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Conservative Guy and his wife were having hard financial times, so
they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to
do, so Guy says,"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a liberal.
Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked
around the corner."
She's out there five minutes when a liberal fellow pulls up and asks,
"How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "****. All I've got is thirty".
She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Guy and says," What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Guy says, "A hand job". She runs back and tells the guy all he gets
for thirty dollars is a hand job.
He says "okay", she gets in the car; he unzips his pants,
and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute,
and then says, SSShh**tt!I'll be right back.."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
"Guy, can you lend this fellow seventy bucks?"

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On Jan 2, 6:53*pm, "Burr" wrote:
Conservative Guy and his wife *were having hard financial times, so
they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to
do, so Guy says,"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a liberal.
Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked
around the corner."
She's out there five minutes when a liberal fellow pulls up and asks,
"How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says "****. All I've got is thirty".
She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Guy and says," What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Guy says, "A hand job". * She runs back and tells the guy all he gets
for thirty dollars is a hand job.
*He says "okay", she gets in the car; he unzips his pants,
and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute,
and then says, SSShh**tt!I'll be right back.."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
"Guy, can you lend this fellow seventy bucks?"

Yeah, keep dreaming!!!