On Oct 15, 6:00*am, dave wrote:
The Romans used spears and the NFL is very Roman Empire-esque.
If Limbaugh were involved, the offense would have been very boring.
After all, it would have been Rush all the time!

.....and, everyone would already know that they could only go to the
right!

(obligatory radio content: this was stolen from banter on KIRO.).