Dear JS,

I don't have the energy to read your links, but I'd like to understand
the thinking of one of the lone birther holdouts. What exactly is
your theory?

A) Obama was born in the US but is not a citizen because his old man
wasn't a US citizen
B) Obama was not born in US (please provide your theory on your place
of birth, if you answer B)
C) Obama was born in Hawaii but his certificate is bogus so he has no
proof of citizenship and shouldn't be president
D) None of the above (please explain).