(OT) DNC Convention Program
 

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

Brenda Ann Dyer wrote:
Meanwhile, at the RNC:

OFFICIAL 2004 RNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag waving ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-Constitution rally no. 1.
6:40pm - John Ashcroft proposes repeal of the 1st, 4th, 5th and 8th
Amendments.

You forgot outsourcing techniques 101, religious fundamentalism 205,
pseudo-science I & II and "How to recognize WMDs for Dummies".

--
Brian Denley
http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html

"Brian Denley" wrote in message
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Brenda Ann Dyer wrote:
Meanwhile, at the RNC:

OFFICIAL 2004 RNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag waving ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-Constitution rally no. 1.
6:40pm - John Ashcroft proposes repeal of the 1st, 4th, 5th and 8th
Amendments.

You forgot outsourcing techniques 101, religious fundamentalism 205,
pseudo-science I & II and "How to recognize WMDs for Dummies".


I bow to your superior writing skills... ;)

"Dan" wrote in message
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Dan (in an "I don't give a ****" mood tonight)

*ROTFL!* My sympathies exactly (even when I'm not in an "I don't give a
****" mood)

Jackie

"N8KDV" wrote in message
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| OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
|
| 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
| 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
| 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
| 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
| 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
| 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t toast
| 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
| 7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
| 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
| 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
| 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
|
| 9:30pm - * Intermission *
|
| 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
| 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
| 10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
| 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
| 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
| 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
| 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
| 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
| 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
| pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.
| 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

So the rumor that they will be passing out
Pampers and baby bottles isn't true?

Dang.

73,

--
Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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"Dan" wrote:
| Republicans, Democrats. What's the difference? They are all a
| bunch of preening, primping, power-crazy rich/pretty boys who wouldn't
| know an honest day's work if it slapped them upside the head. They
| all start out as lawyers, ferchrissake. That should tell you all you
| need to know.
|
| **** 'em all.
|
| Dan (in an "I don't give a ****" mood tonight)

Someone send the Commisariat to this guy's house.
His thinking is dangerous.

(wink wink, nervous chuckle)

73,

Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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N8KDV wrote

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.


Too bad he passed out - I was hoping he'd offer Kerry a ride home that night.

"Stephen M.H. Lawrence" wrote in message
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"N8KDV" wrote in message
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| OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
|
| 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
| 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
| 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
| 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
| 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
| 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t toast
| 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
| 7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
| 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
| 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
| 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
|
| 9:30pm - * Intermission *
|
| 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
| 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
| 10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
| 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
| 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
| 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
| 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
| 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
| 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
| pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.
| 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

So the rumor that they will be passing out
Pampers and baby bottles isn't true?


No, but I do hear that Ted Kennedy has offered to drive the ladies home.

-- Stinger

"CRUSH THE LEFT" wrote in message
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wrote:


OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM



- - - snip - - -


Wait, you forgot the late term "choice" marathon, where abortion "doctors"
compete to kill the most 9-month old "fetuses" in 15 minutes. Judged by a
panel
of local lesbians, extra points are awarded if brains gush out.


Ah, but that procedure (D&C) "doesn't exist" don't ya know?

(anti-abortion, and proud of it)

"Stinger" wrote:
| No, but I do hear that Ted Kennedy has offered to drive the ladies home.
|
| -- Stinger

Outstanding! I wonder if he's ever toured the Museum of
Science and Industry in Chicago - I imagine he hasn't, because
that WWII submarine would, understandably, make him quite
nervous.

Great drinking pal - but not the ideal date, if you know what I mean.

Sean Hannity is calling him Ted "hiccup" Kennedy!

73,

Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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"CRUSH THE LEFT" wrote:
| OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
| Wait, you forgot the late term "choice" marathon, where abortion "doctors"
| compete to kill the most 9-month old "fetuses" in 15 minutes. Judged by a
panel
| of local lesbians, extra points are awarded if brains gush out.

Triple points if the child is of white, Christian parentage.

I'm reading "War on the Weak," and some of the things
coming out of Mizz Sanger's mouth were truly Nazi-rific.
I wonder how many folks know?

73,

Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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From: N8KDV

The only thing 'orinal' about yourself is that you are a liar and a
fabricator!

Now, that's the level of originality and intellect we've come to expect from
you, Steve!

I knew you couldn't have done it.


Michael Bryant, WA4009SWL
Louisville, KY
R75, S800, RX320, SW77, ICF2010K,
DX398, 7600G, 6800W, RF2200, 7600A
GE SRll, Pro-2006, Pro-2010, Pro-76
(remove "nojunk" to reply)

Michael 'I lied about a PhD' Bryant wrote:

From: N8KDV

The only thing 'orinal' about yourself is that you are a liar and a
fabricator!

Now, that's the level of originality and intellect we've come to expect from
you, Steve!

I knew you couldn't have done it.

Most folks knew you couldn't get that PhD... and you didn't!

But you sure could lie about it.

From: N8KDV

She? You talking about your wife, daughter, blow-up doll, or your goat?


Clearest case of projection anyone's ever seen!


Michael Bryant, WA4009SWL
Louisville, KY
R75, S800, RX320, SW77, ICF2010K,
DX398, 7600G, 6800W, RF2200, 7600A
GE SRll, Pro-2006, Pro-2010, Pro-76
(remove "nojunk" to reply)

Michael 'I lied about a PhD' Bryant wrote:

From: N8KDV

She? You talking about your wife, daughter, blow-up doll, or your goat?


Clearest case of projection anyone's ever seen!

Yeah right! You never read your own posts do you?

= = = "Brenda Ann Dyer" wrote in message
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"CRUSH THE LEFT" wrote in message
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wrote:


OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM



- - - snip - - -


Wait, you forgot the late term "choice" marathon, where abortion "doctors"
compete to kill the most 9-month old "fetuses" in 15 minutes. Judged by a
panel
of local lesbians, extra points are awarded if brains gush out.


Ah, but that procedure (D&C) "doesn't exist" don't ya know?

(anti-abortion, and proud of it)

BAD,

Yes... No... Maybe So ? ? ?

Dilation and Curettage "D&C"

Source the National Library of Medicine
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/t...og059101.html-
U.S. National Library of Medicine
- National Institutes of Health
- Department of Health & Human Services

HOW TO: Perform the Dilation & Curettage Surgical Procedure
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/3/22/20565/6275
Therapeutic Abortions under an Oppressive Regime

Dilation and Curettage "D&C" Reading List:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilation_and_curettage
http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/surgery/a/d_and_c.htm
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_ad.../curettage.htm
http://www.ecureme.com/especial/obgy..._Curettage.asp
http://www.paternityangel.com/Articl...EarlyLoss7.htm

Just the Facts ~ RHF

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