Profit Stair, the "young black tailmeister" himself
is on LIVE and takin phone calls on 9.475

Here's yer chance to call and "interact" with the
Last Day's Profit !

"Spongeboy Bucketmouth" wrote in message
...
Profit Stair, the "young black tailmeister" himself
is on LIVE and takin phone calls on 9.475

Here's yer chance to call and "interact" with the
Last Day's Profit !

I don't mean to be funny, but is that the way you Americans spell
"prophet"?

--
Simon Mason
Anlaby
East Yorkshire.
53°44'N 0°26'W
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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I don't mean to be funny, but is that the way you Americans spell
"prophet"?

--
Simon Mason
Anlaby
East Yorkshire.
53°44'N 0°26'W
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

.

Brother Stair excels at two things, making false doomsday predictions and
taking in money from people who believe them.

Prophet and profit are spelled the same here, and have the same meanings.

Frank Dresser

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...


Thanks Frank, here "profit" only means making money, which is appropriate
for B.S. (another pun!). He used to boom in over this side of the pond via
the Julich TX in Germany.
Simon



Brother Stair got a call-in from England a few weeks ago. The caller
claimed the weather in his part of England has been strange lately. He
wondered if the strange weather could have anything to do with Planet X.

Brother Stair was silent for a few moments, then went to the next caller.

Love that English sense of humo(u)r.

Frank Dresser

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...


Thanks Frank, here "profit" only means making money, which is appropriate
for B.S. (another pun!). He used to boom in over this side of the pond via
the Julich TX in Germany.
Simon



Brother Stair got a call-in from England a few weeks ago. The caller
claimed the weather in his part of England has been strange lately. He
wondered if the strange weather could have anything to do with Planet X.

Brother Stair was silent for a few moments, then went to the next caller.

Love that English sense of humo(u)r.

Frank Dresser


Is Stair on live at scheduled times/days? I almost never seem to catch
him live. The impression I've gotten was that he goes live whenever
the whim strikes him.


--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)

"I. P. Yurin" wrote in message
.. .

Is Stair on live at scheduled times/days? I almost never seem to catch
him live. The impression I've gotten was that he goes live whenever
the whim strikes him.


--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)


I think there's a loose sort of schedule, but I don't take notes or
anything, so I can't be sure. I think Brother Stair's people always have a
tape on hand in case he's not available that day.

Do you have even a rough guess of when he goes live? I wanna -- I
mean, the Commissariat needs to tape some of his teaching before the
Lord calls him home. I -- no, no, WE can't even locate a "loose"
schedule.



A few days ago, they played a fine old tape of a younger, full voiced, even
stentorian Brother Stair. From around 87, I'd guess. This was after the
revelations that the Reagans had astrologers as advisors. "Stargazers!!" as
the Last Day Prophet bellowed. He also explained why a couple of other
preachers had died, presumably before thier time. They were taken by the
Almighty because they were preaching false doctrine. Imagine that!

Frank Dresser


I have heard some of those old, powerful-voice Bro. Stair tapes. They
are shocking to one who has only heard him for the last 3 or 4 years.
But almost by definition, nothing old that they play will be
interesting (as interesting rants will appear stupid in retrospect). I
-- I mean the People's Security Service wishes to make a CD of Bro.
Stair mp3's. To do that, I need to record him live many times and then
cull the real prizes from the rest.

Comrade Stalin is the Father of all the Nations!

--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)

"I. P. Yurin" wrote in message
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Do you have even a rough guess of when he goes live? I wanna -- I
mean, the Commissariat needs to tape some of his teaching before the
Lord calls him home. I -- no, no, WE can't even locate a "loose"
schedule.


Our own Brother Lloyd posted this a few years ago:

"1-843-538-2242 IS the number you need to call TODAY!"

"Everyday, M-F Prophet Stair will man the phone from 2-3 EDT and You need
to let Stair know what you think of him."

This is from:

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Ev...phone&hl=en&lr
=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=WjBm5.7882%24Cg1.44987%40news3.atl&rnum=1


Although the daily call in show is gone, afternoons in Walterboro time
(Eastern) still seem to be the best bet. This matches both the original
poster's and my expirence. Early in the week might also be more
likely.

I have heard some of those old, powerful-voice Bro. Stair tapes. They
are shocking to one who has only heard him for the last 3 or 4 years.
But almost by definition, nothing old that they play will be
interesting (as interesting rants will appear stupid in retrospect). I
-- I mean the People's Security Service wishes to make a CD of Bro.
Stair mp3's. To do that, I need to record him live many times and then
cull the real prizes from the rest.

Comrade Stalin is the Father of all the Nations!

--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)


Brother Stair now has a reply for the strange weather -- Planet X
query. He went into a long list of this year's European hot spells
and said "How do you know it isn't Planet X? How do you know?"

Disconformation might be found in the eyepiece of the Prophet's
telescope. Let's hope he gets it back from the pawnshop after
his legal difficulties are over.

Frank Dresser