OT Kerry's boats have nothing on this!
 

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mike

"Telamon" wrote in message


We interrupt this OT thread to report that Michael Bryant's very large
bag of Cheeto's fell off the shelf in the pantry and hit the floor. The
result was felt all over the state of Kentucky.

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Telamon
Ventura, California


No! What really happened was was MB got hooked up with some killer Panama
Red from his good buddy Fidel C. The big "C" as the call him in tight
circles. Anyway! After smoking several bombers Bryant got the munchies and
ingested the pallet load of complimentary Cheeto's Steve dropped off the
other day ( 1200lbs worth!!!) and his ass hole finally gave way. Now you
know the rest of the story!

B.H.