Did you ever "accept a draft notice", Len?

Jimmie "knows" all about parachute jumping in the military.

I don't claim to know all about it. Just some things.

You ever do any parachute jumps, Len?


Give disgruntled Len a two hour course during Jump Week at Benning, duct
tape his Relys to his hips and let him fly.
I guarantee you that by the time old Lennie hits the silk he will have more
than filled his Relys and will be well on his way to filling his reserve
Rely.

By the time he lands he will have done Double Doodie.