1. By goin' to da KFC and eatin' some mo' dat frihhhd shickun'.

2. By goin' to da white subuhbs to shoplif' an steel da cahhhs.

3. By smokin' some mo' dat crack cocaine.

4. By riotin' wid' Jesse Jacksunn and burnin' da town cuz Geoooge Bush
wuz eleckked da prezident.

5. By axein' why I don't get mo' welfare money cuz' I be habin' 8 kids
and no idea who dey fadduhs be.

6. By complainin' about how Whitey is da reason fo' all muh' problemmz
an I can't get nuthin' wid out dat Affirmative Action.

7. All of dem dere mo fo reasons dat you sedd.