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It's official - our original proclaimer, Y-Man is permanently AWOL.
We got the news this past week that he has moved in with his loving
partner, Barney Frank and will never visit R.R.S. again.

Mr. Misek and the other members of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
received the news with a great deal of consternation. We must,
however, grieve the matter quickly and move on. Hundreds of millions
of shortwave listeners are depending on us.

Applications are now being taken for the post now vacated by Y-Man.
Applicants must be able to:
announce upcoming episodes of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
suggest appropriate snacks to be enjoyed by the listeners.
suggest possible topics that may be discussed, including ..

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

Qualified applicants please send resumes to:
.

No,Kevin, you may not apply for the job, due to the risk of insider
information and conflict of interest.

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On May 26, 2:06*pm, Arky Bob wrote:
It's official - our original proclaimer, Y-Man is permanently AWOL.
We got the news this past week that he has moved in with his loving
partner, Barney Frank and will never visit R.R.S. again.

Mr. Misek and the other members of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
received the news with a great deal of consternation. *We must,
however, grieve the matter quickly and move on. *Hundreds of millions
of shortwave listeners are depending on us.

Applications are now being taken for the post now vacated by Y-Man.
Applicants must be able to:
announce upcoming episodes of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
suggest appropriate snacks to be enjoyed by the listeners.
suggest possible topics that may be discussed, including ..

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

Qualified applicants please send resumes to:
.

No,Kevin, you may not apply for the job, due to the risk of insider
information and conflict of interest.

Sorry, but you are hereby ordered to cease and desist your attempt
to recruit a new Liberty Net proclaimer. My position as official
Liberty
Net proclaimer is PERMANENT; guaranteed and protected by my
membership in Proclaimer's Union Local 422. Just like any union
job, it's a sweet deal. Hell, I don't even need to show up for work!

Proclaimer needed for The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net; apply within ...
 

On Sat, 26 May 2012 15:07:50 -0700 (PDT), Somebody Somewhere
wrote:

On May 26, 2:06*pm, Arky Bob wrote:
It's official - our original proclaimer, Y-Man is permanently AWOL.
We got the news this past week that he has moved in with his loving
partner, Barney Frank and will never visit R.R.S. again.

Mr. Misek and the other members of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
received the news with a great deal of consternation. *We must,
however, grieve the matter quickly and move on. *Hundreds of millions
of shortwave listeners are depending on us.

Applications are now being taken for the post now vacated by Y-Man.
Applicants must be able to:
announce upcoming episodes of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net
suggest appropriate snacks to be enjoyed by the listeners.
suggest possible topics that may be discussed, including ..

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

Qualified applicants please send resumes to:
.

No,Kevin, you may not apply for the job, due to the risk of insider
information and conflict of interest.

Sorry, but you are hereby ordered to cease and desist your attempt
to recruit a new Liberty Net proclaimer. My position as official
Liberty
Net proclaimer is PERMANENT; guaranteed and protected by my
membership in Proclaimer's Union Local 422. Just like any union
job, it's a sweet deal. Hell, I don't even need to show up for work!

So grab a couple PBR's and proclaim......preferably 5 or 6...

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On May 26, 6:07*pm, Somebody Somewhere wrote:
My position as official Liberty Net proclaimer is PERMANENT; guaranteed and protected by my membership in Proclaimer's Union Local 422.

You ain't foolin' NOBODY Y-Man ... there ain't no such union.
Proclaimers were covered under the IBPM (International Brotherhood of
Pontiac Makers). Well you know how that worked out.

So yessss ... by popular demand of about 750 million shortwave
listeners worldwide we are taking resumes for Proclaimer of The Great
Liberty Nit-Wit-Net. Nobody wants to miss out on thought provoking
discussions of

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

But you've been letting them down for MONTHS now .. Shame, Y-Man.
Shame shame shame.

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On May 26, 7:07*pm, wrote:
So grab a couple PBR's and proclaim......preferably 5 or 6

An idea with plenty of merit. Hallicrafters_guy. PBR and salted
peanuts are definitely a worthy snack for getting one through a night
of discussions of

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

I suggest you submit your resume at once for consideration as
proclaimer of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net. For faster response,
send it to:

Proclaimer needed for The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net; apply within ...
 

On May 26, 7:07 pm, wrote:

So grab a couple PBR's and proclaim......preferably 5 or 6

An idea with plenty of merit. Hallicrafters_guy. A good PBR buzz anna
big bagga salted peanuts are definitely a great way for getting one
through a night of discussions of

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

I suggest you submit your resume at once for consideration as
proclaimer of The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net. For faster response,
send it to Chicken Fornicator at