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Enterprise calling Earth

I have it on good authority that a meteor known as X1 is now crossing into
the Solar System. This is a 100 % accurate account.

It is crossing the orbit of Pluto and is expected to arrive in the near
vicinity of MARS on Star date 4603.4 Mark 7. It is traveling at Warp 7 and
is expected to arrive at 99W 44N which is the upper peninsula of Michigan on
November 31, 2005.

We have been attempting communication with our Trekkie in the UP. But we
have been unable to do so.

We desperately need USENETs help in finding him.

Acting Captain USS Enterprise
Riker

Enterprise calling Earth

eyebrow raise
The logical assumption is that the Trekkie has drank too much Saurian
brandy and has flushed his communicator down the head when he was
vomiting over it.

Mr. Spock

Enterprise calling Earth

On 24 Oct 2005 05:20:36 -0700, Secwet Woger wrote:
: eyebrow raise
: The logical assumption is that the Trekkie has drank too much Saurian

rolling eyes
Error: Correct usage is "has drunk."

Study the material at http://www.ryerson.ca/learningsucces...ces/unit13.pdf
and find out why the phrase "has drank" identifies you as someone who
has not learned the difference between the past participle and the
past tense of irregular verbs.

--(begin quote)--
Problem: Confusing the past tense with the past participle of
irregular verbs.

Verbs to watch for:

I saw the video three times. [NOT I seen the video . . .]

Someone has drunk all the chocolate milk. [NOT Someone has drank . . .]
--(end quote)--

No wonder you got tossed out of Nim Busters.

Enterprise calling Earth

Saggytits Lee whined:
On 24 Oct 2005 05:20:36 -0700, Secwet Woger wrote:
: eyebrow raise
: The logical assumption is that the Trekkie has drank too much Saurian

rolling eyes

Drunk on Sunday again, fake Christian fatass Davies?
Or are you just rolling your eyes because you head is so far up your
fat ass?

more cut and paste he added to to make it look like he is the author flushed.

You should follow your own advice, **** for brains. Ah, who am I
kidding you thought a website for an ARES group in Alabama was one for
a ARES group in West Virginia.

"****UP Lee" geography idiot and imbecile
****s up
as usual when he thinks Marshall County, Alabama
and Marshall County, West Virginia are the same place in message
:
" Then what is at http://www.geocities.com/skywarncanwarn/ doodle
brain?
It sure looks like the Marshall County ARES, and it even has a place to
send email."

Saggytits Lee steps on his own tiny dick when he tried to correct
somebody else's English use first by saying one "operates" a dictionary
instead of reading it, then uses "things" instead of "thinks" in
:

"Translation: Woger can't figure out how to operate a dictionary, let
alone
correct someone else's language.But that's not surprising from someone
who things that..."

Saggytits Lee manages to fumble again when he tried to backpedal on his
improper use of words by once again mangling the sentence in reply
:
"The word "operate" can be a synonym "use" in certain contexts"

Staggering Drunk Lee, the "Pulitzer prize award-winning writer"
slobbered
the following Ebonics in :
"I hope yourself takes the advice you are giving to yourself."

Saggytits Lee ) talks out of his fat ignorant
ass again in:
:
"did you know, Woger, that some of the anonymous remailers are operated

by the CIA?"

****up Stagger Lee proves he's as ignorant of
music as he is in everything else when he utters the following
stupidity in :
"Eric Clapton even wrote a song about Leila!"

"Stagger Backpedal BOY Lee" blathered more
idiocy when he tried to backpedal out of his ****up in message
:
"On one of the most complete web sites of Eric Clapton music
(http://www.netmusicitalia.it/spot/archivio/v.html), we read that one
of the selections is:
2/01 Vidal bagnoschiuma Eric Clapton "Laila"
which is, of course, a different composition than the more familiar
"Layla" that SWR Boy was trying to discuss. Composed during a Clapton
visit to Helsinki, it was inspired by a gracious host named "Laila" --
the wife of then Assistant Ambassador David Heil."

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On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:26:26 GMT, "Dan/W4NTI"
wrote:

I have it on good authority that a meteor known as X1 is now crossing into
the Solar System. This is a 100 % accurate account.

It is crossing the orbit of Pluto and is expected to arrive in the near
vicinity of MARS on Star date 4603.4 Mark 7. It is traveling at Warp 7 and
is expected to arrive at 99W 44N which is the upper peninsula of Michigan on
November 31, 2005.

We have been attempting communication with our Trekkie in the UP. But we
have been unable to do so.

We desperately need USENETs help in finding him.

porro dave the master gives a location in kanasa as the UP

Acting Captain USS Enterprise
Riker

everyone should be advised that The following person
has been advocating the abuse of elders

he may also be making flase reports of abusing other in order to attak and cow his foes
he also shows signs of being dangerously unstable

STEVEN J ROBESON
151 12TH AVE NW
WINCHESTER TN 37398
931-967-6282

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