Before you start with the customary weekly drivel, tell me something.

Why did Chicken Fornicator leave The Great Liberty Nit-WIt-Net?

For all those years y'all was buds . . .

Then one day ... POOF ! ! !

He was gone.

Loose Orifice - we get it - sudden heart attack .. that explains that.

But Chicken Fornicator . . . Different story . . . .

So give it up ... what's the deal ? ? ?

Tens of millions of shortwave listeners wanna know ! ! !