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nurk_fred2000 August 11th 10 03:30 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...The one's got an @$$ 4 axe handles wide...I'd hate to have
seen that grocery bill after they both strapped on the feed bag for
half a day...Holy Guacamole`...:o)...

http://www.photoenvisions.com/Johnson.jpg

LarbGai August 11th 10 11:14 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 11, 2:30*pm, nurk_fred2000 wrote:
Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...


******Rather feed them for a day than a week.

A couple of lifters there alright.

Felicity Warbrooke August 11th 10 11:44 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 11, 12:30*pm, nurk_fred2000 wrote:
Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...The one's got an @$$ 4 axe handles wide...I'd hate to have
seen that grocery bill after they both strapped on the feed bag for
half a day...Holy Guacamole`...:o)...

http://www.photoenvisions.com/Johnson.



F#ck you internet loser!

LarbGai August 11th 10 11:55 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 11, 10:44*pm, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:
On Aug 11, 12:30*pm, nurk_fred2000 wrote:

Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...The one's got an @$$ 4 axe handles wide...I'd hate to have
seen that grocery bill after they both strapped on the feed bag for
half a day...Holy Guacamole`...:o)...


http://www.photoenvisions.com/Johnson.


F#ck you internet loser!




****** Now that's not very ladylike Flick.
Are you losing your cool again dear??
Time for another cup of tea and lie down.

*GRIN*

Felicity Warbrooke August 11th 10 11:58 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 11, 8:55*pm, LarbGai wrote:
On Aug 11, 10:44*pm, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:

On Aug 11, 12:30*pm, nurk_fred2000 wrote:


Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...The one's got an @$$ 4 axe handles wide...I'd hate to have
seen that grocery bill after they both strapped on the feed bag for
half a day...Holy Guacamole`...:o)...


http://www.photoenvisions.com/Johnson.


F#ck you internet loser!


****** Now that's not very ladylike Flick.
Are you losing your cool again dear??
Time for another cup of tea and lie down.

*GRIN*


You can go and f#ck yourself too Sutton!


Cheesy Bob August 11th 10 12:14 PM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 11, 5:58*pm, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:
On Aug 11, 8:55*pm, LarbGai wrote:





On Aug 11, 10:44*pm, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:


On Aug 11, 12:30*pm, nurk_fred2000 wrote:


Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...The one's got an @$$ 4 axe handles wide...I'd hate to have
seen that grocery bill after they both strapped on the feed bag for
half a day...Holy Guacamole`...:o)...


http://www.photoenvisions.com/Johnson.


F#ck you internet loser!


****** Now that's not very ladylike Flick.
Are you losing your cool again dear??
Time for another cup of tea and lie down.


*GRIN*


You can go and f#ck yourself too Sutton!- Hide quoted text -

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Say Hey:

Now, now feces. Sit bag with a cup of tea and take your medication.

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 02:57 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 12, 4:26*am, LarbGai wrote:
On Aug 11, 10:58*pm, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:





On Aug 11, 8:55*pm, LarbGai wrote:


On Aug 11, 10:44*pm, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:


On Aug 11, 12:30*pm, nurk_fred2000 wrote:


Got a couple of real Heffers there testifying on your behalf as
character witnesses Steve, you know, at your purported hearing at the
CM Courthouse (lol)...Wonder if you paid 'em cash or had to feed
'em...?...The one's got an @$$ 4 axe handles wide...I'd hate to have
seen that grocery bill after they both strapped on the feed bag for
half a day...Holy Guacamole`...:o)...


http://www.photoenvisions.com/Johnson.


F#ck you internet loser!


****** Now that's not very ladylike Flick.
Are you losing your cool again dear??
Time for another cup of tea and lie down.


*GRIN*


You can go and f#ck yourself too Sutton!-


******* ROTFLMAO.... Really getting to you now eh Steve??????- Hide quoted text -

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Say Hey:

You ain't seen nuthin yet! Wait until he breaks out Pickled Drunk. A
real nasty sum-bitch!

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Felicity Warbrooke August 12th 10 03:06 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 12, 11:57*am, Cheesy Bob wrote:


Say Hey:

You ain't seen nuthin yet! Wait until he breaks out Pickled Drunk. A
real nasty sum-bitch!

5555 Yee-Haw !!


Bob, YOU are the only pickled drunk around here. You are in a constant
state of pickledness due to your alcoholism. I really do pity that
poor ex-wife of yours - considering all the ridicule she went through
being married to you. Imagine having to come home from a hard day at
work and finding you sprawled out, near-naked, in the next door
neighbors driveway with a couple mange-riddled soi dogs licking your
chin. You didn't even realize it till days afterwards when the stories
started going round the CM Expats Club. I can't believe you had the
audacity to even show your face around town - let alone still expect
people to buy your products. That is when you still HAD a business
though.

Felicity Warbrooke


LarbGai August 12th 10 03:24 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 12, 2:06*pm, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:
That is when you still HAD a business
though.

Felicity Warbro



Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 03:43 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 12, 9:06*am, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:
On Aug 12, 11:57*am, Cheesy Bob wrote:



Say Hey:


You ain't seen nuthin yet! Wait until he breaks out Pickled Drunk. A
real nasty sum-bitch!


5555 Yee-Haw !!


Bob, YOU are the only pickled drunk around here. You are in a constant
state of pickledness due to your alcoholism. I really do pity that
poor ex-wife of yours - considering all the ridicule she went through
being married to you. Imagine having to come home from a hard day at
work and finding you sprawled out, near-naked, in the next door
neighbors driveway with a couple mange-riddled soi dogs licking your
chin. You didn't even realize it till days afterwards when the stories
started going round the CM Expats Club. I can't believe you had the
audacity to even show your face around town - let alone still expect
people to buy your products. That is when you still HAD a business
though.

Felicity Warbrooke


Say Hey Feces:

Yep! My friends the soi dawgs.

C'mon dust off one of your outspoken sockies, Pickled Drunk. We always
get a kick out of him. A real nasty sum-bitch!

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Anonymouse August 12th 10 04:04 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On 8/12/2010 11:06 AM, Felicity Warbrooke wrote:
On Aug 12, 11:57 am, Cheesy wrote:


Say Hey:

You ain't seen nuthin yet! Wait until he breaks out Pickled Drunk. A
real nasty sum-bitch!

5555 Yee-Haw !!


Bob, YOU are the only pickled drunk around here. You are in a constant
state of pickledness due to your alcoholism. I really do pity that
poor ex-wife of yours - considering all the ridicule she went through
being married to you.


When you consider how much the Thai's love to gossip across the back
fence, his wife must really suffer quite a lot of ridicule. But do
remember that his Thai wife is NOT actually his legal wife. She simply
lives with him for his money. Johnson is legally married to a Western
woman that he married for Tax purposes when he first came to Chiang Mai,
before anyone knew the 'real' Robert Johnson. Since that time, as I
understand it, she has had no contact with him... for obvious reasons.

Imagine having to come home from a hard day at
work and finding you sprawled out, near-naked, in the next door
neighbors driveway with a couple mange-riddled soi dogs licking your
chin.


I'm sure by this time she's used to it. It's most likely as daily
occurrence.

You didn't even realize it till days afterwards when the stories
started going round the CM Expats Club.


Johnson was kicked out of the CM Expats Club for threatening the lives
of its board members.

I can't believe you had the
audacity to even show your face around town -


He doesn't. He comes out before dawn, does his shopping in 24hr stores,
and is back behind his fortified walls before most people are up and around.

Felicity Warbrooke August 12th 10 04:16 AM

Hey Steve, How Much Did These Two Ton Tessies Set You Back?
 
On Aug 12, 1:04*pm, Anonymouse wrote:

When you consider how much the Thai's love to gossip across the back
fence, his wife must really suffer quite a lot of ridicule. But do
remember that his Thai wife is NOT actually his legal wife. She simply
lives with him for his money. Johnson is legally married to a Western
woman that he married for Tax purposes when he first came to Chiang Mai,
before anyone knew the 'real' Robert Johnson. Since that time, as I
understand it, she has had no contact with him... for obvious reasons.



You are right Anonymous, I had forgotten about the exact details
surrounding Johnson's personal situation - not that I really want to
know anything about that sordid situation mind you. Yes from what I
have heard, his western wife is still trying to 'live down' the fact
that she actually entered into lawful marriage with this man - the
poor woman must still have nightmares thinking about any actual time
spent with him. Even though from what I have also heard the marriage
was for reasons other than love, she must still question herself for
doing it, particularly now that everyone knows the real Bob.

Guilty by association. I hope his current 'wife' is handsomely
reimbursed to compensate for the fact she has to smell his whiskey-
drenched carcass every day.

Felicity Warbrooke

Anonymouse August 12th 10 07:20 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On 8/12/2010 12:59 PM, Anonymouse wrote:
On 8/12/2010 12:36 PM, LarbGai wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, Felicity wrote:

Guilty by association. I hope his current 'wife' is handsomely
reimbursed to compensate for the fact she has to smell his whiskey-
drenched carcass every day.

Felicity Warbrooke



********Poooooooooooooh Much like when you grab hold of one of the
fat chicks eh Stevie?


So once again you admit that Kremer was never arrested nor deported! If
you say the Felicity Warbrooke is Kremer, and Felicity Warbrooke is
posting FROM inside Thailand, then Kremer must be INSIDE Thailand!

All of which proves once again that you lied about his arrest.
But we already knew that, didn't we.
-------
The dates don't work. The trolls caught lying again.

The trolls say that Kramer was arrested in January of 2004.
They say he was deported.
So how come a Chiang Mai magazine was able to interview him and post
photos of him working for the Thai Tourist Police IN THAILAND in 2006?

Employed by the Royal Thai Police in 2006. Thailand's largest English
language magazine interviewed Kramer in 2006, along with several other
members of the Royal Thai Tourist Police as they were helping out one
Sunday afternoon. http://www.chiangmainews.com/ecmn/viewfa.php?id=1341

This wasn't some article about Kramer. He was just one of the people
interviewed for the information contained IN the article. No some
advertorial as the trolls claim but a story about people helping people
in Thailand.

The trolls were kind enough to post the photo of him working as a Thai
Tourist policeman two years AFTER they say he was deported. So who is
lying? The trolls? Or Chiang Mai's largest English language magazine.
The answer is patently obvious.

All of the posts about the supposed arrest were lies.
All of the posts about the supposed deportation were lies.
Just as people have said all along.
The proof is right here in this web page...
http://www.chiangmainews.com/ecmn/viewfa.php?id=1341 A web page from
February, 2006. Two years AFTER the trolls say he was arrested.



Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 07:52 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On Aug 12, 11:07*am, LarbGai wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:59*pm, Anonymouse wrote:

********Poooooooooooooh *Much like when you grab hold of one of the
fat chicks eh Stevie?


So once again you admit that Kremer was never arrested nor deported! If
you say the Felicity Warbrooke is Kremer, and Felicity Warbrooke is
posting FROM inside Thailand, then Kremer must be INSIDE Thailand!


***** Really Steve, this is the third day in a row you have
deliberately misspelt your surname.

Is it another ploy in your continued (and laughable) attempt to make
us believe that you and Flick are not the same?

Fail * Big time.


Say Hey:

Yup! That Kramer misspelling was one of Stevie's cute tricks. Thinks
he is pulling some **** on the trolls. C'mon sea traveler. Get your
ship together son, it's time to get underway.

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Felicity Warbrooke August 12th 10 08:05 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On Aug 12, 4:52*pm, Cheesy Bob wrote:


Say Hey:

Yup! That Kramer misspelling was one of Stevie's cute tricks. Thinks
he is pulling some **** on the trolls. C'mon sea traveler. Get your
ship together son, it's time to get underway.

5555 Yee-Haw !!


Bob what may I ask are you even doing at the computer at this time of
the day?! I can just picture the scene - whiskey bottle in one hand,
cigarette in the other and probably using your unwashed feet to type.
At least that would explain the nonsensical blabber of your daily
posts here.

Felicity Warbrooke


Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 09:39 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On Aug 12, 3:13*pm, Anonymouse wrote:
On 8/12/2010 4:40 PM, Cheesy Bob wrote:
* Captain

and Blue passed on to Rainbow Bridge several years ago. They were a
great pair of Rottweilers. Helped keep the nosey neighbours at bay.


Those were the dogs your neighbors poisoned, right? Did that give you
any idea of the respect they felt for you?


Say Hey Stevie:

You are surely lacking in soft skills. You remind everyone of an old
mare heading for the glue factory. I hear from the bar talk that you
are having health problems. Such a pity.

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 09:42 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 

Those were the dogs your neighbors poisoned, right? Did that give you
any idea of the respect they felt for you?


Say Hey Stevie:

Nope! Incorrect again on the two questions Stevie. Try another
question.

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 09:50 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On Aug 12, 3:13*pm, Anonymouse wrote:
On 8/12/2010 4:40 PM, Cheesy Bob wrote:
* Captain

and Blue passed on to Rainbow Bridge several years ago. They were a
great pair of Rottweilers. Helped keep the nosey neighbours at bay.


Those were the dogs your neighbors poisoned, right? Did that give you
any idea of the respect they felt for you?


Say Hey Stevie:

Nope! Wrong again on two questions. Try again

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 10:08 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On Aug 12, 3:13*pm, Anonymouse wrote:
On 8/12/2010 4:40 PM, Cheesy Bob wrote:
* Captain

and Blue passed on to Rainbow Bridge several years ago. They were a
great pair of Rottweilers. Helped keep the nosey neighbours at bay.


Those were the dogs your neighbors poisoned, right? Did that give you
any idea of the respect they felt for you?


Say Hey Stevie:

Nope! Incorrect on two questions again. Try again.

Ask me any question and I'll give you any answer.

5555 Yee-Haw !!

Felicity Warbrooke August 12th 10 10:11 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On Aug 12, 7:08*pm, Cheesy Bob wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:13*pm, Anonymouse wrote:

On 8/12/2010 4:40 PM, Cheesy Bob wrote:
* Captain


and Blue passed on to Rainbow Bridge several years ago. They were a
great pair of Rottweilers. Helped keep the nosey neighbours at bay.


Those were the dogs your neighbors poisoned, right? Did that give you
any idea of the respect they felt for you?


Say Hey Stevie:

Nope! Incorrect on two questions again. Try again.

Ask me any question and I'll give you any answer.

5555 Yee-Haw !!


No need for the triple post there Bob. It's alright, go and have
another bottle, has been a big day for you - you have actually stay
conscious for more than a few hours.

Felicity Warbrooke

Anonymouse August 12th 10 11:26 AM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On 8/12/2010 7:17 PM, Cheesy Bob wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:13 pm, wrote:
On 8/12/2010 4:40 PM, Cheesy Bob wrote:
Captain

and Blue passed on to Rainbow Bridge several years ago. They were a
great pair of Rottweilers. Helped keep the nosey neighbours at bay.


Those were the dogs your neighbors poisoned, right? Did that give you
any idea of the respect they felt for you?


Say Hey Stevie:

Nope! Two incorrect assumptions again.


You are lying again, Robert.

Cheesy Bob August 12th 10 12:01 PM

Larbgai caught once again in a lie. Does it never end?
 
On Aug 12, 3:13*pm, Anonymouse wrote:
On 8/12/2010 4:40 PM, Cheesy Bob wrote:
* Captain

and Blue passed on to Rainbow Bridge several years ago. They were a
great pair of Rottweilers. Helped keep the nosey neighbours at bay.


Those were the dogs your neighbors poisoned, right? Did that give you
any idea of the respect they felt for you?


Say Hey Stevie:

Nope! Wrong again on two accounts. Try again. You remind us of a ole
mare heading for the glue factory.

5555 Yee-Haw !!


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