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Frank White January 31st 04 03:30 PM

In article et,
says...

I cut my finger real bad this morning while folding my new aluminum
reflector hat.

Burr
Space Cadet!

Got to go to work, my "ship" awaits me.


Woo, sorry to hear about your injury! Hope it heals well.

THANK you for not talking about how good the weather is
where you are. As the rest of us freeze/drown in torrential
downpour/have to worry about being blown to Oz (the
fictional place, not Australia), that was a BIT distressing.

^_^

FW


Frank White January 31st 04 03:46 PM

In article . net,
says...

IF, You keep the shiny side out it blokes real well. If you have shiny
side in the it keeps you sending to the ether and lets the thingys get
in (Not Good)!


Ah! But you can use that to your advantage! Put on your
cap, find something on TV that REALLY nauseates you, like
Donald Trump's 'Apprentice' or the Democratic debates, and
settle down to watch! The waves of disgust and outrage
broadcasting from your brain will make all the mind-reading
snoops out there shut down or risk bazooka barfing in
reaction! At which point, you win...

FW


RHF January 31st 04 09:31 PM

= = = (Diverd4777)
= = = wrote in message ...
I have read in Raymond Chandler & Ross Mcdonald books
that haviing a dog lick a would

is just as good as triple Antibiotic ointment...

Dan



DiverD,

! IF YOU ARE A DOG !

Everytime someone mentions a Dog Licking Anything.

I always start laughing.

Because, I always visualize a Dog Licking Its ASS and them the
Dog Owner Telling the Dog to Come Here and Give Mommy or Daddy
a Kiss. And the Dog coming over and Licking Its Owner on their
Face (Lips & Nose) while the Owner Puckers Up: kiss, Kiss. KISS !

jftfoi ~ RHF
..
..

- In article . net, Burr
writes:


As for "biohazard Protocols" I had the dog lick it.

Burr
one 66 street.


..

RHF January 31st 04 11:08 PM

BURR,

Your New Aluminum Reflector Hat; or a Tin Hat or even Aluminum
Foil or Tin Foil Home Made Beanie are simply inferior products.
These can't really 'get-the-job-done' in Today's High RFI and
EMF Signal Environment; coupled with OSH requirements for proper
ESD protocols.
Remember: It's the Governments Job to 'protect' You from Your-Self.

I would think that such a Learned Radio Enthusiast that has
Advanced Electro- Mechanical Knowledge beyond the common ordinary
natural being. Would be using an 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' to:

Near Field Mode: "Tune-In-the-Truth"
(What Ever It May Be)

- - - A-n-D - - -

Far Field Mode: "Tune-Out-the-Absurd"
(I Don't Know What You Call It... But I Know It - When I Hear It !)


One-Moment-Please:
Time to Check and Adjust my 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'
( AHaaa... Now I Am Safe :o)
NOTE: With the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' I have been able to Cut My
MEDs in Half: But they still won't let me use sharp objects yet ;-{


So Say I ~ RHF
The Inventor of the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' .
..
..
= = = Burr
= = = wrote in message link.net...
IF, You keep the shiny side out it blokes real well. If you have shiny
side in the it keeps you sending to the ether and lets the thingys get
in (Not Good)!

As for "biohazard Protocols" I had the dog lick it.

Burr
one 66 street.

Maximus wrote:
How's the propogation under that tin hat S. Hope you used appropriate
biohazard protocls S.
New Page 1
"Burr" wrote in message
nk.net...

I cut my finger real bad this morning while folding my new aluminum
reflector hat.

Burr
Space Cadet!

Got to go to work, my "ship" awaits me.



..

Burr January 31st 04 11:10 PM

Two fags are walking down the street and they see this dog licking its
self, I mean just all over its private parts and one fag turns to the
other say. Oh God I wish I could do that, the other fag says well, go
ahead but take care the dog don't bite.

RHF wrote:

= = = (Diverd4777)
= = = wrote in message ...

I have read in Raymond Chandler & Ross Mcdonald books
that haviing a dog lick a would

is just as good as triple Antibiotic ointment...

Dan




DiverD,

! IF YOU ARE A DOG !

Everytime someone mentions a Dog Licking Anything.

I always start laughing.

Because, I always visualize a Dog Licking Its ASS and them the
Dog Owner Telling the Dog to Come Here and Give Mommy or Daddy
a Kiss. And the Dog coming over and Licking Its Owner on their
Face (Lips & Nose) while the Owner Puckers Up: kiss, Kiss. KISS !

jftfoi ~ RHF
.
.

- In article . net, Burr
writes:


As for "biohazard Protocols" I had the dog lick it.

Burr
one 66 street.


.



Burr January 31st 04 11:40 PM

Dear RHF,
Thank you so very much for your kind works and I also appreciate your
great wealth of knowledge.
This new "Inverted "CK" Antenna" of your sounds great may be able to
play a big part in the future plans of the great "Desert Mobil Project"
that I am secretly working on with at the CBDLBRC. (go ahead and ask).
Could you please explain a little about this "Inverted "CK" Antenna"
and what to expect with it???

Sincerely,
Burr FC,RNJ & MO

RHF wrote:

BURR,

Your New Aluminum Reflector Hat; or a Tin Hat or even Aluminum
Foil or Tin Foil Home Made Beanie are simply inferior products.
These can't really 'get-the-job-done' in Today's High RFI and
EMF Signal Environment; coupled with OSH requirements for proper
ESD protocols.
Remember: It's the Governments Job to 'protect' You from Your-Self.

I would think that such a Learned Radio Enthusiast that has
Advanced Electro- Mechanical Knowledge beyond the common ordinary
natural being. Would be using an 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' to:

Near Field Mode: "Tune-In-the-Truth"
(What Ever It May Be)

- - - A-n-D - - -

Far Field Mode: "Tune-Out-the-Absurd"
(I Don't Know What You Call It... But I Know It - When I Hear It !)


One-Moment-Please:
Time to Check and Adjust my 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'
( AHaaa... Now I Am Safe :o)
NOTE: With the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' I have been able to Cut My
MEDs in Half: But they still won't let me use sharp objects yet ;-{


So Say I ~ RHF
The Inventor of the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' .
.
.
= = = Burr
= = = wrote in message link.net...

IF, You keep the shiny side out it blokes real well. If you have shiny
side in the it keeps you sending to the ether and lets the thingys get
in (Not Good)!

As for "biohazard Protocols" I had the dog lick it.

Burr
one 66 street.

Maximus wrote:

How's the propogation under that tin hat S. Hope you used appropriate
biohazard protocls S.
New Page 1
"Burr" wrote in message
hlink.net...


I cut my finger real bad this morning while folding my new aluminum
reflector hat.

Burr
Space Cadet!

Got to go to work, my "ship" awaits me.


.



Diverd4777 February 1st 04 01:22 AM

OK..
about " Let the dog lick it.."

- So Maybe I flunked First Aid..

And , as for CPR I said that maybe he was a Sinner & deserved to Die, and that
I won'd Do Shyte for the bugger..

And for Drugs, I Started talking about the Natural healing Powers of Common
herbs;
along with a healthy dose of Biker Speed & a Slug of Johnny Walker Red

I
WAS
JUST
JOKING ! ! ! !
;-)

( Very big on Intervention "from Are You Allright? " to " I'm Calling 911 &
You Duke it out with them ")

One guy on a SCUBA news group said
he'd gone to the Gym, and felt real faint, and weaker & weaker driving home,
and had passed out in the middle of his living room floor.
and he'd been diving about a month before...
Could it be DCS..??

I traced down his tel # left a msg on his machine, & told him to call 911 ASAP

- He & his wife called me back said thanks.!. doctor said to come right over..

Going to take a SCUBA " Field Evaluation" Course this summer..
( & No Dogs Allowed.. ! )

Dan



In article ,
(RHF) writes:


is just as good as triple Antibiotic ointment...

Dan



DiverD,

! IF YOU ARE A DOG !

Everytime someone mentions a Dog Licking Anything.

I always start laughing.

Because, I always visualize a Dog Licking Its ASS and them the
Dog Owner Telling the Dog to Come Here and Give Mommy or Daddy
a Kiss. And the Dog coming over and Licking Its Owner on their
Face (Lips & Nose) while the Owner Puckers Up: kiss, Kiss. KISS !

jftfoi ~ RHF
.





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