A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either.

A Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws
her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and then shoots both the Mexican
and the Iraqi. As she catches her glass she says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice."

God Bless America