MY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1) **** THE GOAT

2) GET $15 BY BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUKKAKE SESSION

3) **** THE GOAT AGAIN

4) SOMEHOW USE THE $15 TO HAVE THE MALLET AND IMPACTED LATUDA REMOVED
FROM MY ASSHOLE

5) GOAT****INGS

6) BEAT OFF TO TWILIGHT

7) GO OFF MY MEDS AGAIN

8) INVENT A NEW METHOD OF CONVERTING ORAL MEDICATION TO SUPPOSITORY
FORM (POSSIBLY HYDROPNEUMATIC)

9) IF THERE'S TIME LEFT OVER, **** THE GOAT

10) GO TO CHURCH