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Rush Limbaugh is not really a conservative. He's just an actor playing
one on the radio. He started his career in radio by playing Jeff
Cristy, a wanabee cool rock 'n' roll DJ. The untalented slob got fired
twice as Jeff Cristy.

Fearing he might actually have to work for a living, the fat ass re-
invented himself into Rush Limbaugh the ultra-conservative. A
desperate attempt to salvage a career in the medium he had theretofore
so dismally failed at. He later confessed that he was astonished that
the public actually bought it. "I over estimated the intelligence of
the dumbed down American public" he smirked in an unguarded moment of
candor. "I wasn't even registered to vote!" he roared.

Evolving his role into errand boy for the corporate elite
rulers (his crowning moment being rescuing the doomed NAFTA treaty
that has wiped out the American middle class),
he continues to convincingly pretend that he is on the side of "the
little guy, the worker, and the red white and blue patriots of this
great country."

In appreciation for his yeoman like work on their behalf, his
corporate masters have rewarded the failed DJ with a record breaking
$400 million contract that will keep him on the air until the year
2016. "This is exactly where I want to be, doing what I was born to
do" he chirped as he smoked a $100 Cuban cigar banned for import by
the US government, but laws are for "the peasantry, not us elite""
Rush chortled.

Born to be a phony shill? Hmm...very insightful. Another rare moment
of honesty from the round mound of bombast.

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Just another cut/paste/spam job?

For a phoney, he's making real money.

Do you think that posting this silliness on a newsroup is hurting him?)



"Tex" wrote in message
...
Rush Limbaugh is not really a conservative. He's just an actor playing
one on the radio. He started his career in radio by playing Jeff
Cristy, a wanabee cool rock 'n' roll DJ. The untalented slob got fired
twice as Jeff Cristy.

Fearing he might actually have to work for a living, the fat ass re-
invented himself into Rush Limbaugh the ultra-conservative. A
desperate attempt to salvage a career in the medium he had theretofore
so dismally failed at. He later confessed that he was astonished that
the public actually bought it. "I over estimated the intelligence of
the dumbed down American public" he smirked in an unguarded moment of
candor. "I wasn't even registered to vote!" he roared.

Evolving his role into errand boy for the corporate elite
rulers (his crowning moment being rescuing the doomed NAFTA treaty
that has wiped out the American middle class),
he continues to convincingly pretend that he is on the side of "the
little guy, the worker, and the red white and blue patriots of this
great country."

In appreciation for his yeoman like work on their behalf, his
corporate masters have rewarded the failed DJ with a record breaking
$400 million contract that will keep him on the air until the year
2016. "This is exactly where I want to be, doing what I was born to
do" he chirped as he smoked a $100 Cuban cigar banned for import by
the US government, but laws are for "the peasantry, not us elite""
Rush chortled.

Born to be a phony shill? Hmm...very insightful. Another rare moment
of honesty from the round mound of bombast.

First and foremost Rush is just an entertainer. He should never be taken seriously. He's laughing all the way to the bank at us. His friends(?) say he really isn't the way he sounds on the radio.

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On Jul 17, 10:33 pm, "A Brown" wrote:

For a phoney, he's making real money.

So making "real money" is the true measure of integrity? Okaaaay.

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Tex wrote:

On Jul 17, 10:33 pm, "A Brown" wrote:

For a phoney, he's making real money.

So making "real money" is the true measure of integrity?

Perhaps not, but it's still 'real money'. Eat your heart out, whiner.

The wit and wisdom of dXAce $50,000 welfare Queen
 

On Jul 18, 4:19 pm, dxAce wrote:

Perhaps not, but it's still 'real money'. Eat your heart out, whiner.

Queenie seems to be hitting the booze earlier and earlier each day.
Since you don't have a job that's okay I guess. You certainly have
reason to chemically alter your brain - having to live with yourself
for example.

Oh well, whatever works for you...oops there's that dirty word again -
WORK! Enough to drive a fellow to pour another shot isn't it
Queenie.

The wit and wisdom of dXAce $50,000 welfare Queen
 

Tex wrote:

On Jul 18, 4:19 pm, dxAce wrote:

Perhaps not, but it's still 'real money'. Eat your heart out, whiner.

Queenie seems to be hitting the booze earlier and earlier each day.
Since you don't have a job that's okay I guess. You certainly have
reason to chemically alter your brain - having to live with yourself
for example.

Oh well, whatever works for you...oops there's that dirty word again -
WORK! Enough to drive a fellow to pour another shot isn't it
Queenie.

Seems as though you'd know...

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"Tex" wrote in message
...
Rush Limbaugh is not really a conservative. He's just an actor playing
one on the radio. He started his career in radio by playing Jeff
Cristy, a wanabee cool rock 'n' roll DJ. The untalented slob got fired
twice as Jeff Cristy.



And he could have cared less. He "never" wanted to be a
dumb ass DJ, that was just a way for him to get a foot in the door
of being in radio. And BTW he was fired for trying to be what he
wanted to be and that was a radio talk show host and the manger
told him to play records or get out. Lets get at least one of your
facts straight. The rest of your post is too redundant to even
comment on.

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Benny Hill wrote:

And he could have cared less.

You mean "He COULDN'T have cared less".

What you wrote means he cares NOW, so he COULD have cared less.

I he COULDN'T care less, it means he doesn't give a damn now, so it's
impossible to care any less.


Glad to be of help.


mike

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m II wrote:

Benny Hill wrote:

And he could have cared less.

You mean "He COULDN'T have cared less".

What you wrote means he cares NOW, so he COULD have cared less.

I he COULDN'T care less, it means he doesn't give a damn now, so it's
impossible to care any less.

Glad to be of help.

You keep trying, boy!