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Drifter February 4th 10 06:14 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Peter, this is so cool, i know you would like it.

Drifter...

From the HD newsgroup.


(something I found while surfing around)

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have experienced
the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not, no
explanation is possible.

Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle.

Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until about
80 mph!

You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o'
experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you
empty the pot of luck.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold
everything you need.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think
straight.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and
lived, and still rides.

Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction
and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.

There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not
many old, drunk riders.

Ride to work. Work to ride.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better
believe it does!

Winter is nature's way of telling you to test the electrics.

Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that
comfortable for walking.

People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.

Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate
bikes.

When you're riding lead, don't spit.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m.. to drive his
pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your
vocabulary.

Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special
vocabulary.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's
serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, today will be a BLAST!

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside..

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the
breeze.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Keep the painted side up, and the rubber side down!



Eric Cartman[_2_] February 4th 10 06:34 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:14:02 -0500, Drifter wrote:

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.


But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?



D. Peter Maus February 4th 10 06:36 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/4/10 12:14 , Drifter wrote:
Peter, this is so cool, i know you would like it.

Drifter...



Damned straight.

Thanks.

Words to live by.




From the HD newsgroup.


(something I found while surfing around)

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

People ask us why we ride a motorcycle. For those who have experienced
the joy, no explanation is necessary; for those who have not, no
explanation is possible.

Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle.

Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until about
80 mph!

You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o'
experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you
empty the pot of luck.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold
everything you need.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think
straight.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and
lived, and still rides.

Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction
and go.

A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.

There are drunk riders and there are old riders, but there are not
many old, drunk riders.

Ride to work. Work to ride.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

When you look down the road, it seems to never end; but you better
believe it does!

Winter is nature's way of telling you to test the electrics.

Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not all that
comfortable for walking.

People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.

Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate
bikes.

When you're riding lead, don't spit.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 a.m.. to drive his
pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your
vocabulary.

Catching a yellow jacket in your helmet will triple that special
vocabulary.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's
serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, today will be a BLAST!

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside..

Always replace the cheapest parts first.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the
breeze.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Keep the painted side up, and the rubber side down!




D. Peter Maus February 4th 10 06:43 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/4/10 12:34 , Eric Cartman wrote:
On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:14:02 -0500, wrote:

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.


But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?



There's a bike show in Chicago, this month.

Why don't you come out and say that to all of us?







[email protected] February 4th 10 07:16 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
If a dead cow is blocking your way, you can make your Motorcycle jump
over that dead cow.You can't do that with a car.
cuhulin


[email protected] February 4th 10 07:22 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
A Rokon can climb anything.
http://www.rokon.com

About eighteen years ago, I bought two Rokon bare naked frames and three
Rokon wheels at a local Jackson scrap iron yard.Less that two years ago
I gave that stuff to an old buddy.
cuhulin


[email protected] February 4th 10 08:56 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
While you've a Lucifer to light your fag, Smile boys, that's the
style,,,,,,
cuhulin


m II February 6th 10 06:32 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Eric Cartman wrote:

But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?


South Park specifically targeted Harley riders, not motorcyclists.


mike

Drifter February 6th 10 01:20 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/6/2010 1:32 AM, m II wrote:
Eric Cartman wrote:

But the definition of "fag" was recently redefined to describe a
biker. So who cares what those fags know?


South Park specifically targeted Harley riders, not motorcyclists.


mike


Well, maybe it's time, Mike, that you dump your rice burner, and
get on a real bike. love my bagger.

Drifter...

[email protected] February 6th 10 05:14 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
http://www.confederate.com
or a Harley Davidson, either one.

The first Harley Davidson carburetor, part of that carburetor was made
from a tomato soup can.

Before World War Two, there was a Harley Davidson motorcycle factory
(also a Chevrolet factory too) in China.
cuhulin


m II February 8th 10 06:32 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Drifter wrote:

Well, maybe it's time, Mike, that you dump your rice burner, and
get on a real bike. love my bagger.



Fag.


I'm down to an R75/7 BMW and two Sportsters, a 1975 and a 2005. I sold
my 1996 Triumph Daytona 1200 a few years ago, soon after my Ducati 900
Super Sport. My wrists couldn't take the load imposed by the clip on
bars anymore. The Norton Atlases were sold to buy a house in '86.

I've owned three 45s, a 62 Panhead, a '78 shovel and a fairly hot Evo
that followed a new 1988 1200 Sporty. The vibration on the 1200 was
obscene. You literally couldn't cruise at 65 to 75 MPH without loosening
your fillings..

Your shameful and rather immature attitude towards Japanese motorcycles
is the exact reason why South Park made the show about Harley riders.
The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.

The worst Japanese bikes I've owned were a pair of Kawasaki 500 triples.
They were called the world's first disposable motorcycle. You had to put
new rings in every 12,000 miles and the fuel mileage was obscenely BAD.

My best Japanese bike was a 1975 water cooled Suzuki 750. It used less
oil than a four stroke and was still running two years ago. It probably
still is, I haven't talked to the owner since my move.







mike

m II February 8th 10 06:47 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
m II wrote:

Drifter wrote:

Well, maybe it's time, Mike, that you dump your rice burner, and
get on a real bike. love my bagger.



Fag.



A small sampling of the South Park episode:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7hQN4Amaeg


With all the straight pipe running moron pricks out there, I can't blame
them.




mike




D. Peter Maus February 8th 10 11:21 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/8/10 24:32 , m II wrote:

The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.



And they did it with tooling, parts, plans and engineers donated
by Harley Davidson.

[email protected] February 8th 10 04:19 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Other than my 1976 made in Germany Hercules I now have, I have owned a
few other mopeds and motor scooters before.Three Cushmans, a made in
Italy Harley Davidson motorcycle, a Honda moped, a Vespa moped, and a
Solex moped I bought when I was in Vietnam. http://www.tsna.org

I haven't ridden on a two wheeler since around 1987.I have gotten too
wibbly wobbly nowadays to ride two wheelers anymore.I would probally
fall off and break my neck!
cuhulin


[email protected] February 8th 10 04:29 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
At the end of World War Two in Japan, Sochiro Honda was looking for
something to do.He started rounding up some little utility gas engines
and mounting them onto bicycles.That is how Honda two wheelers, mopeds
and motorcycles, and later, on cars, got started.

The Official end of World War Two, as far as U.S.fed govt is concerned,
wasen't untill 1951.
cuhulin


Drifter February 8th 10 07:52 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/8/2010 1:32 AM, m II wrote:
Drifter wrote:

Well, maybe it's time, Mike, that you dump your rice burner, and
get on a real bike. love my bagger.



Fag.


I'm down to an R75/7 BMW and two Sportsters, a 1975 and a 2005. I sold
my 1996 Triumph Daytona 1200 a few years ago, soon after my Ducati 900
Super Sport. My wrists couldn't take the load imposed by the clip on
bars anymore. The Norton Atlases were sold to buy a house in '86.

I've owned three 45s, a 62 Panhead, a '78 shovel and a fairly hot Evo
that followed a new 1988 1200 Sporty. The vibration on the 1200 was
obscene. You literally couldn't cruise at 65 to 75 MPH without loosening
your fillings..

Your shameful and rather immature attitude towards Japanese motorcycles
is the exact reason why South Park made the show about Harley riders.
The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.

The worst Japanese bikes I've owned were a pair of Kawasaki 500 triples.
They were called the world's first disposable motorcycle. You had to put
new rings in every 12,000 miles and the fuel mileage was obscenely BAD.

My best Japanese bike was a 1975 water cooled Suzuki 750. It used less
oil than a four stroke and was still running two years ago. It probably
still is, I haven't talked to the owner since my move.







mike

Gee whiz Mike, i'm no trying to be shameful, or immature here. heaven
forbid that.
i just don't ever remember you posting about anything other than
rice burners. sorry bout that. BTW, i had a Commando-S for way too
many years. the dam thing tried many times to kill me. I still got
a 65 Bonnie sitting in the garage, one of these days i'll fix those
carbs and bring her back to life. and no, it's not for sale. at my age,
i should be riding a 3 wheeler anyhow. every time i stop for a stop sign,
i remember being 16, and having a 44 tank shifter falling over on me.
took 2 buddies to lift her off me. i still have the pipe burn/ scar
on my right leg. the bike was an old cop-cycle, with reverse, and
that giant off sprung seat. can't remember the weight, but i believe
it was over a 1,000lbs. at the time i was a skinny kid at maybe 120lbs.
so, no contest. guess i never did learn.

Drifter...








m II February 8th 10 08:31 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
D. Peter Maus wrote:

The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.



And they did it with tooling, parts, plans and engineers donated by
Harley Davidson.


The following and thousands more web sites need to be informed of this
fact. They all give credit to German and English influences on the
design of Japanese vehicles. A few even have the nerve to claim that
Harley's two stroke experiences were based on a DKW design, as was the
BSA Bantam.

http://www.whybike.com/motorcycle97.htm
http://www.khulsey.com/motorcycles/v..._kawasaki.html
http://tinyurl.com/yboxdtr
http://www.autohistory.org/feature_7.html

http://tinyurl.com/ycuafu7
(pdf file)

http://www.ianchadwick.com/motorcycl...0/history.html
http://www.motorcycle.co.uk/Articles...of-Suzuki.aspx
http://www.motorcycle.co.uk/Articles...of-Yamaha.aspx
http://www.realclassic.co.uk/opinion...n08102400.html
http://www.marusholilac.com/ml2.htm
http://www.motorcycle.com/manufactur...otorcycle.html


As far as I can tell, any country that can make huge ocean going tankers
or battleships powered by monster diesels is more than capable of
producing mopeds and motorcycles.

A great benefit produced by this competition is that Harley and others
have had to vastly improve their product line. There is no comparison
between the 1975 and 2005 Sportsters I own. Everything from the gaskets
to the fasteners has been improved.

Rumour has it that a few ex Norton engineers were hired by Harley,
resulting in the rubber mounting across the whole range. It's wonderful.

mike

D. Peter Maus February 8th 10 08:33 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/8/10 14:31 , m II wrote:

As far as I can tell, any country that can make huge ocean going tankers
or battleships powered by monster diesels is more than capable of
producing mopeds and motorcycles.


That's true. The Harland and Woolf line of mopeds is something of
legend.


m II February 8th 10 08:35 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Drifter wrote:

Gee whiz Mike, i'm no trying to be shameful, or immature here. heaven
forbid that.



I reacted in a bad way. I'm sorry. Your past posting history is pretty
good and I should have been more considerate in my reply.





mike

m II February 8th 10 08:40 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
D. Peter Maus wrote:

On 2/8/10 14:31 , m II wrote:

As far as I can tell, any country that can make huge ocean going tankers
or battleships powered by monster diesels is more than capable of
producing mopeds and motorcycles.


That's true. The Harland and Woolf line of mopeds is something of legend.






Now we're getting somewhere. In fact, a Wartsila-Sulzer RTA-96 is my
daily ride.



mike

D. Peter Maus February 8th 10 08:42 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/8/10 14:31 , m II wrote:
D. Peter Maus wrote:

The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.



And they did it with tooling, parts, plans and engineers donated by
Harley Davidson.


The following and thousands more web sites need to be informed of this
fact.


They probably do. Then again, as we all know, if it's on the web
it's inviolable truth.

I ghost write a radio show on motorcycling. I have to do a great
deal of research. I've been through the archives in Milwaukee, and I
spend a lot of time at motocycling museums, inspecting documents.

Check with the AMA Motorcycle Hall of Fame, and the Mungenast
Museum in St Louis.

D. Peter Maus February 8th 10 08:45 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/8/10 14:40 , m II wrote:
D. Peter Maus wrote:

On 2/8/10 14:31 , m II wrote:

As far as I can tell, any country that can make huge ocean going tankers
or battleships powered by monster diesels is more than capable of
producing mopeds and motorcycles.


That's true. The Harland and Woolf line of mopeds is something of legend.






Now we're getting somewhere. In fact, a Wartsila-Sulzer RTA-96 is my
daily ride.



\

Of course it is. Must be a helluvan ass to straddle it.

m II February 8th 10 08:47 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
D. Peter Maus wrote:

Now we're getting somewhere. In fact, a Wartsila-Sulzer RTA-96 is my
daily ride.


Of course it is. Must be a helluvan ass to straddle it.




Yeah, but the Turbo noise hides the beer farts quite nicely.






mike

D. Peter Maus February 8th 10 09:02 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/8/10 14:47 , m II wrote:
D. Peter Maus wrote:

Now we're getting somewhere. In fact, a Wartsila-Sulzer RTA-96 is my
daily ride.


Of course it is. Must be a helluvan ass to straddle it.




Yeah, but the Turbo noise hides the beer farts quite nicely.




Um....no, it doesn't.




[email protected] February 8th 10 09:12 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
There is an article concerning Harley Davidson at
http://www.southernautocorridor.com

I am fixin to take doggy out in the front yard, and then get back to
working on that tree stump in doggy's front yard.
cuhulin


[email protected] February 8th 10 09:14 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
I want me an old East German warbling Wartburg car to play around with.
cuhulin


Joe from Kokomo[_2_] February 9th 10 12:16 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
m II wrote:
D. Peter Maus wrote:

The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.


And they did it with tooling, parts, plans and engineers donated by
Harley Davidson.


The following and thousands more web sites need to be informed of this
fact. They all give credit to German and English influences on the
design of Japanese vehicles. A few even have the nerve to claim that
Harley's two stroke experiences were based on a DKW design, as was the
BSA Bantam.

http://www.whybike.com/motorcycle97.htm
http://www.khulsey.com/motorcycles/v..._kawasaki.html
http://tinyurl.com/yboxdtr
http://www.autohistory.org/feature_7.html

http://tinyurl.com/ycuafu7
(pdf file)

http://www.ianchadwick.com/motorcycl...0/history.html
http://www.motorcycle.co.uk/Articles...of-Suzuki.aspx
http://www.motorcycle.co.uk/Articles...of-Yamaha.aspx
http://www.realclassic.co.uk/opinion...n08102400.html
http://www.marusholilac.com/ml2.htm
http://www.motorcycle.com/manufactur...otorcycle.html


As far as I can tell, any country that can make huge ocean going tankers
or battleships powered by monster diesels is more than capable of
producing mopeds and motorcycles.

A great benefit produced by this competition is that Harley and others
have had to vastly improve their product line. There is no comparison
between the 1975 and 2005 Sportsters I own. Everything from the gaskets
to the fasteners has been improved.

Rumour has it that a few ex Norton engineers were hired by Harley,
resulting in the rubber mounting across the whole range. It's wonderful.

mike


Well, everybody has an opinion...and one is as good as the next.

Too bad those Norton engineers couldn't fix the ROOT CAUSE of the
vibration rather than using the band-aid of rubber mountings. (And you
could always tell where a Norton had been -- just follow the trail of
parts that vibrated off). Other than that, Nortons were very nice bikes.

Finally, just admit that the Japanese know how to make a great bike. My
early 70s Honda CB-750 four cylinder was as smooth as an electric motor
compared to my mid-70s BMW 750, much less to a Harley of the same era
that would shake your teeth out.

Your mileage may vary.



m II February 9th 10 12:54 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
D. Peter Maus wrote:

Of course it is. Must be a helluvan ass to straddle it.




Yeah, but the Turbo noise hides the beer farts quite nicely.




Um....no, it doesn't.





I bow to your expertise on the topic. Perhaps I should put straight
pipes on it.




mike

[email protected] February 9th 10 01:20 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Haden't you really rather own a Chang Jiang? has a sidecar too.
http://www.chang-jiang.com
cuhulin


[email protected] February 9th 10 02:12 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Watching American Pickers on the History channel.In 1963, the Honda 305
signaled the End of British motorbike dominance.

And that is GOOD! that is damn GOOD!!!
HAW! HAW! HAW!

Brit cars, bikes,,,, whatever,,, Everything Limeyland makes is PURE
JUNK!

http://www.devilfinder.com
Rolls Royce Recalls
cuhulin


m II February 9th 10 03:13 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
wrote:

Brit cars, bikes,,,, whatever,,, Everything Limeyland makes is PURE
JUNK!


A lot of the Sixties pop/rock scene was pretty good and VERY Anglo
oriented. I remember burning my Bobby Vinton records when he proclaimed
himself to be more popular than the Beatles.





mike

[email protected] February 9th 10 03:35 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
I never could stand those Beatles! I never listened to them either.
cuhulin


dave February 9th 10 01:39 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
D. Peter Maus wrote:
On 2/8/10 24:32 , m II wrote:

The Japs put millions of people on Motorcycles who might otherwise not
have had the inclination.



And they did it with tooling, parts, plans and engineers donated by
Harley Davidson.


???

dave February 9th 10 01:51 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
wrote:
I never could stand those Beatles! I never listened to them either.
cuhulin


That explains a lot.

dxAce February 9th 10 04:16 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 


wrote:

I never could stand those Beatles! I never listened to them either.


On February 9, 1964, The Beatles made their first appearance on The Ed
Sullivan Show.

dxAce
Michigan
USA



[email protected] February 9th 10 04:19 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
Anybody whom likes those Beatles is Crazy!

There is a Harley Davidson motorcycle factory near Shanghai,China.

Meet meeeeee, at the slop chute, by the olllllld Wang Puuuuuu,,,,,, day
olllld potatos, for a firery stewwwwwww,,,,,,,,
cuhulin


[email protected] February 9th 10 07:03 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
And I remember the Beatles hollering,,, Yeahhhhhh,,,,,, yeahhhhh,,,,,
yeahhhhhhh,,,,,,,

THAT Turned me OFF! of their Crap, right then and there!

First time I heard the Loop the Loop song (a Good Song) was late, late
night, inside of the Belleville,Illinois Train Station, January 1963, on
my way to Scott Air Force Base,Illinois.

http://www.devilfinder.com
Waymarking SL 60
cuhulin


D. Peter Maus February 15th 10 06:16 AM

"OT", for Peter.
 
On 2/14/10 23:09 , OM wrote:
On Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:43:02 -0600, "D. Peter Maus"
wrote:

Why don't you come out and say that to all of us?


...As I reported on another forum, shortly after that episode aired, I
was in a restaurant where a bunch of bikers were sitting at a large
table, being loud and generally not giving a **** about the people
around them trying to enjoy a peaceful meal. One family clearly had
enough, and got up and left. As they were leaving, their young son
asked his mother:

"Mommy? Are those fags?"

The bikers got rather quiet after that...



The invitation still stands.


Let me know when you're flight is scheduled to arrive. I'll be glad
to take you to the Convention Center personally.




OM



[email protected] February 15th 10 04:21 PM

"OT", for Peter.
 
All bikers are not fags.There are probally wayyyyyyyyyy more fags
driving four wheelers.
cuhulin



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