Humans evolved from a prehistoric SHARK from 300m years ago.
 

I tell you what evolved, DD.

The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net.

300 million years ago they were on 3950 lsb talking about

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

And now they're on 3967 lsb talking about

Clinton's a crook
Bush is a crook
Gore is a crook
Biden's a crook
They're all crooks

Yep .. looks like The Great Liberty Nit-Wit-Net is the missing link in
the evolutionary process everybody's been talking about.