To Bruce, was Anyone doing anything new, or is this trulya...
 

To Bruce, was Anyone doing anything new, or is this trulya...
 

dave wrote:
wrote:
Ahh needs tu goes tu ah cupla stors.Lowe's furr wun (myte assa weel gits
tooo galons) gallon uv Clorox industryl streent bleech.Den (Den Emma
come first) tu dee Wal Mart stor furr sum Ray O Vac AA batteries (Ergo
Lowe's dont's sells Ray O Vac batteries) anna oilsos ah toy sooper
dooper squrt gun sos Ahh kin shoot dat thar bleech wayyyyyyyyyyyy uppa
dar onna mah howis tu kills dat thar meeldew.
cuhulin


How do these mean stereotypes of southerners get started...



In Mississippi, bleach was believed to have integrative powers. The
stuff whitens and it was thought of by the KKKuhulin Klass as a
potential tool for assisting assimilation.

Ethnic cleansers have often used chemicals on the victims. Cuhulin seems
to have stumbled on leftover surplus bleach, most likely from the
'fifties or 'sixties. We can tell by his speech patterns that he is
among the better educated members of the Bleach Toting Community.

Michigan still records massive sales of Bleach. Unfortunately, that
supply seems to arrive from China and Russia. It's whitening efficacy is
rather suspect.

One ethnic cleanser (aka Bango Blanco) in that State claims to have
twenty thousand gallons of it hidden under his house floorboards. He is
saving it for the future 'cleansing' wave scheduled for 2012.



mike

To Bruce, was Anyone doing anything new, or is this trulya...
 

On Jun 3, 8:59*pm, m II wrote:
dave wrote:
wrote:
Ahh needs tu goes tu ah cupla stors.Lowe's furr wun (myte assa weel gits
tooo galons) gallon uv Clorox industryl streent bleech.Den (Den Emma
come first) tu dee Wal Mart stor furr sum Ray O Vac AA batteries (Ergo
Lowe's dont's sells Ray O Vac batteries) anna oilsos ah toy sooper
dooper squrt gun sos Ahh kin shoot dat thar bleech wayyyyyyyyyyyy uppa
dar onna mah howis tu kills dat thar meeldew.
cuhulin

How do these mean stereotypes of southerners get started...

In Mississippi, bleach was believed to have integrative powers. The
stuff whitens and it was thought of by the KKKuhulin Klass as a
potential tool for assisting assimilation.

Ethnic cleansers have often used chemicals on the victims. Cuhulin seems
to have stumbled on leftover surplus bleach, most likely from the
'fifties or 'sixties. We can tell by his speech patterns that he is
among the better educated members of the Bleach Toting Community.

Michigan still records massive sales of Bleach. Unfortunately, that
supply seems to arrive from China and Russia. It's whitening efficacy is
rather suspect.

One ethnic cleanser (aka Bango Blanco) in that State claims to have
twenty thousand gallons of it hidden under his house floorboards. He is
saving it for the future 'cleansing' wave scheduled for 2012.

mike

M II all this anti-{bleach}-america
blah blah blah blah blah blah . . .
coming from some one residing in
country that is commonly called
The Great "White" North. ~ RHF