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Frank Dresser December 31st 04 05:32 PM


"Jim Hackett" wrote in message
ink.net...
My God! That's almost 2 inches! Run everyone!!!


Run? Just where should New Yorkers and Bostonians run to? Brother Stair's
millitsunami could wipe out EVERYTHING from Chicago back to the East Coast,
a distance of hundreds of miles.

Although, given Brother Stair's prophetic accuracy, any lazy perambulation
will be more than sufficient.

Frank Dresser



Frank Dresser December 31st 04 05:32 PM


"running dogg" wrote in message
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The Atlantic coast of Chicago could experience waves up to fifty
millimeters high? Every so often kook radio produces a comment that is
just too funny. Unfortunately, I don't have the patience to wade through
all the repeat kookiness to find it. I wonder if the profit is going to
give up on the Pope of Rome coming to get him and wait for the giant
tsunami to hit South Carolina instead as a means of getting into heaven.



Brother Stair's prophesies only get better with each retelling. Who can
forget the Reagan Prophesy? Brother Stair's outstanding Planet X Prophesy
aged like fine vintage wine, particularly after May, 2003.

The Millitsunami Prophesy was already a re-run. Brother Stair gave last
Monday's date.

Frank Dresser



Brian Hill December 31st 04 05:33 PM


"Frank Dresser" wrote in message
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"Jim Hackett" wrote in message
ink.net...
My God! That's almost 2 inches! Run everyone!!!


Run? Just where should New Yorkers and Bostonians run to? Brother

Stair's
millitsunami could wipe out EVERYTHING from Chicago back to the East

Coast,
a distance of hundreds of miles.

Although, given Brother Stair's prophetic accuracy, any lazy perambulation
will be more than sufficient.

Frank Dresser



Hey Frank. Have you ever met the profit/prophet in person?

Brian




Volker Tonn December 31st 04 05:44 PM



Frank Dresser schrieb:
Brother Stair is saying new Atlantic Tsunamis with WAVES UP TO FIFTY
MILLIMETERS HIGH could soon wipe out US Eastern seaboard cities such as New
York, CHICAGO, and Boston!!!

Shortwave radio -- still the place for news you can't get anywhere else!


For sure he was talking about microwaves....


[email protected] December 31st 04 06:04 PM

I can't go anywhere today! Those old Three Stooges movies are running
back to back on tb now.(tb,Dennis the Menance,tb) A million years ago
when I went to school,sometimes the school would run a Three Stooges or
Little Rascals movie and I would beg my mom for a dime so I could see
the movie.I used to sit in the balcony with the other boys and we would
throw stuff down on the girls down there.
cuhulin


Frank Dresser December 31st 04 06:15 PM


"Brian Hill" wrote in message
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Yea your right Frank but being a Prophet and all, maybe he could do some

of
that laying on of the hands stuff and revive ya. Hey! he is the Last Day
Prophet of God :)

B.H.



No, the Prophet gave up revivals when he got rid of his tent and settled in
Walterboro.

Frank Dresser



running dogg January 1st 05 01:55 AM

Frank Dresser wrote:


"-=jd=-" wrote in message
. ..

I'm troubled by this revelation. If that's true, then I might
have wet myself for no good reason...

-=jd=-



There is NO EXCUSE for maintaining even a modicum of control during a major
Brother Stair Prophesy.

Brother Stair started his prophesy by reading from some other prophet's
prophetic dream, presumably dreamed up in the 1930s. In that dream, the
dreamer was in the Los Angeles of the future. There were busses and
strangely shaped cars on the street. People were walking a weird walk,
which the dreamer couldn't master. Men had long hair and ear rings. The
Los Angeles of the future was set in 1969! Brother Stair sounded as if he
hadn't had time to prepare and was reading his material cold. The
prediction, or perhaps postdiction, ended with a severe earthquake.


Was there a severe earthquake in LA in 1969? Or was the earthquake a
parable for the Manson murders?

Amazingly, the LA quake pre or postdiction was just the warm-up for the
magnificent Millitsunami Prophesy.

Brother Stair then read some material about a potential Atlantic earthquake.
He was stumbling over the size of the wave, and seemingly decided that fifty
millimeter waves were far more frightening than fifty meter waves.


The Last Day Profit of Gawd should know that a millimeter is LESS, not
more, than a meter. But what do I know? (Wait, Steve...don't answer
that. :) ) The Profit probably thought that a millimeter was 100 times a
meter, not a hundredth of a meter.

Brother Stair got to the part about the damage done to the cities. "Ahhh,
the cities!" The Prophet of God started ad-libbing. "New York, Chicago,
Boston...."

Between the so-called 1930s 1969 LA quake postdiction and the prediction
that Chicago would be wiped out by fifty millimeter waves in the Atlantic --
well, I just lost it. It took about fifteen minutes for normal breathing to
resume.


Always have a BiPap breathing machine on hand for times when you feel
compelled to listen to the Profit of Gawd. Such incidences of
interrupted breathing due to hyperventilation could be dangerous.

I really doubt such weirdness does any harm to Brother Stair's cause. His
donors don't need to know the difference between a meter and a millimeter or
even that Chicago is an inland city.


Well, since the vast majority of the Profit's followers are Americans,
and products of the American public school system, I doubt that most of
them have any idea about the intricacies of the metric system or even of
geography. Most Americans can't locate their home town on a map of their
state, and can't locate their state on a map of the US, AND can't locate
the US on a map of the world. Most of them have only the slightest idea
of the metric system-they know a 2 liter soda bottle and that's about
it. It's really pathetic-I bet Canadians are better educated than
Americans. Hell, MEXICANS are probably better educated than Americans.



Brenda Ann January 1st 05 03:59 AM


"running dogg" wrote in message
...
The Last Day Profit of Gawd should know that a millimeter is LESS, not
more, than a meter. But what do I know? (Wait, Steve...don't answer
that. :) ) The Profit probably thought that a millimeter was 100 times a
meter, not a hundredth of a meter.



A millimeter is 1/1000th of a meter. 1/100th of a meter is a centimeter.




[email protected] January 1st 05 05:16 AM

I have waves higher then that my iced tea!
I guess I will drown.
Happy Newyear!


[email protected] January 1st 05 05:17 AM

I make much bigger waves than that in my bath tub.
cuhulin



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