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On May 16, 11:35*am, John Smith wrote:
Sorry I have slowed on the quantity of posts, however I have been busy.

Recently I found out bin laden was living in a cave on the outskirts of
my city. *So, me and a few good ole' buddies got a couple of six packs
and went hunting. *We found him. *After, I put a bullet in his head; *We
brought the body back to my house. *After killing the remaining beer we
took a few pictures of burying him in an unmarked grave in my backyard.

I am afraid the pictures are just too much for those here, or American
citizens, to handle. *So, we decided, as a group, not to release the
pictures. * And, allowing the examination of the body, by others, is not
necessary -- you know you can trust me *:-)

No need to thank me ... I consider it just part of being a good
American! *As always, I will keep looking out for you and your best
interests -- TRUST ME! wolfish-grin

Regards,
JS

P.S. *It has been absolutely confirmed we got the right guy, as just to
be sure, we preformed a *DNA test in my garage. *See, any possible
questions/arguments/doubts are unnecessary ... go back to sleep knowing
you are in good hands!

Please, name of the beer?

DCI

On May 16, 7:14*pm, DCI wrote:
On May 16, 11:35*am, John Smith wrote:

Sorry I have slowed on the quantity of posts, however I have been busy.

Recently I found out bin laden was living in a cave on the outskirts of
my city. *So, me and a few good ole' buddies got a couple of six packs
and went hunting. *We found him. *After, I put a bullet in his head; *We
brought the body back to my house. *After killing the remaining beer we
took a few pictures of burying him in an unmarked grave in my backyard.

I am afraid the pictures are just too much for those here, or American
citizens, to handle. *So, we decided, as a group, not to release the
pictures. * And, allowing the examination of the body, by others, is not
necessary -- you know you can trust me *:-)

No need to thank me ... I consider it just part of being a good
American! *As always, I will keep looking out for you and your best
interests -- TRUST ME! wolfish-grin

Regards,
JS

P.S. *It has been absolutely confirmed we got the right guy, as just to
be sure, we preformed a *DNA test in my garage. *See, any possible
questions/arguments/doubts are unnecessary ... go back to sleep knowing
you are in good hands!

Please, name of the beer?

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Billy beer?