One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's their story, and they're sticking to it! - "IT OK FOR MARK AND STEVE TO LIE --- THEY ARE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!".. (riiiiiiiiiiiiight!)


The Man in the Maze
QRV from Baboquivari Peak, AZ

Iitoi wrote:
cut

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's their story, and they're sticking to it! - "IT OK FOR MARK AND
STEVE TO LIE --- THEY ARE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!"..
(riiiiiiiiiiiiight!)

I don't claim that at all although Stevie might if he was honest enough
to admit he did lie. I lie ebcuase it is not safe to to tell the truth
about some things in the USA today, not an esp noble reason, but the
right to LIFE is cetral in american thought. to exercise my rights to
free speech in the nation we live today and also defend my right to
LIVE, I feel based in part sadly on the behavoir of Stevie and Dave et
al over the past few years,Must wrt to matter that can be used to
track me down

Stevie OTOH does seem to think his mistatement become true when uttered
in the name of cause he considers noble


The Man in the Maze
QRV from Baboquivari Peak, AZ


--
Iitoi

an old friend wrote:
Iitoi wrote:
cut

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's their story, and they're sticking to it! - "IT OK FOR MARK AND
STEVE TO LIE --- THEY ARE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!"..
(riiiiiiiiiiiiight!)

I don't claim that at all although Stevie might if he was honest enough
to admit he did lie. I lie ebcuase it is not safe to to tell the truth
about some things in the USA today, not an esp noble reason, but the
right to LIFE is cetral in american thought.

What an absolutely assinine, deluded and idiotic rationalization
for being dishonest and deceitful.

Markie, you claim that you NEED to lie to be safe, but ARE
YOU...?!?!?

Would all of your lying stop you from being an unfortunate victim
of a drive-by shooting? Or prevent you from being carjacked? Do you
think that by trying to hide who you are would stop a meteor from
landing on you or turn back a tsunami?

to exercise my rights to
free speech in the nation we live today and also defend my right to
LIVE, I feel based in part sadly on the behavoir of Stevie and Dave et
al over the past few years,Must wrt to matter that can be used to
track me down

Markie, there's not a single word of deceit or mistruth that you
could utter that would prevent a determined person from locating you
and harming you if they so chose.

Look at the number of celebrities who take exacting and detailed
precautions, yet are STILL victimized by REAL stalkers.

Stevie OTOH does seem to think his mistatement become true when uttered
in the name of cause he considers noble

There's no "mistatement".

Lying is lying. Whether you do it to keep a spouse from knowing
you were laying out, trying to beat a traffic ticket, or forgot your
homework.

Steve, K4YZ

K4YZ wrote:
an old friend wrote:
Iitoi wrote:
cut

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's their story, and they're sticking to it! - "IT OK FOR MARK AND
STEVE TO LIE --- THEY ARE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!"..
(riiiiiiiiiiiiight!)

I don't claim that at all although Stevie might if he was honest enough
to admit he did lie. I lie ebcuase it is not safe to to tell the truth
about some things in the USA today, not an esp noble reason, but the
right to LIFE is cetral in american thought.

What an absolutely assinine, deluded and idiotic rationalization
for being dishonest and deceitful.

more pmedical practice?


Markie, you claim that you NEED to lie to be safe, but ARE
YOU...?!?!?

yes I am pretty much


Would all of your lying stop you from being an unfortunate victim
of a drive-by shooting? Or prevent you from being carjacked? Do you
think that by trying to hide who you are would stop a meteor from
landing on you or turn back a tsunami?

your passion for exagering my my claims and spliting hair is famous

if you wish a more precision I lie to increase my safety to same level
as others

I am safe from a drive by shooting there has never been one in this
county, nor a carjacking. and I am certain that No Tsunami has ever hit
houghton county

my lying makes me safe as the oridanary fellow form the reulsts of my
politcal actism what was the point
flushing the ranting of nutcase

an old friend wrote:
K4YZ wrote:
an old friend wrote:
Iitoi wrote:
cut

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's their story, and they're sticking to it! - "IT OK FOR MARK AND
STEVE TO LIE --- THEY ARE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!"..
(riiiiiiiiiiiiight!)

I don't claim that at all although Stevie might if he was honest enough
to admit he did lie. I lie ebcuase it is not safe to to tell the truth
about some things in the USA today, not an esp noble reason, but the
right to LIFE is cetral in american thought.

What an absolutely assinine, deluded and idiotic rationalization
for being dishonest and deceitful.

more pmedical practice?

What's "pmedical" practice?

Markie, you claim that you NEED to lie to be safe, but ARE
YOU...?!?!?

yes I am pretty much

No...You're not.
Would all of your lying stop you from being an unfortunate victim
of a drive-by shooting? Or prevent you from being carjacked? Do you
think that by trying to hide who you are would stop a meteor from
landing on you or turn back a tsunami?

your passion for exagering my my claims and spliting hair is famous

Well, Markie...You exaggerate your OWN claims without any help from
me.

if you wish a more precision I lie to increase my safety to same level
as others

Your lying does nothing of the sort. Anyone who's been paying
even LOOSE attention to these exchanges knows who you are, what you
are, and where you are, down to the mailbox.

I am safe from a drive by shooting there has never been one in this
county, nor a carjacking. and I am certain that No Tsunami has ever hit
houghton county

my lying makes me safe as the oridanary fellow form the reulsts of my
politcal actism what was the point

"politcal actism"...?!?!

BBBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

flushing the ranting of nutcase

Then you'll be commiting an act of suicide...(be still, my
heart...I won't get THAT lucky!)

Steve, K4YZ

K4YZ wrote:
an old friend wrote:
K4YZ wrote:
cut
Markie, you claim that you NEED to lie to be safe, but ARE
YOU...?!?!?

yes I am pretty much

No...You're not.

yes I am unless you are threatening me again

contiuing to flsuh the word of your lieathon

Iitoi wrote:
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"



One day a drunk stumbled upon a preacher baptizing a group of people
down by the river. He stumbled out to the preacher to see what was going
on. "Would you like to see Jesus?", the preacher asked the drunk.
"Sure", said the drunk. So the preacher held him down under the water,
then bringing him up asked, "did you see Jesus?". "No" said the drunk.
This time the preacher held him under a bit longer. Up came the drunk
gasping for air. "Did you see Jesus that time?". "NO!". So this time the
preacher held him down for a goodly amount of time. Up comes the drunk
spitting water and gasping for breath. "NOW did you see Jesus?" "NO",
exclaimed the drunk, "are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Iitoi wrote:
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you
crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You
would have come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. Then if I said 'no' to
her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you
would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able
to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer
Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's their story, and they're sticking to it! - "IT OK FOR MARK AND
STEVE TO LIE --- THEY ARE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!"..
(riiiiiiiiiiiiight!)


The Man in the Maze
QRV from Baboquivari Peak, AZ


--
Iitoi

Please, now that Mike, Jim and Hans have proven that there is no God,
how can you come up with such nonsense?

"Iitoi" wrote in message
...

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you
crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You
would have come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. Then if I said 'no' to
her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you
would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able
to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer
Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's their story, and they're sticking to it! - "IT OK FOR MARK AND
STEVE TO LIE --- THEY ARE HONORABLE MEN !!!!!!"..
(riiiiiiiiiiiiight!)


The Man in the Maze
QRV from Baboquivari Peak, AZ


--
Iitoi


Dang! I thought you were talking about the Republican party ))

73 from Rochester, NY
Jim AA2QA