A real debate, finally
 

Undecided voters, what these debates are all about, finally had clear
choices presented to them tonight. It was a well scripted, well planned and
well executed forum, and there should be little doubt what each man stands
for, and what their records are. At this rate, if Ohio, Pennsylvania and New
Jersey are really swing states, President Bush's chance for re-election look
very good.

You have to hear this on the radio to really appreciate it.
It plays everywhere except Air Un-America.

Every mornin' on the Hill you could see him arrive
Standing six-foot-four, weighing one-twenty-five
Kinda' scrawny at the shoulders and lacking a spine
And when he spoke at all, it was mainly to whine
Big John, Big John, Big Bad John

Nobody seems to know what's in John's soul
His 'beliefs' are based on the latest poll
'Though he'll say what it takes to get your votes
It's the leftist agenda that he really promotes -
Big John.

Some one said he came from Boston town
Where he joined the Navy and gained renown
'Earning' three purple hearts and one bronze star
The home folks said, "This boy will go far"
Big John, Big John, Big Bad John, Big John

Then came a day back in '71
When he renounced all the medals that he had won
Then turned against his country and his Navy friends
And sold them out for his own selfish ends?
Big John

He appeared before Congress and on left-wing shows
Giving aid and comfort to America's foes
It was clear to see whose side he was on
Some say he helped cause the fall of Saigon -
Big John, Big John, Big John, Big Bad John , Big John

He claims to be for the working poor
Yet he owns 5 mansions from shore to shore
He never had to work a day in his life
'cause he learned it helps to have a wealthy wife! -
Big John

Now he wants to be our next President
and Commander-in-chief of those he resents:
The American soldiers who fight and die
To give him the freedom to tell us his lies
Big John, Big John, Big Bad John, Big John

Thousands have sacrificed their young lives
To help ensure that our nation survives
A vote for Kerry is a slap in the face
To all the brave soldiers that he's disgraced.

FADE (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John

YAWN
SNIP