Day 217 of Mark crying...
"Maj Steven J Robeson of the CAP has enaged in a multi effort at libbel and
fraud."
"Maj Steven J Robeson of the CAP has enaged in a multi effort at libbel and
fraud."
"Maj Steven J Robeson of the CAP has enaged in a multi effort at libbel and
fraud."
"Maj Steven J Robeson of the CAP has enaged in a multi effort at libbel and
fraud."
WAH! WAH! WAH!


So, let's re-cap Mark's wonderful life, shall we:

1) He was drafted into the US Army.
2) He is a member of the Chemical Corps.
3) The military won't let him retire.
4) He doesn't serve under the name 'Mark Morgan', but that's okay, 'cuz
the FBI, DOD, and CIA have all told him he can do it.
5) He is on-the-lam from stalking former marines and fatal attraction
ex-wives
6) He was, until recently, paying $5/hr. to access his ISP
7) He has a 248 IQ, but can't figure out how to use a spell checker.
8) He is a bi-sexual 33 yr. old Pagan male ham who likes to be spanked.

9) He can't find any action on the military base in Central IL, so he
has to ask people on USENET.
10) His best like-minded buddy lives in Glendale, West Virginia and neither
of them can spell.

Have I missed anything?

"He said he was a Kentucky Colonel. And he works as a consultant for the
Government, then said he was tech support.............. "