Porta-phobia
 

An uncommon phobia characterized by a fear of all things "portable" or
"portable specific" such as a radio or other electronic device. A key
indicator of someone suffering from the disorder is the demand either
written or spoken to "tote" the feared object or objects so as not to be
harmed.

Robert D wrote:

An uncommon phobia characterized by a fear of all things "portable" or
"portable specific" such as a radio or other electronic device. A key
indicator of someone suffering from the disorder is the demand either
written or spoken to "tote" the feared object or objects so as not to be
harmed.

The vast majority of those so afflicted have sub normal intelligence
quotients and are prone to irrational outbreaks at those around them.
Socializing is not a strong point and they generally have very few
friends. Those they do have, follow them slavishly and mimick their
every action. Alcohol is a common factor, as is repetitious use of
insults, signifying a lack of effort in vocabulary and personal
advancement.

These sound samples are indicative of the speech mannerisms used by
the miscreant's 'shadows' and 'hangers on'

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/misc/chstr01.wav
http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/misc/kmom02.wav


We don't have any such denizens here, do we?



mike




--

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No
matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got
there first, and is waiting for it.


Terry Pratchett

In article ,
(Robert D) wrote:

An uncommon phobia characterized by a fear of all things "portable" or
"portable specific" such as a radio or other electronic device. A key
indicator of someone suffering from the disorder is the demand either
written or spoken to "tote" the feared object or objects so as not to be
harmed.

Yeah, but you are just a common Troll.

Plonk

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon wrote:
In article ,
(Robert D) wrote:


An uncommon phobia characterized by a fear of all things "portable" or
"portable specific" such as a radio or other electronic device. A key
indicator of someone suffering from the disorder is the demand either
written or spoken to "tote" the feared object or objects so as not to be
harmed.


Yeah, but you are just a common Troll.

Plonk


You are on a roll tonight..how many plonks in one night three? four?


mike




--
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in
wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are *******s."

Terry Pratchett

m II wrote:
Telamon wrote:

In article ,
(Robert D) wrote:


An uncommon phobia characterized by a fear of all things "portable" or
"portable specific" such as a radio or other electronic device. A key
indicator of someone suffering from the disorder is the demand either
written or spoken to "tote" the feared object or objects so as not to be
harmed.



Yeah, but you are just a common Troll.

Plonk


You are on a roll tonight..how many plonks in one night three? four?


mike

How may of those plonks were different people? LOL.

--
M2

In article ,
m2 wrote:

m II wrote:
Telamon wrote:

In article ,
(Robert D) wrote:


An uncommon phobia characterized by a fear of all things "portable" or
"portable specific" such as a radio or other electronic device. A key
indicator of someone suffering from the disorder is the demand either
written or spoken to "tote" the feared object or objects so as not to be
harmed.



Yeah, but you are just a common Troll.

Plonk


You are on a roll tonight..how many plonks in one night three? four?


mike

How may of those plonks were different people? LOL.

Who cares.

Plonk

--
Telamon
Ventura, California