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World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The End!


--
Burr
Big, Lean, Mean and Clean
I'll be lifting until they pry the
bar from my cold dead hands
Adventure before Dementia

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I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

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On Jun 30, 4:21*pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF

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"~ RHF" wrote in message
...
On Jun 30, 4:21 pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF

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Huge Underground Chamber Found - Early Christian Refuge?
www.standeyo.com/index1.html
The article links to www.nationalgeographic.com

Pork and Beans are Good for the Heart.The more you eat, the more you
F..t.

The average person breaks wind about fourteen times every day.

So have some more of that delicious fruit, the more you eat, the more
you Toot.

On Thursdays Trailer Park Boys, (Only on DirecTV) on the T101 channel.
''Where in the F..k is Oscar Goldman? & Halloween 1977''
Trinity is having trouble at school.Lahey tells the boys he's been
spying on their criminal escapades and has it all on video.

I can hardly wait untill Thursday at 9:00 PM.
cuhulin

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Some of them wimmins are modest.They either go powder their nose or they
step into another room when they have to break wind.They buy those
scented perfume thingys that plug into wall outlets so people can't
smell their farts.Perfumes date way back to ancient history when most
people didn't take regular baths.
cuhulin

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Way back in ancient times when some people would set some other people
on fire and the fat from those people mixed with the ashes from the
fires and then find it's way down to the rivers and streams where wimmin
were doing their clothes washing, they found that the clothes got
cleaner.That is how soap was invented.
cuhulin

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California is fixin to start issuing IOUs.Whose face is on those IOUs?
cuhulin

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In article ,
wrote:

California is fixin to start issuing IOUs.Whose face is on those IOUs?
cuhulin

The Terminator.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

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On 06/30/09 19:56, Just Plain Burr wrote:
"~ wrote in message
...
On Jun 30, 4:21 pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF
.
Wonder if they will ever have a "Farter's Day"?

Just think, we could wish all our buddies "Happy Farters Day".

Of course only our Buddies, not people like Talamon (****ing Yankee) but
just think, I bet Steve is a real farter living by himself and just able to
lean back and let'em rip. Larry has to worry about gassing Doggy and married
guys have to always look around first then it never fail that your wife will
come walking in right after you let a quality fart go. (Murphy's Law)



I don't know about that....when I was married, my wife would let
one rip at night that was so bad the cat had to leave the room.