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Arab newspaper reports man with
Al Jazeera ID planned to
stab president Must
work for FOX News. Real smart
to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later
they are going to go way too
far and Obama's going to spank
their rosy little elitist asses.
Could be just about any citizen of
the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be
far less than half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well
past the 50% point now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it.
The vast majority of the population
aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.

That's what your therapist said about
your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you
before and it figures you don't get it but
go right ahead and tell us more about your
therapy secessions. Maybe someone can
figure out where that Kookaburra call
syndrome you have came from.

There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh.
I'm not in need of therapy, unlike
yourself.

You seem to be totally unable to understand
laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd,
since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part
posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it.

Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama
BC kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like
to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol'
Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a
cranky old man.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of
guy.

We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in,
one day my dog got loose, and he started
chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended
up taking the pitchfork away from him and
explaining to him that if he did anything to my
dog, it would be bad for his health. He called
the cops, who told me he was famous for that
kind of ****, and they warned him to call them,
or animal control, but not to do anything to
the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got
through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was
about 8" taller than him and probably weighed
twice what he did, so he never did anything
again.

We presently have a local old coot who accuses
people of not picking up after their dog when
they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years
ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed
on this rock he has with his street number on
it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he
comes flying up in his car, and starts
screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my
lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on
this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK,
let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I
started walking back to his house. In the front
yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more
importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask,
"If you think that pile came out of this dog,
you're obviously senile!". He called me all
kinds of names and went into the house.
Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession
with him, and he pushed me too far one day when
he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice
hot bag into his car, and he called the cops,
who took my side, ****ing him off even further.
He followed me home one day, and the calls
started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was
taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and
finally the cops told him to stop the insanity,
or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it
didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack
up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that
pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He
accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me,
in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the
street from him, and a couple doors down in
each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was
the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to
pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog
to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was
the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it,
because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so
the test would be negative.

Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor,
with an even smaller dog!

Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's
Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way
too out of it to point in the right direction.
But I'm betting that he had a good tea party
today. Hanging out with all the kooktards,
little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his
kooktardic tea.

For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he
can relate to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-feldman/con
spiracy- theo ry-c onse rv_b _186798.html

Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't
know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's
the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are
nice, you can tour the place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4

I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now
that's the stuff of conspiracies!

Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with
"shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are
for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto
transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to
hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In
the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all
by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy,
aren't they?

I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of
physics. Inertia - who could possibly take that
seriously!?! ;-)

There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They
can make up all the bull**** they want, and there
is almost always at least one other kooktard who
swallows it completely.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left
Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very
hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as
usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.

I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for
Telemundoh! It is difficult to leave him be and I
hate to see unanswered kooktardery.

I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow
and for you that's BS.

LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote
from a Republican you haven't taken as gospel.

I'm not a republican you twit.

Too liberal for you, eh, Telemundoh?

Yes.

Of course. Hitler probably was too.

Figures you would be a Hitler lover.

I'm not a Hitler lover, he was way closer to you, politically, and
probably about as crazy as he was too.....

Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for
people? After all, you probably believe the laws of
physics are a commie plot to wreck our economy. Or
something equally as whacky.

You sure have strange ideas.

Just stuff that is posted on the same sort of kookpages that
have Obama BC stuff on them, and we both know where you stand
on that story, don't we?

This is something you continually wallow in so it becomes a
part of you.

I read them for fun, you read them, and believe them. Such is the
way of the kooktardish.

You read them because you are full of it and you want to stay that
way.

I read them to laugh, like I do when I read your posts.

Where does this perverse stuff come from anyway?

911 truth type kookpages. Where your kind of kooktard posts
all kinds of comical stuff.

I don't know what you are talking about here.

BWHAHAHAHA! It's not nice to lie. Where else would you have
picked up some of the nonsense you continually spout?

The call of the Kookaburra.

Sorry buddy, this is your line of crap not mine. I'm sure you know
all about what you reference. This is just you projecting again.

From the stuff you posted recently, that most certainly is a lie.
Nothing you say really shocks me at this point, Telemundoh, but it
still amuses me.

Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question.

You don't understand the concept, so I have to answer, or
you'll just make up some crazy stuff like you usually do.

The kooktard is so very strong in you.

Just let go and use the force Darth Kookaburra.

The force would be too close to reality for you.

The closest I come to the Kook force is you Darth Kookaburra.

You wish it was true, in real life, you're a life member of the
Kooktardic Institute.

This is just you projecting again.

It's a sure bet, that's what it is.

That you are projecting, sure thing. Well agree on something.

Me? I'm just an NRA member. No kooktardism like the Obama BC
horsehockey here.

Being in the NRA means nothing you kook. All you have to do is pay
a fee to be a member.

LOL, it's the only club/association/society I belong to presently,
well, except for the humane society. I bet you belong to all kinds of
right wing kooktardic groups with a very select membership, right?

I belong to organizations like ieee and technical users groups. You are
either an engineer, use certain technology, or live in the area so the
membership is somewhat select. No kook's like you would be put up with.

Yet they put up with you. Maybe you're the "clown" of the group?

People don't put up with "clowns" like you. You would just be ignored
the first time and then not admitted after that. I have seen people of
your disposition come and go but they at least had some brains. You
don't even have that going for you.

It does worry me you might have a gun since you appear so
irresponsible and kooky.

LOL, in your dreams, again. Your family would be so thrilled if you
were as "irresponsible and kooky" as I am. It would make them so
happy for you to be "in remission". Fat chance of it happening at
this stage of your life.

Am I dreaming when I read your posts? Nope. You are an obvious hazard
where responsibility is concerned by the tenor of your posts. I would
not be in the area where you have possession of a gun.

Better me in possession of a gun or guns, than you in possession of
Obama's BC, since I know how to use a gun, but a BC seems to be a
mystery to you.

You being in possession of any weapon is a bad thing for anyone in the
area. I'm glad you don't live around here Kookaburra.

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Telamon
Ventura, California