I'm having a bad hair day girls
 

take the first jet to a place in the world without internet access. the
sooner I don't read your posts the better.

or take up a religion that prohibits internet posting.

or take up a vow of indefinite newsgroup abstinence

anything so you can just go away and leave the captain alone.




Kevin Souter wrote:
I've got a run in my best pair of stockings and the blue outfit with the white ruffles that I was going to wear today is wrinkled. What's a queen to
do?