Humor is good...
 

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Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the
Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably
both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't
allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted
them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has
since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites:
2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess
Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant
battle-robot.


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Illigitimus non-tatum carborundum
(Don't let the *******s wear you down.)