"who are you?" wrote in message
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But lets keep that a secret as republican'ts are stupid and close their
eyes unless the great leader LimpBalls says so

A cowman on his way home from his office in Crawford, Texas, is stuck
in traffic. Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and asks:
"Officer, what's the hold-up?" The policeman replies: "Former President
Bush is so depressed he's stopped his motorcade and is threatening to
douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says everyone
believes he and his political and business associates caused the
recession. So we're taking up a collection for him." The rancher asks:
"How much have you got so far?" The officer replies: "About 40 gallons,
but a lot of people are still siphoning."