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~ RHF wrote:

Dave -oops- ? WHAT IF ? - It is
determined
that Barack 'Hussein' Obama were
'in-fact'
NOT Eligible {Qualified} to be the US
President ? - - - As Prescribed by the
US
Constitution.
Too late now. He has been sworn.
Yeah, I've sworn at him many times
myself. I'm
sure many people have done the same.

Someone needs to hack the
obama-prompter.

Wow, you guys are really desperate,
aren't you
Telemundo?
It's a joke.
It's as stale as the green bread in my
trash can,
kind of like the Bryant PhD stuff, only not
quite
that old and tired out.
The fact that Bryant lied about having a PhD
will
never
grow old.

I plan on keeping it alive!

Some folks thought Bob Hope was funny.
Nobody thinks you are funny, or intelligent,
or
worth
reading.

Then plonk me Telemundo! Make the pussy move,
it's
what
you
are, isn't it?
Did I call you a pussy? Nope, but maybe that's
what
you
are.

No. you just talk tough, like..you
know..BWHAHAHA!
Yeah, you are looking like more of a pussy with
every
post
you
make.

Well, you can call me whatever you want if it makes
you
feel
better
about yourself.
I don't need you permission pussy boy.
Obviously, but it's fun to see you pretend to be a
semi-tough
guy.
Do
you pound your fist on your desk when you pretend
you're a
semi-tough
guy?

I can call you a kookturd, just for fun.
You can post whatever you want in a public news
group but
all
you
got
going is Kookaburra level of credibility.
LOL, if you say so, semi-tough guy. Seems like some
others
think
you're
not all there too.

RHF Jr. definitely fell out of the tree and landed
head-first!
What's that Kookaburra junior, you had an accident and
hurt
your
head?
Poor baby.

Poor Junior! Not an original thought in his Obama BC
conspiracy
head!

Damn, you need to quit acting like hot **** when all you
are
is
cold
**** in a Dixie cup!

JB

Well, that's certainly an appetizing thing to read just
before
I
fix
dinner!

But it was funny.
Going after Telemundo is the same as going after wounded
prey
but it
can
be fun.

Glad you enjoyed it.

JB

I love Telemundo's response that follows the above post.
It's
Telemundo
at his best. How will you be able to live with yourself
after he
declares you an asshole?

Messing with him is like playing a video game that you can
get a
perfect
score on, there's no point, but once in a while, it's fun
to play
with.

If I had to choose a video game representation for
Telemundoh! it
would
be Pong. It's old, easy to beat, simplistic and likes to be
slapped
back-and-forth.

Somehow, I'll find the will to go on after Telemundoh's
"scathing"
attack. ;-)

JB
I'm..so..proud...of...you...sniff!!
What a Kooktard.

It's a joke, Telemundoh, like you.

Too bad Telemundoh hasn't bothered to work on his repartee. I
usually
don't like to go after wounded prey.

JB

Yeah, it's getting boring, as he's gone from actually making some
sort
of sense when he replied, to now accusing me of being "Carter",
and
being Canadian.

Not that there's anything wrong with those things, but it would
be nice
if either of them would be true.

The way he's going, he'll soon be as far gone as Brad Guth, AKA
Guthball.
You always were and are boring, a waste of anyones time. You have
nothing to add of any import, kooktard.

Yet you keep replying to me, over and over again, Telemundoh.
And yet you keep on posting like someone believes your crap
kooktard.

ROTFL
Yes it's all funny to you kooktard.
Seriously, what "crap" do you think people don't believe? You're
wigging
out dude..

It'll all hit the fan if he wiggs out while driving. That is, assuming
that he did manage to get a license from somewhere other than a
Crackerjack box.

JB

I don't even know how old he is, I would guess he's a lot older than I
am, but I wonder sometimes. The state of California isn't known for
difficult driving tests, from what I hear.

I would love to see a youtube video of him breaking down while driving.
I got into a wreck when I was 16, and had to go to "defensive driving"
classes, and one of the highlights was a movie where this guy got all
stressed out from work, then couldn't get out of his parking spot, as
the cars were too close to him, and he finally gets in his car, and
starts crashing into the cars in front and behind him, until he gets
out, and drives like a total moron, causing numerous crashes and near
crashes, and finally gets into a huge wreck and gets killed. It was
supposed to be serious, but the acting and music were so over the top,
we laughed at it, and the teacher even chuckled at the horrible acting
and "Chips" type of "See the old car? You know that one will get
wrecked!" sequences. Even the music was weird, a jazz thing where it
just sounded like some guy was randomly blowing his horn, not really
trying to make a actual song.
Reminds me of some of the really cheesy films we had to watch in shop
classes. No matter how badly "injured" the people were, they all could
smoke cigs to calm their nerves. The funny part was that there was
always one person to pass out during the films.

When I went to take CPR training about 10 years ago, we watched a movie
where some guy falls down and breaks his leg, and they put a fake
looking "bone" through his pants and dumped a lot of fake looking blood
all over the floor. It was really hokey looking, and sure enough, a
woman rolled her eyes back into her head, and down she went. For a few
seconds, we thought it was an act, but it was real. She was out for
about 30 seconds, and when she woke up, she started blubbering. We had
to call her husband to pick her up. Funny thing was, the hubby was a CPR
trainer for the red cross, and the woman who passed out was studying to
be an EMT. I wonder how that worked out?

I know what you mean about the bizarro jazz music. Might have been the
in-thing during the late 60's/early 70's but I never liked it.

I like the fusion stuff, but the horn playing away by itself, no.

JB

At my last job when I was running Internal Ops for a CRO pharmacuetical
company, I had to take EMR training at St. John Ambulance because the
company had enough staff that the law required that 2 of us have EMR
training. I thought it was a great course and the one of the instructors
was a military medic and the other instructor was a Newfie with a killer
sense of humour. We'd have the lucky victims put on the fake breaks to
learn how to tent around the break area.

Did you do the 4-storey chair lift? We strapped in a guy around 230 lbs
into a chair and 2 of us had to carry him up all those damn stairs.

Nope, we just basically had to keep the practice dummy "alive" for a
certain amount of time, and learn the basics of immobilizing broken
bones, and big bleeds, stuff like that.

Telemundoh could have a second career being a practice dummy.

Don't be so modest. If you lost a few hundred pounds you could easily
fill that position. Mentally you are already there.

Most of the people in the course were firemen-wannabees. I had the
pleasure of having to deal with a steroid junkie that brought back some
roids dissolved in some type of oil and he was wondering what he could
do get the steroids out of the oil. If he followed the "advice" that I
gave him, he'll be a few roids short of a deck. ;-)

JB

Seems like a lot to go through for that stuff. Around here about 15-20
years ago, it was easier than pot to get, and I even saw a box of vials
in the back seat of a friend's car (His kid was into bodybuilding, and
was doing them). He didn't take them for very long. Yeah, I ratted him
out, and mom and dad came down on his stupid ass. Roids, or his car, his
choice. He made the right one, his car.

And once you took all that stuff off his hands look what it did to you
kookaburra.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California