President George Bush Assasinated
 

Early this morning two CNN Journalists discovered the CCTV footage
that will shock the world. At 3.29am President George Bush was shot
dead by an Islamic Militant suspected of working for Al-Qaida. As yet
to be released to the nation due to the governments concerns over
national Security, CNN has decided to inform the public of this
terrible event. A short CCTV clip as evidence

IF that's true (which I very much dooubt it is), then that means that
Cheney is now president.

you must be very proud of yourself.