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On 7/8/10 10:52 , m II wrote:
wrote:

Sheeeeeeeeeittttt,,,, that STUPID old country boy from
Edwards,Mississippi couldn't even find the oil drain plug on his pawn
shop lawn mower!!! That MOFO B HO Butt Kisser, he pushed his
pawn shop lawn mower over here and he rattled my front screen door and
he said,,, Show me where that oil drain plug is!!! Took me about two
seconds to show him that lawn mower oil drain plug.


Let me guess...'Lawn mower oil drain plug' is a secret Mississippi code
used by ex George Wallace secret agent that means 'we're lynchin' again
tonight, Y'all...'




mike



"And sometimes an oil drain plug is just an oil drain plug."


--Sigmund Freud's gardener.

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D. Peter Maus wrote:

"And sometimes an oil drain plug is just an oil drain plug."


--Sigmund Freud's gardener.


Wow...even his gardener was deep. I wonder how Karl Jung's manicurist
compares.





mike

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On 7/8/10 13:29 , m II wrote:
D. Peter Maus wrote:

"And sometimes an oil drain plug is just an oil drain plug."


--Sigmund Freud's gardener.


Wow...even his gardener was deep. I wonder how Karl Jung's manicurist
compares.





mike



"Giving laws, wanting improvements, making things easier, has
all become wrong and evil. Unless it leads to really good musical
theatre."

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One time, Martha Stewart was HIGHLY ticked off about something.She got
back home in her SUV and she had her gardener guy pinned between the
outside mirror of her SUV and the snail mail box (he haden't done
anything wrong) and she commenced to HIGHLY cussin him out.

One time, Roger Fredinburg (Roger Fredinburg radio talk show
http://www.regularguy.com ) said Martha Stewart is so frigid if she
sat down in a puddle of water it would turn to ice.
cuhulin

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A guy in the rec.autos.tech newsgroup once said a mechanic stuck a spark
plug in the oil pan of his car, a spark plug for an oil drain plug.
Sometimes, an oil drain plug isn't a real oil drain plug.
cuhulin

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On Jul 8, 12:21*pm, "D. Peter Maus" wrote:
On 7/8/10 10:52 , m II wrote:





wrote:

Sheeeeeeeeeittttt,,,, that STUPID old country boy from
Edwards,Mississippi couldn't even find the oil drain plug on his pawn
shop lawn mower!!! That MOFO B * * * * *HO Butt Kisser, he pushed his
pawn shop lawn mower over here and he rattled my front screen door and
he said,,, Show me where that oil drain plug is!!! Took me about two
seconds to show him that lawn mower oil drain plug.

Let me guess...'Lawn mower oil drain plug' is a secret Mississippi code
used by ex George Wallace secret agent that means 'we're lynchin' again
tonight, Y'all...'

mike

* * *"And sometimes an oil drain plug is just an oil drain plug."

* * * * * * * * * * * * --Sigmund Freud's gardener.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Finally he shows, I thought maybe "someone" got to you. ;-)

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On Jul 8, 2:51*pm, wrote:
A guy in the rec.autos.tech newsgroup once said a mechanic stuck a spark
plug in the oil pan of his car, a spark plug for an oil drain plug.
Sometimes, an oil drain plug isn't a real oil drain plug. *
cuhulin

I knew a guy once who had a spark plug and one of his fingers all on
the same necklace. I knew there was a good story there but I never
asked, I mean - I knew it was his finger and all. Looked pretty cool
IMO.