I. P. Yurin wrote in message . ..

"I. P. Yurin" wrote in message
.. .

Communism makes mankind fully human. Good sex is part of being human.
Therefore, we will have better orgasms here! Even if the capitalists
sell us the ropes, blindfolds, and handcuffs.

ROTFL! Thanks for the laffs... I needed that one on a typical Monday in
capitalist America...

Jackie
still chuckling


You got the reference to Comrade Lenin's famous line then? Good! I
appreciate educated readers.

A note of commendation is being added to your file, comrade.

Looks like the kiddies out of school are still acting like idiots.

Killfilled.

Public bragging about one's killfile is inevitably just an attempt to
compensate for a small or broken pecker.

At the Commissariat we are all saddened to hear about your penis. We
will add that unfortunate information to your file. It will make it
easier for us to compromise your wife, should we ever need to do that.


--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)