Crimmus pome
 

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That old Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;

I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"****!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my ****;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a ****!!!

Crimmus pome
 

On Dec 19, 10:19*am, "Cosmo Iacovazzi" wrote:
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That old Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;

I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"****!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my ****;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a ****!!!

OMG!!!
Dat wuz wacisst!!!
Day gonna get you fo dat.
Day bees offended!!

Crimmus pome
 

Perhaps it's racist to be able to recognize racist?

"Cosmo Iacovazzi" wrote in message
et...

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
...

No, the OP is correct. Ghetto is "de riguer" and proper "Anglais"
is the **** du jour.

For someone who is such a nit-picker, Oly, you might have looked up
"de rigueur" instead of using the **** du jour corruption "de riguer".
(Even my spelling checker caught that error when I tried to post
this.)

And the original post still was execrable and racist. Other than in
the ghetto, when is ghetto-speak proper parlance, let alone
obligatory?

Crimmus pome - UPDATE
 

For your enjoyment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEwgVK5QO2A


"Cosmo Iacovazzi" wrote in message
t...
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That old Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;

I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"****!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my ****;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a ****!!!

Crimmus pome
 

"Cosmo Iacovazzi" opened his mouth and his brain dripped out on his shoes.

Piece of chit cracker.

wrote in message
t...
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

Crimmus pome
 

On Dec 19, 8:01*pm, "Aladdin Sane" wrote:
"Cosmo Iacovazzi" opened his mouth and his brain dripped out on his shoes..

Piece of chit cracker.

wrote in message

t...

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.



Yo, don't be hatin' da' playah.

Crimmus pome
 

"Cosmo Iacovazzi" wrote in message
t...
Perhaps it's racist to be able to recognize racist?

So you have to be a murderer to recognize a murderer? Not hardly.

"Cosmo Iacovazzi" wrote in message
et...

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
...

No, the OP is correct. Ghetto is "de riguer" and proper
"Anglais" is the **** du jour.

For someone who is such a nit-picker, Oly, you might have looked up
"de rigueur" instead of using the **** du jour corruption "de
riguer". (Even my spelling checker caught that error when I tried
to post this.)

And the original post still was execrable and racist. Other than
in the ghetto, when is ghetto-speak proper parlance, let alone
obligatory?

Crimmus pome
 

Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells, rabbits all the wayyyyy,,,,,,, oh, what
fun it is to ride in a four door Chevrolet,,,,,,,,,,,
cuhulin

Crimmus pome
 

wrote in message
...
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells, rabbits all the wayyyyy,,,,,,, oh, what
fun it is to ride in a four door Chevrolet,,,,,,,,,,,
cuhulin


better than living in a van with a broken window down by the river