(OT) M. Terry, J.DXER & assorted humorless liberals - DO NOTREAD THIS!!! **OFF-TOPIC**
 

-=jd=- wrote:
Had this sent to me - author unknown...

The Official 2004 DNC Nursery-Rhyme

Nursery rhymes? I think a prayer is more in order.

With apologies to "A Child's Prayer"



==================================
An Arabian Child's Prayer


Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the lord my soul to keep.

If I should be liberated by the Americans

before I wake,

I pray the lord my soul to take.


©
====================================





mike II

-=jd=- wrote:
On Thu 18 Nov 2004 07:56:56p, m II
wrote in message news:sxbnd.70$l65.55@clgrps13:


-=jd=- wrote:

Had this sent to me - author unknown...

The Official 2004 DNC Nursery-Rhyme

Nursery rhymes? I think a prayer is more in order.

With apologies to "A Child's Prayer"



==================================
An Arabian Child's Prayer


Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the lord my soul to keep.

If I should be liberated by the Americans

before I wake,

I pray the lord my soul to take.


©
====================================



I hate to kibbutz, but shouldn't that be "Allah"?

-=jd=-


What does a communist Jewish settlement have to do with it?

There SHOULD have been a capital 'L' in Lord, though. Damn.




mike

-=jd=- wrote:
Had this sent to me - author unknown...

The Official 2004 DNC Nursery-Rhyme

Kerry, Kerry, quite Contrary,
How did Ohio go?
You made the push, to beat George Bush,
But overlooked Carl Rove!
You padded the vote, with even a goat,
And lawyers ready to rally!
But try as you may, on that given day,
Fell short on the ultimate tally!!
With CBS Dan, you made your stand,
And labeled the Dubya a liar!
The "Elitist" beamed as "Fahrenheit" screened,
And Teddy belched deep from the mire!!
The Media said, that you were ahead,
And winning by you, a "cinch"!
They just couldn't wait, to end the debate,
And Crown you and the "pickle-wench"!!
But from the waters of Nam, and praise of the "Cong",
Your past had the stench of a "paddy"!
After all's said and done, about who's Number One!
GW is still yo' Daddy!!!!ÿ

Ha!


Well, we have an off topic thread here already, so I thought I'd just
use it instead of enraging the masses with a new thread. I *do* care,
you know...



Speaking of poll fraud, here's this gem.

http://memes.org/modules.php?op=modl...rder=0&thold=0

http://snipurl.com/aqrg



Note that poll inspectors weren't allowed in to Ohio Polling stations.

"m II" wrote in message
news:e%cnd.780$l65.264@clgrps13...
-=jd=- wrote:
Had this sent to me - author unknown...

The Official 2004 DNC Nursery-Rhyme

Kerry, Kerry, quite Contrary,
How did Ohio go?
You made the push, to beat George Bush,
But overlooked Carl Rove!
You padded the vote, with even a goat,
And lawyers ready to rally!
But try as you may, on that given day,
Fell short on the ultimate tally!!
With CBS Dan, you made your stand,
And labeled the Dubya a liar!
The "Elitist" beamed as "Fahrenheit" screened,
And Teddy belched deep from the mire!!
The Media said, that you were ahead,
And winning by you, a "cinch"!
They just couldn't wait, to end the debate,
And Crown you and the "pickle-wench"!!
But from the waters of Nam, and praise of the "Cong",
Your past had the stench of a "paddy"!
After all's said and done, about who's Number One!
GW is still yo' Daddy!!!!ÿ

Ha!


Well, we have an off topic thread here already, so I thought I'd just use
it instead of enraging the masses with a new thread. I *do* care, you
know...



Speaking of poll fraud, here's this gem.

http://memes.org/modules.php?op=modl...rder=0&thold=0

http://snipurl.com/aqrg



Note that poll inspectors weren't allowed in to Ohio Polling stations.

Ha, this is the same site that fakes photos, is anti-military, and is
communist. Very credible.

"m II" wrote in message
news:sxbnd.70$l65.55@clgrps13...
-=jd=- wrote:
Had this sent to me - author unknown...

The Official 2004 DNC Nursery-Rhyme

Nursery rhymes? I think a prayer is more in order.

With apologies to "A Child's Prayer"



==================================
An Arabian Child's Prayer


Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the lord my soul to keep.

If I should be liberated by the Americans

before I wake,

I pray the lord my soul to take.


©
====================================





mike II

yo' all wound up bro! brace yourself foo'! Be Cool! Ya' dig? ;)

B.H.

"m II" wrote in message

What does a communist Jewish settlement have to do with it?

There SHOULD have been a capital 'L' in Lord, though. Damn.




mike

It has ta do wiff da Neocon way! what 'chew trippin foo'

B.H.

"m II" wrote in message


Well, we have an off topic thread here already, so I thought I'd just
use it instead of enraging the masses with a new thread. I *do* care,
you know...



We know ya care. sho 'nuff!

B.H.