Steve's Top 10 Quotes for the Week - Vol 1
 

Drum roll please......


10. I get the impression that you **** yourself everyday.

9. No, but you're probably whacking off just thinking about me,

8. Yep, typical German, still wanting to kill people.

7. Get back to me sometime when you've got your **** in the properly
sized sack.

6. I've got the feeling that he spends a lot of time 'loving
himself', if you know what I mean.

5. And no, Canadians are anything but heroic, they're mostly wimps
like you who fantasize about guys walking around in womens underwear.

4. Sorry, yo Grandpa was a member of the NAZI Party, and yo Momma was
a member of the Hitler Youth.

3. Death to lying academics is what I say! Long live the jihad to
purge our educational institutions of lying scum!

2. Really? And just what kind of crystal ball did your NAZI handlers
give you that would show that I've never had any relationships with
women?


And the NUMBER 1 quote of the week..........................

1. You ain't got a clue! Now go look in the mirror, I think your tin
foil hat is just a wee bit askew.



***BONUS Party Quote - use this with your friends***

You got's to be a really messed up piece of ****, boy.

William 'Am I really Michael Bryant?, Somedays I wonder' Everhart 1 wrote:

Drum roll please......

10. I get the impression that you **** yourself everyday.

9. No, but you're probably whacking off just thinking about me,

8. Yep, typical German, still wanting to kill people.

7. Get back to me sometime when you've got your **** in the properly
sized sack.

6. I've got the feeling that he spends a lot of time 'loving
himself', if you know what I mean.

5. And no, Canadians are anything but heroic, they're mostly wimps
like you who fantasize about guys walking around in womens underwear.

4. Sorry, yo Grandpa was a member of the NAZI Party, and yo Momma was
a member of the Hitler Youth.

3. Death to lying academics is what I say! Long live the jihad to
purge our educational institutions of lying scum!

2. Really? And just what kind of crystal ball did your NAZI handlers
give you that would show that I've never had any relationships with
women?

And the NUMBER 1 quote of the week..........................

1. You ain't got a clue! Now go look in the mirror, I think your tin
foil hat is just a wee bit askew.

***BONUS Party Quote - use this with your friends***

You got's to be a really messed up piece of ****, boy.

And some folks claim I have to much time on my hands...

LOL

On Fri, 14 May 2004 14:38:07 -0400, N8KDV
wrote:


William 'Am I really Michael Bryant?, Somedays I wonder' Everhart 1 wrote:


That is some funny **** Steve. I look forward to your intro's almost
as much as I do your text. Keep up the good work.

the Crisco line should be #1
Drifter...

Drifter wrote:

the Crisco line should be #1
Drifter...


You mean a 'rendering plant' isn't a vegetable?




mike

Drifter wrote:

the Crisco line should be #1
Drifter...

I thought it was pretty good too!

Deleted as nothing too with radio and extremely repulsive, why can't people
love each other, or at least be polite...please.

Mike Terry wrote:

Deleted as nothing too with radio and extremely repulsive, why can't people
love each other, or at least be polite...please.

The pubs have obviously opened...

"N8KDV" wrote in message
...


Mike Terry wrote:

Deleted as nothing too with radio and extremely repulsive, why can't
people
love each other, or at least be polite...please.

The pubs have obviously opened...


Just overly sensitive. The poor fella! :)

In article ,
N8KDV wrote:

Mike Terry wrote:

Deleted as nothing too with radio and extremely repulsive, why
can't people love each other, or at least be polite...please.

The pubs have obviously opened...

Somebody that complains about others being off topic all the time and
just posts articles you can read elsewhere is not getting enough love!
Have another pint Mike and don't cry in it.

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Telamon
Ventura, California