Why look...it's a chain letter, pyramid scheme, scam and way to make
bscruggins rich, all rolled up into one neat little pile of spam.

And...
B. Scruggins, P.O. Box 845 Port Barre, LA 70577
I hope that you enjoy all of the magazines, junk mail and other crap
that will be coming your way.
You must be quite the idiot to spam an NG and include your mailing
address.

Just think of all the receivers we can buy with all this dough coming!!
I can't wait! My check is in the mail.