The Glendale Lavender Lads monthly meeting will be held
tonight, at you know who's house. You Know Who just called
and said his monthly SSI check came in, so there will be plenty
of eats. Also, You Know Who said he finally removed his antennas
from blocking the public sidewalk, so there will be no visits from
city code enforcement officials today. Best of all, You Know Who
had his monthly mental health check up, and the doc said he still
has major mental health issues, so lets all prop up You Know Who
tonight.