On goat wagon repair
 

I AM AN EXPERT IN GOAT WAGON REPAIR

IN OTHER WORDS, I CAN FIX ANY GOAT WAGON

THERE ARE ALSO CERTAIN MODIFICATIONS TO THEM THAT I CAN PERFORM

THE MOST POPULAR ONE IS THE DOUBLE INLINE HARNESS

GOAT GOES IN FRONT, DRIVER GOES DIRECTLY BEHIND GOAT

AND WHEN I SAY DIRECTLY I MEAN DIRECTLY

AND WHEN I SAY BEHIND I MEAN NO PANTS AND SEXING THAT HONEY RIGHT UP

CALL ME FOR MORE DETAILS

I'M IN THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER GOAT****ERS (OCCASIONALLY ANONYMOUS)