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furr no foolisness. Woikin mah bakyahd fince. An old rotten round creosoted wood post dat hassa bin der sinsa nineteen foty seben win mah house wuz bilt. Ahh got mah old tall three legged auto jack anna Ahh wropped ah peece uv chain ahround dat thar post annd Ahh wound dat handle round anna ahround. It took ahbouts an hour, bit dat diddy y diddyed da trick.