASS Lloyd's bar and utility bills never
are though.
"I wear if with" - Davies wears his stupidity well
"You need to get al ife and a job." Mongolloyd retardo Davies needs to
get English lessons and
not dream of an "Al ife" with "Al Queda"
"I've never ****ing pretending attorneys!" - LARDASSclown Davies never
had to pretend to be stupid, either!
"...what your life must me like..." - Mongolloyd's life of pizza
delivery and trashcan robots is really something
to want, too, isn't it?
"manor" - Lardassclown Davies' "manners" are like those of a hog....
"Christien" - Poor LARDASS Davies, he's shows why ignorance is bliss in
the eyes of the Lord.
"reely" - Mongolloyd Davies is "really" stupid, isn't he?
"please don't imposter me more" - Mongolloyd make good sentence!
"distastful" - A description of LARDASSCLOWN DAVIES' eating habits.
"commnet" - Most people make "comments," ill-educated Lloyd Davies
makes "commnets".
"None of you refuse to tell me who you are." - Huh, Mongolloyd?
"Millinium" - Even after a "millennium" LARDASS couldn't be smart!
"afriad" - LARDASSclown Davies isn't too smart, I'm "afraid"
"powerfull" - Mongolloyd Davies sure has a "powerful" command of the
English language.
"conquor" - Lardass Lloyd has yet to "conquer" his idiocy.
"I always new that your stupidity would trip you up, Mr. Wiseman."
- I just "knew" Llardass Lloyd couldn't pose as "Christy
Davies" without ****ing it up and outing himself.
"I have given it some though and decided to come back" - Mongolloyd
has never given anything any "thought." (from another "I'm
leaving" speech/lie)
"usaul" - As "usual" Lardass lloyd Davies ****s up!
"Secwet Woger " Llardass Llavender Llad Lloyd's been sucking so
many cocks he's got a lisp!
"douters" - Even though he has his "doubters", it's
"doubtful" Llardass Lloyd has an I.Q. over 70.
"bypolar" - Mongolloyd Davies is a "bipolar bisexual".
"desperite" - Lardass Lloyd is so "desperate" to win at something,
anything.
"situtation" - Most people get in "situations, " but not our total
****-up Lloyd.
"aholt" - Lardass Lloyd usually gets "a hold" of himself on a
Saturday night, since he has no date!
"mysteriuos" - Mongolloyd Davies, "mysterious" survivor of a coat
hanger abortion attempt.
"I've did" - Most people say " I did"
"Woger" - When cocksucking, lisping fags try to say " Roger."
"for sometime" - Lardass has been a mentally ill retard "for some time"
now.
"mommie's" - When Mongolloyds say "Mommy's" as in "Mommy's house."
"drop out" - Lloyd was a High school and college " dropout."
"backpedalling" - "Backpedaling" is what Lardass does a lot of.
"Maybe two years back" - Mongolloyd speak.
"outted" - Lardass Lloyd's illteracy at work.
"I've riddled Woger for years as Arf! Arf!" - Mongolloyd is Arf!Arf!,
and his stupidity is no riddle.
"self esteme" - One thng is for sure, Lardass has it..."low self
esteem," that is.
"short comings" - Lardass has many, many "shortcomings."
"yahoo" - Lardass always goes into the "Yahoo!" gay chat rooms.
"The truth hurts you see" - So does reading your mangling of the
English language, Lardass.
"His stupidity can not be disguised for long." - Lardass' stupidity
"cannot" be disquised at all.
"entireity" - Lardass is the embodiment of stupidity in its'
"entirety."
"bothe" - Lardass is "both" stupid and retarded.
"got hime" - Lardass has got "him" a case of the dumbass!
"evelope" - Mongolloyd pushes the stupidity "envelope" to the max.
"chiicken" - Lardass Lloyd should eat more "chicken" instead of
leftover pizzas then he wouldn't be obese.
"dont" - "Don't" ever improve your English skills, Lardass!
"likign" - Huh? More Mongolloyd Ebonics.
"you ignorant spawn of satin" - Lardass ironically confesses his love
of wearing lace!
"powerfull" - Mongolloyd's brain cell isn't "powerful" enough to light
a christmas light.
"heresay" - Mongolloyd is a ****ing idot, and that's no "hearsay."
"glas" - Lardass Lloyd never uses a "glass" to drink his sticky
protein.
"freind" - Dicksucking Davies hasn't got a "friend" in the world.
"yu" - Lardass, "you" really should've gotten a better education!
"Got Brother Stair tuned in here to listen to while sleeping tonite!" -
Mongolloyd ****s up again!
"I am not a retrard" - Oh, yes, you are, Lardass!
"Got you in another lie!" - We've "caught you" in another ****up,
Dumbass Davies!
"I am not mentally challenged! I have some pontential." - Mongolloyd is
in denial about his imbecility and has the "potential" to become an
even bigger jackass!
"did'nt" - Mongolloyd "didn't ever pass Spelling.
"soon all your asses are belong to sherrif" - Mongolloyd fantazises
about having sex with his local "sheriff"...
"shure" - We are "sure" you are a ****ing moron, Llardass Lloyd!!
"proxie servers" "conecting" - Mongolloyd used "proxy servers" when he
"connected" to spam Josh's board.
"enfrocement" - Mongolloyd also ****ed up when he spoofed caller ID's
and spammed boards, and now law "enforcement" is watching him.
"apoligize" - Mongolloyd's parents should "apologize" for ever siring
such a mentally ill retard.
"meagre" - Mongolloyd's "meager" brain can't comprehend English.
"goten" - If only Mongolloyd would've "gotten" an education!
"Prepositioned" - Mongolloyd always gets "propositioned" by nouns and
pronouns!
"temting" - Mongolloyd is as "tempting" as a root canal.
"accept" - Mongolloyd use the wrong word in the wrong place again!
"normaly" - "Normally" Lardass would be passed out from Two bud lites
by now
"red head" - Little Red is shoving his big ole black dickhead in
Lardass' fat piehole.
"Aflack" - Mongolloyd ****s up yet again..www.aflac.com
"Dickionary" - Mongolloyd is almost as bad as his queer lover Holsten
in obsessing about dicks.
"Pnig" - Mongolloyd can "ping" an anvil off of his thick malformed
skull
"pratice" - Lardass has lots of "practice" ****ing up.
"dont" - Dicksucking Davies is too stupid to use an apostrophe, isn't
he?
Mongolloyd thinks "Lent" and "lint" are pronounced the same.
"ancinet" - Mongolloyd will be past "ancient" before he gets any pussy.
"harrasment" - Lardass just loves when his fat asshole gets
"harassment" from the drunk black winos!
"persecute" - Mongolloyd "Christy Davies" Attorney-at-Law makes quite
the lapsis calami in his "prosecution".
"fulest" - Little Lloydie is "fullest" when he's done sucking down wino
nutsack goo!
"i'll" "wether" - Mongolloyd, "I'll" just bet you can't decide
"whether" or not to clean your ****ty underpants or keep wearing them.
"authroities" - Mongolloyd's familiar with the "authorities" since his
brother has been carted away to jail more times than he can count.
"Perhaps I can Hal on my show too!" - Perhaps you should consider
remedial English, FATASS!
"cannonized" - Mongolloyd thinks somebody will have to be shot out of a
cannon to be "canonized"
"This board is alot better than all them N54 Boards!" - Mongolloyd is
sure overwhelmed, "then", by "all those" words!
"I dont reconnise you opinions" - Mongolloyd "doesn't recognize" his
stupidity, either.
" I donlt care" - Obviously, Lardass, obviously.
"Thats" "benifit" - "That's" one of Lardass' many ****ups. He doesn't
have the "benefit" of having a dictionary.
"I already notice Woger seeing my everywhere" - Drunken fat *******
Lardass never notices when he ****s up.
"Look, crackhead, I am NOT degenerates!" - Mongolloyd isn't very
literate, either.
"URASE" - Mongolloyd's empty skull never had to be "ERASED" it never
contained anything to begin with.
"I reading the board tonite" - Mongolloyd can only read comic books.
"REMIDER" - Lardass never has to leave a "reminder" of his many ****
ups.
"jsut" - Mongolloyd is "just" a mentally ill retard.
"Im" - "I'm" sure Lardass isn't getting any pussy.
"theere" - Mongolloyd isn't all "there".
"Activatiuons" - Lardass Mongolloyd always has his stupidity
"activations" ready to show themselves.
"steganographic" - Mongolloyd takes his "stenographic" duties as a
pizza order taker seriously.
Woger" - Mongolloyd shows off his cocksucking lisp!
"dogy" - Mongolloyd likes it "doggy" style. Receiving, it, that is.
"Tonigjht" - Mongolloyd will be on here "tonight" because he can never
get a woman.
"1987 rqadio shack reciever" - Mongolloyd the cheapass makes good
spell!
"neber" - Mongolloyd will "NEVER" get laid!
"yourslelf" - Go **** "yourself", Mongolloyd!
"You must really hate be because" - Lardassed Mongolloyd really hates
the English language, too!
"Woger" - Mongolloyd shows off his cocksucking lisp again!
"Roger Wiseman better know as the" - Mongolloyd, better "known" as the
eternal virgin and mentally ill retard.
"Secwet" - Mongolloyd is queer and proud.
"turd in the punch bowel." - Mongolloyd knows about bowels, not
"bowls". Mongolloyd eats on the floor and in bowel cavities.
"he was refused by the Air Force in 1978" - Mongolloyd, how does one
get "refused" by any military? Especially when he was honorably
discharged a year earlier?
"was sent for a 90 observation period " Dumb****ing ****head, what is a
90 observation period???? BWHAHAHAHAHA
"shoudl" - Mongolloyd "should" really shut the **** up.
"Here is" - Here "are" some more examples why Lardass is a ****ing
imbecile.
"Woger" - Lardass is here and QUEER!
"Goddman that Lloyd is sexy!" - But that Mongolloyd is so sexy he is
still a VIRGIN. BWHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
"laugheds" - Mongolloyd was always "laughed" at.
"I have off this newsgroup for over 2 years!" - Mongolloyd should "off"
himself, instead of "being off".
"I have my own internet Talk show, what can be said about your useless
self." - Mongolloyd has no listeners or anything useful to say. He's so
"useless,"
"that's what can be said" about him.
"You are very useless on here, jon" - While Mongolloyd Davies is
useless on and offline.
"Even used up toilet paper has a use, you sure dont!" - Most people
flush "used up toilet paper, " Mongolloyd eats used up toilet paper,
"don't" he?
"I'll shot to kill" - Lardass, you couldn't handle a cap gun.
"Re,omder" - Lardass always leaves us a "reminder" that he is as smart
as a rock.

"resuce" - Mongolloyd can't "rescue" himself from his own stupidity!

"maocked" - Mongolloyd ****s up again, no wonder he is "mocked" for his
stupidity!!!

"tipe" - If Mongolloyd the Lardass would pull his malformed head out of
his ass, he could "type" correctly.

"pregant" - With his looks, Lardass Davies never has to worry about
getting a girl "pregnant."
"when thet saw" - And when "they" saw Lardass' whimpering, they knew he
was a big ****ing PUSSY.
"Mayeb" - "Maybe" somebody will feel sorry for you and give you a
charity ****, but it's doubtful, Mongolloyd!
"tmorrow" - Mongolloyd will never get a woman, "tomorrow" or any other
day.
"Palastine" - Mongolloyd couldn't find "Palestine" on a ****ing map or
anyplace else.
"Woger the notsowiseman" - Mongolloyd the eternal idiot ****s up and
shows off his cocksucking lisp again.
"I hope kills himself" - Mongolloyd wishes he had killed himself.
"agruement." - Mongolloyd is a ****ing imbecile, no "argument."
"You're posts" - BWHAHAHAHAHA.."your" ****ing stupidity stands out as
well, you ****ing idiotic fat ****.
"Globin Woger" - Mongolloyd the 5'6 280 pound garden gnome makes good
spell and IKYABWAI.
"Go aheah" - Mongolloyd never can get "ahead" of his stupidity.
"ssomething" - Mongolloyd "ssure" (his spelling) did **** up again!
"pictures show email them" - Lardass "should" know better then to
"show" his stupidity.
"mor" - Mongolloyd gets "more" stupid by the minute.
"celbrating" - Mongolloyd is "celebrating" his stupidity.
"palgues" - Lardass Davies is a "plague" that needs exterminated.
"have the nerver" - Lardassed Mongolloyd "has the nerve" to criticize
others.
"Golen" - Mongolloyd's ****ups are "golden" ammunition against the dumb
fat ****.
"posts my closet" - Lardass "by" default ****s up again.
"Froce" - Mongolloyd tires to spell "force", what his drunk daddy did
with his dick on Mongolloyd's asshole.
"AUTHROIXATION" - Mongolloyd Davies never needs "auhorization" to be
idiotic.
"morrse" - Lardass can't pass 5 wpm "Morse" code.
"netwerk" - Mongolloyd is part of the idiot "network."
"characture" - Mongolloyd is a "character"..a villiage idiot.
"Learn to spelll" - Lardass ****s up again!
"describes to the T" - Mongolloyd is an IDIOT, that "describes him to a
T."
"a peace of me" - We take a "piece" out of Lardass' ample ass on a
daily basis.
"bus fair" - Lardass can't pay his own bills on time , much less
anybody's "bus fare."
"waht" - "What" do you know, Lardass ****s up again!
"to pay for you" - Lardass you can't "pay for your" own expenses.
"HELLUVA ALOT" - Lardass' English skills are not "a Hell of a Lot" of
help to him.
"mentionm" - Lardass never wants us to "mention" or point out his
numerous **** ups.
"your are" - Mongolloyd, "you are" one of the stupidest assholes on the
internet.
"alone may to much " - Lardass's sentence construction "alone MAY be
too much" to his tiny brain to handle!

You can always tell when you are getting to Woger. He gets to flustered
to type." - Mongolloyd must be getting flustered, "too,"
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

"Woger make false bad spell" - Lardass "makes" and ASS of himself,
again.

""Mongolloyd". Isn't even word," - BWHAHAHAHA Mongolloyd is
English-impaired.
"mentaly illed" - Mongolloyd knows all about being "mentally ill."

"Woger" "femine" - Mongolloyd shows his "feminine" side when he lusts
for "Roger's" cock.
"Wheer" - Mongolloyd always wonders "where" his brain is.
"scooterr" - Mongolloyd never could have a "scooter" his fatass was too
heavy for one, even if they had semi-truck shocks and springs.
"stal" - Mongolloyd's "brain" is permanently on "stall".
"aymore" - Mongolloyd never tries, he just whines "anymore".
"talkjing" - Lardass never has any women "talking" to him.
"cant" - Mongolloyd "can't" use correct punctuation.
"im" - Mongolloyd, "I'm" sure you will die a virgin, you dumbass!
"i" - Lardass, "I" know you are a fat whining ****.
"may as wel" - Mongolloyd "may as well" kill himself.
"lefty alone" - Lardass masturbates with which hand, "his "left alone."
"NIM Busters has run its coarse" - Of "course," Mongolloyd ****s up
his sentence!
"Wlardass" - "WMongolloyd" "w****s" "wup" "Wagain"....

"Wheating" - Lardass has "cheated" on everyhting he's every tried to
do, since he's so incompetent and inferior, and he still ****s up.

"Wabbi Woger" - Mongolloyd thinks any dick is a good dick to suck.
"Woger" - Mongolloyd's been sucking dicks again
"others" - Mongolloyd can't fathom "others'" hatred for his useless fat
ass!

"You can always tell when you are getting to Woger. He gets to
flustered to type." - Mongolloyd must be getting flustered, "too,"
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"imput" - Mongolloyd's brain has no "input"! Mongolloyd one stupid fat
faggot.
"Hundred's" - Mongolloyd couldn't count to one much less "hundreds"
"dopesnt" - Mongolloyd "doesn't" have a command of the English
language!
"Wait till" - Mongolloyd we will "wait until" you compose a coherent
sentence, but it will be a long wait.
"We wn't" - Lardass Davies, you should **** off with your stupidity so
"we won't" see it ever again.
"Woger is now awoke" - Mongolloyd is never "awake."
"is too stupid to under awoke" - oh the irony, Mongolloyd!
"I ****s my pants" - Mongoolloyd sure does and eats it, too!
"treasing" - Mongolloyd likes "teasing" ****** assholes with his
syphilitic tongue.
"It's being TOS even" -Mongolloyd the only thing you TOS is your tiny
dick!
"peoples" - Mongolloyd always steals other "people's" lines!
"I really wish Steve wasn't suck a pussy and would come back to this
board" - Mongolloyd makes good ****ed up sentence! Mongolloyd made a
Freudian slip when he used "suck" instead of "such".
"I think it is long since past time when you closed this ****ty board!"
-Mongolloyd smoke bad weed!
"wraped" - Mongolloyd has frequently "wrapped" his syphilitic tongue
around a ******'s asshole!

Mongolloyd make good spells!

Further, its sole existence seems to be geared towards
harrassment of
others via computer newsgroups.

Says a moron who can't spell "it's"........

Says a moron who miscorrects the correct spelling of "its."

Says the moron who still ****s up and leaves out the apostrophe and
thinks that is correct. Hi Lardass Davies!

Bwa HAHAHAHAHAHA! Woger makes more mistakes on top of other
mistake. Bwa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You can almost see the greasy strands of Roger's hair getting in his eyes as
he types furiously away, spouting his same old filth while pretending to be
somebody else.

Yes, the poor Social Outcast is at it again....

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote:
In article
.com
"Mr. Obvious" wrote:

It doesn't have any.

Oh, the irony. Somebody who hides under "Mr. Obvious" casting
aspersions on others.

Doesn't matter WHAT he's hiding under. He's right.

You didn't answer the questions, confirming my conclusion that
"cypherpunks" is nothing BUT a punk.

C-YA, Anonymous LYING Coward!

Steve, K4YZ