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[email protected] February 10th 17 07:23 AM

Urgent Message: Need Advice
 
What kind of crackers should I get to put Limburger cheese on? Saltines, Club or Wheat thins?

If saltines, which brand? Keebler or Nabisco?

I will be drinking Old Style with my cheese and crackers.

Thank you for your assistance in this very important matter.

Nyssa[_2_] February 10th 17 03:07 PM

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wrote:

What kind of crackers should I get to put Limburger cheese
on? Saltines, Club or Wheat thins?

If saltines, which brand? Keebler or Nabisco?

I will be drinking Old Style with my cheese and crackers.

Thank you for your assistance in this very important
matter.


Nabisco Ritz or Keebler Club Crackers.

You're welcome.

Nyssa, who is glad asswideshut is halfway across the country
if he's eating Limbuger cheese


fred k. engels[_12_] February 10th 17 04:28 PM

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Go ask those ****-heads over at Enigma 2000
wrote in message
...
What kind of crackers should I get to put Limburger cheese on? Saltines,
Club or Wheat thins?

If saltines, which brand? Keebler or Nabisco?

I will be drinking Old Style with my cheese and crackers.

Thank you for your assistance in this very important matter.



DhiaDuit February 10th 17 05:07 PM

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On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 10:28:31 AM UTC-6, fred k. engels wrote:
Go ask those ****-heads over at Enigma 2000
wrote in message
...
What kind of crackers should I get to put Limburger cheese on? Saltines,
Club or Wheat thins?

If saltines, which brand? Keebler or Nabisco?

I will be drinking Old Style with my cheese and crackers.

Thank you for your assistance in this very important matter.


I likes Nabisco saltine crackers with cheese, or peanut butter. And Cornbread and Buttermilk.

[email protected] February 11th 17 05:07 AM

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On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 9:07:50 AM UTC-6, Nyssa wrote:

Nabisco Ritz or Keebler Club Crackers.

You're welcome.

Nyssa, who is glad asswideshut is halfway across the country
if he's eating Limbuger cheese


Ritz crackers are made in Mexico. I'll consume food made in the USA thank you.

Keebler Club Crackers are made with GMO products, so says the box they are in. I'll pass.

Gee whiz Nyssa I understand you are angry with me for not taking you to Pyongyang last year but do you really have to attempt poisoning me?

Thanks for nothing from halfway across the country!

DhiaDuit February 11th 17 05:17 AM

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On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 11:07:42 PM UTC-6, wrote:
On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 9:07:50 AM UTC-6, Nyssa wrote:

Nabisco Ritz or Keebler Club Crackers.

You're welcome.

Nyssa, who is glad asswideshut is halfway across the country
if he's eating Limbuger cheese


Ritz crackers are made in Mexico. I'll consume food made in the USA thank you.

Keebler Club Crackers are made with GMO products, so says the box they are in. I'll pass.

Gee whiz Nyssa I understand you are angry with me for not taking you to Pyongyang last year but do you really have to attempt poisoning me?

Thanks for nothing from halfway across the country!


Are there any social clubs in Pyongyang?

[email protected] February 11th 17 05:47 AM

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On Saturday, February 11, 2017 at 12:17:06 AM UTC-5, DhiaDuit wrote:
On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 11:07:42 PM UTC-6, wrote:
On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 9:07:50 AM UTC-6, Nyssa wrote:

Nabisco Ritz or Keebler Club Crackers.

You're welcome.

Nyssa, who is glad asswideshut is halfway across the country
if he's eating Limbuger cheese


Ritz crackers are made in Mexico. I'll consume food made in the USA thank you.

Keebler Club Crackers are made with GMO products, so says the box they are in. I'll pass.

Gee whiz Nyssa I understand you are angry with me for not taking you to Pyongyang last year but do you really have to attempt poisoning me?

Thanks for nothing from halfway across the country!


Are there any social clubs in Pyongyang?

Taedoggang Diplomatic Club.

BDK[_7_] February 11th 17 02:43 PM

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In article ,
says...

On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 9:07:50 AM UTC-6, Nyssa wrote:

Nabisco Ritz or Keebler Club Crackers.

You're welcome.

Nyssa, who is glad asswideshut is halfway across the country
if he's eating Limbuger cheese


Ritz crackers are made in Mexico. I'll consume food made in the USA thank you.



Some are made in other countries, but most sold here aren't. It's on the
box.

Keebler Club Crackers are made with GMO products, so says the box they are in. I'll pass.


Wuss.


Gee whiz Nyssa I understand you are angry with me for not taking you to Pyongyang last year but do you really have to attempt poisoning me?

Thanks for nothing from halfway across the country!




--
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Remote Viewing. Level 7 expert in kOOkStudies.
Former FEMA camp activities director. Head Strategic Writer. Former
Black Helicopter color consultant.

Nyssa[_2_] February 11th 17 03:33 PM

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wrote:

On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 9:07:50 AM UTC-6, Nyssa
wrote:

Nabisco Ritz or Keebler Club Crackers.

You're welcome.

Nyssa, who is glad asswideshut is halfway across the
country if he's eating Limbuger cheese


Ritz crackers are made in Mexico. I'll consume food made
in the USA thank you.

Keebler Club Crackers are made with GMO products, so
says the box they are in. I'll pass.

Gee whiz Nyssa I understand you are angry with me for
not taking you to Pyongyang last year but do you really
have to attempt poisoning me?

Thanks for nothing from halfway across the country!


I just checked the box of Ritz on my kitchen counter and
no mention of Mexico anywhere, only NJ. If they are made
below the border and it isn't marked on the box, we've
got the grounds for a class action suit.

As for the Club crackers, I haven't bought any in years,
so if they've shifted to GMO crap, I will continue not
buying them.

Unless there's a two-fer sale or other deep discount,
I'll buy the store brand of whatever type of cracker
anyway. As long as it isn't made in Mexico or China
or other unsavory countries with questionable sanitary
safeguards for food production.

You're already poisoning yourself with that wretched
Limberger anyway, so the crackers' pedigree hardly matters.

Nyssa, who has already been to Panmunjom so Pyongyang isn't
of much interest as a future destination


DhiaDuit February 11th 17 04:33 PM

Urgent Message: Need Advice
 
On Saturday, February 11, 2017 at 9:34:33 AM UTC-6, Nyssa wrote:
wrote:

On Friday, February 10, 2017 at 9:07:50 AM UTC-6, Nyssa
wrote:

Nabisco Ritz or Keebler Club Crackers.

You're welcome.

Nyssa, who is glad asswideshut is halfway across the
country if he's eating Limbuger cheese


Ritz crackers are made in Mexico. I'll consume food made
in the USA thank you.

Keebler Club Crackers are made with GMO products, so
says the box they are in. I'll pass.

Gee whiz Nyssa I understand you are angry with me for
not taking you to Pyongyang last year but do you really
have to attempt poisoning me?

Thanks for nothing from halfway across the country!


I just checked the box of Ritz on my kitchen counter and
no mention of Mexico anywhere, only NJ. If they are made
below the border and it isn't marked on the box, we've
got the grounds for a class action suit.

As for the Club crackers, I haven't bought any in years,
so if they've shifted to GMO crap, I will continue not
buying them.

Unless there's a two-fer sale or other deep discount,
I'll buy the store brand of whatever type of cracker
anyway. As long as it isn't made in Mexico or China
or other unsavory countries with questionable sanitary
safeguards for food production.

You're already poisoning yourself with that wretched
Limberger anyway, so the crackers' pedigree hardly matters.

Nyssa, who has already been to Panmunjom so Pyongyang isn't
of much interest as a future destination


Yo Mama Jokes. You Mama so thin she eats Wheat Thins....


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