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[email protected] November 12th 08 09:42 PM

Doggy
 
is plasterin me.That's the way she does, kissin me mug all over,,,,,,
cuhulin


k35454 November 13th 08 12:25 AM

Doggy
 

wrote in message
...
is plasterin me.That's the way she does, kissin me mug all over,,,,,,
cuhulin

And that's probably just after she's been
"playing the violin" on her behind. k35454.



[email protected] November 13th 08 03:42 AM

Doggy
 

And that's probably just after she's been
"playing the violin" on her behind. k35454.


Yes. I used to live next door to a red headed fat slob broad who was
so repulsive she couldn't get a boyfriend. So like most losers her
"little doggy" became her substitute. And of course the human bitch
was too stupid to train the dog so it was always barking and running
loose and ****ting in other people's yards.

Neighbors complained but it only made matters worse - HOW DARE YOU NOT
LOVE MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY!!!

However we had the last laugh. More than once I observed the mutt
licking other dog's turds and then gleefully running back into the
arms of the fat slob and smothering her with wet licks on the mouth,
lips and face.

I was hoping she would contract intestinal parasites and die. The
world would be a better place and the dog would be happier with a new
owner.






k35454 November 13th 08 06:42 AM

Doggy
 

wrote in message
...

And that's probably just after she's been
"playing the violin" on her behind. k35454.


Yes. I used to live next door to a red headed fat slob broad who was
so repulsive she couldn't get a boyfriend. So like most losers her
"little doggy" became her substitute. And of course the human bitch
was too stupid to train the dog so it was always barking and running
loose and ****ting in other people's yards.

Neighbors complained but it only made matters worse - HOW DARE YOU NOT
LOVE MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY!!!

However we had the last laugh. More than once I observed the mutt
licking other dog's turds and then gleefully running back into the
arms of the fat slob and smothering her with wet licks on the mouth,
lips and face.

I was hoping she would contract intestinal parasites and die. The
world would be a better place and the dog would be happier with a new
owner.

You gotta know instinctive doggy behaviour. k35454.








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