The average scanner listener
 

The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

5' 71/2"
320 lbs
48" waist
28" stride

Highschool (the MIT of scanner listeners) nicknames:

Frumpy
Pudgey
Dumpy
Stinkpot
Stinky
Smelly
The Round Mound of Artificial Ground

Radios clipped all over him, and he doesn't know when to turn them
off. The seat on his bluejeans hanging almost to the ground. Doesn't
use deodorant because "I have a reaction to it". As digusting a sight
as you'll ever see or smell.

J.C. Jones

On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 17:53:33 GMT, Never anonymous Bud
wrote:

Having skipped an E.L.F. meeting to be here, J.C. Jones scribbled:

The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

Not even CLOSE to average, maybe you're just talking about yourself?


Oh no, not me, but you're right about it not being close. What do you
think, maybe 5' 3" & 600 lbs? And they're still smelly!

J.C. Jones

sounds like your typical below average Usenet Troll, like you.

J.C. Jones wrote in message
s.com...
The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

5' 71/2"
320 lbs
48" waist
28" stride

Highschool (the MIT of scanner listeners) nicknames:

Frumpy
Pudgey
Dumpy
Stinkpot
Stinky
Smelly
The Round Mound of Artificial Ground

Radios clipped all over him, and he doesn't know when to turn them
off. The seat on his bluejeans hanging almost to the ground. Doesn't
use deodorant because "I have a reaction to it". As digusting a sight
as you'll ever see or smell.

J.C. Jones

On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 22:09:11 GMT, Never anonymous Bud in rec.radio.scanner - :

Having skipped an E.L.F. meeting to be here, J.C. Jones scribbled:

Oh no, not me, but you're right about it not being close. What do you
think, maybe 5' 3" & 600 lbs? And they're still smelly!

It's a good thing you're hiding behind an anonymous news service.



Teranews is hardly anonymous. What do you want to do, email his
ISP and tell them how your killfilters are so very difficult to operate?

J.C. Jones wrote in message
s.com...
On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 17:53:33 GMT, Never anonymous Bud
wrote:

Having skipped an E.L.F. meeting to be here, J.C. Jones scribbled:

The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

Not even CLOSE to average, maybe you're just talking about yourself?


Oh no, not me, but you're right about it not being close. What do you
think, maybe 5' 3" & 600 lbs? And they're still smelly!

Perhaps if you'd brush your teeth more than once a year the smell would go
away.
DeWayne


J.C. Jones

What's wrong with trolls?

"MnMikew" wrote in message
...
sounds like your typical below average Usenet Troll, like you.

J.C. Jones wrote in message
s.com...
The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

5' 71/2"
320 lbs
48" waist
28" stride

Highschool (the MIT of scanner listeners) nicknames:

Frumpy
Pudgey
Dumpy
Stinkpot
Stinky
Smelly
The Round Mound of Artificial Ground

Radios clipped all over him, and he doesn't know when to turn them
off. The seat on his bluejeans hanging almost to the ground. Doesn't
use deodorant because "I have a reaction to it". As digusting a sight
as you'll ever see or smell.

J.C. Jones

Their ugly and their mothers dress them funny.

"Alexis" wrote in message
...
What's wrong with trolls?

"MnMikew" wrote in message
...
sounds like your typical below average Usenet Troll, like you.

J.C. Jones wrote in message
s.com...
The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

5' 71/2"
320 lbs
48" waist
28" stride

Highschool (the MIT of scanner listeners) nicknames:

Frumpy
Pudgey
Dumpy
Stinkpot
Stinky
Smelly
The Round Mound of Artificial Ground

Radios clipped all over him, and he doesn't know when to turn them
off. The seat on his bluejeans hanging almost to the ground. Doesn't
use deodorant because "I have a reaction to it". As digusting a sight
as you'll ever see or smell.

J.C. Jones

And you graced us with your observations because?

J.C. Jones wrote in message
s.com...
The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 14:43:02 -0400, "w4jle" W4JLE(remove this to
wrote:

And you graced us with your observations because?

J.C. Jones wrote in message
ws.com...
The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

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Because something needs to be done about these obnoxious, smelly,
fat, out of shape & horrifically boring scanner listeners. They are
the ruination of good, decent communications enthusiasts with their
constant "can you top what I heard" attitude & downright illegal
actions. Plus, they are taking up more than their fair share of blue
jean material with their massive 48-60 " waistlines and 28 " strides.

It's time someone put their foot down and that foot is me!

J.C. Jones

In article m, J.C.
Jones says...
It's time someone put their foot down and that foot is me!

J.C. Jones


LOL What a bonehead
--
Dwayne
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BC895/