Letterman Top Ten about RS
 

Top Ten Signs Your Radio Shack Manager Has Gone Nuts
by David Letterman

10. Quotes you a price of "$19.95 or 3 kisses"
9. Has named every AC adaptor in the store "Curtis"
8. He actually enjoys those annoying Teri Hatcher/Howie Long commercials
7. Explains to customers "FM" stands for "Fred MacMurray"
6. He's got a surge protector in his pants
5. All answering machines come pre-recorded with several minutes of him
coughing
4. He greets you by asking, "Would you like to see a menu?"
3. Breathlessly asks older gentlemen, "Are you Thomas Edison?"
2. Insists on using Osama bin Laden in his newspaper ads
1. Swallowing double-A batteries like they were Tums

First Aired: December 19, 2001