Question for the group
 

I've been getting it on with my boss's daughter and fear she's gonna
rat me out to daddy. The last time she was over at my house, I
accidentally backed my car over her bicycle. Now she's ticked off and
threatening to blab to her father. If she does blab, I will lose my
job. That's bad enough, but she's also underage and I'm wondering
whether laws against statutory rape are really enforced. Does anyone
know? Is this something I should be worried about?