Mr. Gasbag is not really a conservative. He's just an actor playing
one on the radio. He started his career in radio by playing Jeff
Cristy, a wanabee cool rock 'n' roll DJ. The untalented slob got fired
twice as Jeff Cristy.

Fearing he might actually have to work for a living Mr. Gasbag re-
invented himself into Rush Limbaugh the ultra-conservative and to his
surprise the public bought it.

Expanding his role to that of errand boy for the corporate elite
rulers, he has laughed all the way to the bank ever since.